[americanisedcanadian]

People: Ominis gaunt my precious blind boy uwu

Me, stopping every time in front of the lute player to listen to his strumming as I gaze into his boyish eyes:

[bo0zey]

 i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

[bo0zey]

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

[bo0zey]

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

[mothmanliveshere]

hey op good news

[pirategf]

[i-will-help-you-swim]

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

[cmoon-rabbit4-blog]

Reblog if your blog is a safe place for asexuals.

[itzmeyahgorl-deactivated2022110]

Murray to everyone else:

Murray to Alexei:

[sixmonthsandgone]

Seeing Alexei with his Woody Woodpecker stuffed animal:

Five seconds later:

[nihilnovisubsole]

i have no excuse for this

[marimacha-tonto]

Some guy at Chicago Pride (2018) dressed up as Spider-Man and climbed the roof to drop rainbow bead necklaces for people who spotted him.

[anissapierce]

Two other pictures my friend took from across the street

[jellybeankitten]

I didn’t have the best view at pride, but I was able to photograph Spider-Man! 

[media-schmedia]

no cops at pride only spiderman

[angieartness]

*tappity tap tap tAp* DRAW!! (this has been your daily "yell at me to draw" ask)

[kurodiii]

Tippity tap tap have some Jack!

(totally rhymes)(sssshhhh)

The BEST kind of figure drawing practice xD

[marvel-lous-things]

Peter: it’s time you learned about the birds and the bees

Morgan, age 6: :O

Pepper: PETER N O-

Peter, choking up: they’re dying and need our help

Pepper:

Morgan, also choking up: I know

[draconym]

I often work with children and it makes me kind of sad when I’m at work and I start talking to a small child and their parent says something like, “oh, she’s sixteen months, she can’t understand you.”

Like, 1. I know what a toddler is and 2. not with that attitude she won’t.

[draconym]

There are a lot of great additions to this post, but I think this also may be the time for me to share one of my favorite stories about myself.

Growing up, I spent most days with my grandmother while my parents were at work. My grandmother was a spry old Estonian woman from Saaremaa who had herself grown up on a farm, but her favorite hobbies in her retirement were reading, being a card shark, and gardening. She had a lovely backyard with a lot of flowers: both those native to Maryland and some that reminded her of her homeland. She spent a lot of time out in the garden, and my very earliest memories are of sitting in the grass watching her putter around in the dirt on her hands and knees.

So one weekend afternoon when I’m perhaps barely a year old, I’m at my parents’ house on their day off, just sort of noodling around on the grass behind our townhouse. My mom thinks she hears me babbling to myself and so she quietly sneaks up behind me, hoping to maybe catch some of my first words.

As she gets closer, she notices that I’m pulling up grass in my fat little baby hands while I mutter something. Just fistful after fistful of grass and tossing it in every direction. She gets up right behind me and finally she can make out what it is I’m saying as I rip up the lawn:

“God damn weeds. God damn weeds! God damn weeds.”

[corporatelobotomy]

miles morales: the truth is,, anyone can wear the mask — Anyone can be spiderman

me, shovelling popcorn into my mouth with tears in my eyes:

[huffleclod]

[somedayholland36]

In “Avengers: Endgame”, the three characters who say goodbye to Tony before he dies (Rhodey, Peter and Pepper) are wearing armor that he designed. The explanation for this is that Tony wrapped the people he loved with his protection, in the end he might not have been able to design an armor to protect the Earth but he made one for each person he loved.

[uservroomvroom]

so endgame cut to the five year time skip right after the avengers went and cut off thanos’ head and we never saw the reaction when they came back and had to tell Tony who was passed out in a COMA like can you imagine?? waking up after a mental breakdown and malnutrition and ur all disoriented and everyone’s GONE and then they fucking come back and you have Steve rogers coming up to you like this

[thestarsintheskie]

TOBEY MAGUIRE IS MAKING A CAMEO. I REPEAT:

TOBEY MAGUIRE IS MAKING A CAMEO IN FAR FROM HOME !!!!!

[ironfamjam]

mULtiVeRSe???

[mystrothedefender]

[marvel-lous-things]

Aftermath of the battle

—

Morgan: mommy look!! I drew a picture of our family while you and daddy were gone!!

Rhodey: …oh no

Pepper: …how do we tell her

Peter, taking a deep breath: Miss Potts. Please. Let me handle this.

Pepper: sweetheart I don’t think that’s such a good idea- PETER NO-

Peter: [takes Morgan’s drawing]

Morgan: what-

Peter, crying: [scribbles Tony’s face out]

[galaxyspeaking]

Oh hey Spideychelle fandom, I’m not done with you yet

{please don’t repost <3}