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Review 2: Benefit They’re Real! Mascara
Here’s installment two~
(Disclaimer: These reviews are in my humble opinion. Occasionally, when there is a problem with texture, color, or “wearability,” the characteristics of the product can change depending on the skin type of the people who use it.)
The Benefit mascaras are kind of legendary, and I feel like every MUA on Youtube uses Roller Lash or the BadGal Lash or some form of Benefit mascara.
I spent a hefty $24 on this beauty (and I’m a cheap mf), so I was expecting results. Truthfully, I was underwhelmed. It’s nice and the formula is fine, but the wand is super spiky and the spikes are SHARP. I’ve poked my eye, made it water, and ruined all my makeup on more than one occasion.
Honestly, the Roller Lash or BadGal Lash mascaras are probably a little safer for injury-prone folks like me. I have the mini-version of the BadGal Lash that I’m not particularly fond of. If you’re hardcore though, and you have $24 to spend, give this mascara a try.
Overall, 7/10. The formula is whatever, but I need not use mascara that threatens to gouge out my eye. I’ll stick with my Maybelline Plush.
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Review 1: NYX Soft Matte Lip Cream
Hey-o!
I’m going to start a series of reviews on makeup for my own reference and for any followers who are wondering which makeup products to purchase if they’re aspiring MUAs like me.
(Disclaimer: These reviews are in my humble opinion. Occasionally, when there is a problem with texture, color, or “wearability,” the characteristics of the product can change depending on the skin type of the people who use it.)
ANYWHO, let’s get into it~
I have three shades of NYX’s Soft Matte Lip Cream: Cannes, Abu Dhabi, and Monte Carlo.
I have to say that I really, really love these liquid lipsticks. They are incredibly creamy, incredibly soft, and they smell like vanilla cupcakes. They dry matte, they don’t transfer very much, and they’re adorable. They’re INCREDIBLE, no lie. To me, they are must-haves in anyone’s beauty collection.
Plus, they’re only $6.00 on NYX’s website. They used to only have nudes/pinks/reds, but new colors have been released on their website like dark navy (Moscow) and bright purple (Havana).
Anyway, 10/10 from me. I’m planning on collecting them all.
I just ordered new makeup!
So v excite for my next two orders from Colourpop and Ulta Beauty (I am going broke buying all these gems.)
From Ulta Beauty -
Too Faced Totally Obsessed Kit includes:
Deluxe Better Than Sex Mascara
Chocolate Soleil Matte Bronzer
Melted Liquified Long Wear Lipstick in shade Melted Chihuahua
Shadow Insurance Anti-Crease Eyeshadow Primer
Hangover Replenishing Face Primer
From Colourpop -
Where The Light Is Eyeshadow Palette (collab w/ Kathleen Lights)
Ultra Matte Lippie in Beeper
I’ve decided that this blog is going to turn into an actual makeup blog for feeding my obsession and informing the people who follow me (it’s not many). Enjoy ~
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Hey guys! I’m doing a quick giveaway of an undated, Sunday Passion Planner worth $24.99 - $29.99!
So, what is a Passion Planner? A passion planner is a really useful planner/organiser/notebook which has everything you’ll ever need in a planner! I’ve been using mine for a few months now and I love it! It’s helped me stay super productive, especially during exam weeks! The planner has sections for both monthly & weekly organisation as well as space for to-do lists, extra notes and sketches! The planner also comes with directions on how to set up and reach your goals! To be honest I can’t recommend this planner enough! For more information check out Passion Planner’s website!
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How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they can’t get that high.
How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”
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How do you know a soprano is at your door?
She can’t find the key and doesn’t know where to come in
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Hufflepuff aesthetic: sitting after a long day; pulling your blanket back on when it falls off in the night; broken cinnamon sticks; jumpers that are too big; putting on warm socks; your pet resting their head on your lap; butterfly kisses; extra creamy hot chocolate; humming in the morning;
Gryffindor aesthetic: being breathless after running; spinning fast on office chairs; untying your hair; having dirty feet; finishing big breakfast; holding hands; fire crackling; having red lips from berries; burning the tips of your fingers on hot drinks; brushing your hands through fur;
Slytherin aesthetic: making perfect paper creases; sucking on ice; rooms with high ceilings; looking up at the stars; getting up for a drink of water at night; brushing your hair behind your ears; heels clicking on polished floors; dancing home alone; driving fast; jumping high on trampolines; charcoal on fingers; blasting music on headphones; being light-headed after a sleep in;
Ravenclaw aesthetic: covering your eyes with your hair; cold wind on your face; brushed teeth; finishing a long book series; wearing extravagant clothes at home for no reason; sipping lemonade through straws; multi-tasking; hot showers; staying up late; quiet music; the taste of mint; perfectly sharpened pencils;
I’m lucky enough to have the kind of love that makes my knees weak and my heart ache and my stomach flutter. I have that kind of love that brings me so close to another person and gives me such a strong connection with my partner that I don’t have to be worried about losing him.
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