Your Bestest Friend Forever. :) @amicusoptlmus-blog - Tumblr Blog

* Huh. Guess you woke up from whatever hole you'd crawled into. I guess that means I should do my part in watching out for you. - divinus-caedem

@divinus-caedem

* Try not to get in my way, and we won’t have a problem, hm?

#Anonymous #more and more familiar faces are showing up...#i wonder how long it'll be before they all eventually give up.#oh well!#guess we'll figure out eventually!

"It's been so long since you last poked your head in, that I had to double check your RULES page. 'I’m the friendliest flower you’ll ever meet.' That's pretty cute. Seems like you've been busy though." (= (love-outlier)

* VERY busy, as a matter of fact.

#hmm... i don't IMMEDIATELY recognize you..#but maybe I just need to look back at my archives... get a feel for who you are again!#:)#Anonymous

((ooc: do you have a rules page for mobile users? ))

* Since you asked so nicely, I’ll just slap it on right here.

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So! Full disclosure here, let’s make ONE THING SINCERELY CLEAR HERE.

That one guy that controlled the blog before? The weird, twenty-year-old dude? Yeah, he’s not around any more. He gave up a looong time ago. It’s just me here now. Your Best Friend. :)

So! On that note, I guess this site REALLY likes its rules and about pages huh??? Well I guess I better start crackin’ at those rules! Let’s see…

1) This blog is MUTUALS ONLY. I’m very picky with my friends and I’m sure you can understand there’s a big reason why I choose the ones I hang around with all the time and not some weird, lowlife or some nobody with not even a single GOLD to their name! I only mess with the big boys and girls. If you’ve got a problem with that, then unfollow~! I’m sure I’ll devour you at some point either way. :D

2) Oh, it should also go without saying that this blog is also somewhat PRIVATE, because, as you might have guessed, as EXPRESSIVE as I can be I’m sure there’s still a couple of people I’d prefer speaking to MUCH MORE than some random weirdos around this stupid website.

3) Let’s see… oh right! IM’s are for mutuals only. I get enough SPAM emails and SEND enough of them every day as it is, so I don’t need more weird spam in my collection, ktxhbai

4) You see those nifty little icons I have?! Those are all some of the backups that I acquired!! You can probably take a guess and say I fiddled with them a little bit, but anything not pixelated PROBABLY isn’t made by me. It’s probably stolen borrowed from one of my few bestest buddypals :)

5) Don’t try talking to the mun here. He’s not gonna listen and he’s not gonna hear you. :)

6) It’s just me. Just Flowey.

7) Shit, was that a DDLC reference? Probably shouldn’t’ve inhabited that game for the time I did… eh..

8) POINT STILL STANDS THAT I’M THE ONLY ONE HERE SO IF YOU WANNA TALK TO YOUR BESTEST FRIEND FEEL MORE THAN FREE TO SHOOT ME A MESSAGE ANY TIME :)))

9) If you’re Sans, more specifically, a dragon-type Sans, go suck on a ghost pepper, smelly.

10) I’ll probably add more in the future. Stay tuned~! Toodles :)

oh yeah, and if you actually BOTHERED reading all this, send me an ask saying hello to me! Don’t worry. Don’t be shy. I’m the friendliest flower you’ll ever meet. :)

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#ask innocentfrisk #here ya go weirdo!#hope to see you around #:)))

[spierce] "You're more than you seem, aren't you?" [read the rules!]

* I get that a lot.

#Thanks boo!~#now suffer and die a painful death.#i mean.#have some friendliness pellets!#quotlibet

"Hey, a flower with a face, good thing I'm used to weird things otherwise I'd put the PETAL to the medal!" Finger guns. (I read the rules lmao)

* On a scale of one to ten, I’m giving that punchline and its delivery a negative five.

#yeah #you BETTER have read the rules #you weird... blue... child.. thing #herooflightanddark

why don't you fortnite dance

* Find me a 3d-rendered model of me performing the fortnite dance and you’ll get what you want.

* Go on - I’ll wait.

#seriously.#that's your homework for today's class!#Anonymous

* That’s the stuff.

#thanks.#submission

* Man, it’s so boring today.

* Can’t you all do something exciting? Like, I’unno, Fortnite Dance?

#seriously i'm sitting here staring at you all and wondering how your brain functions #DO SOMETHING ENTERTAINING ALREADY

* Oooooh, here comes the best part.

#Where everything crashes and falls to dust! Haha!

ask-thegoatbro‌:

“Who would have thought that talking to a Flowey could aggravate me so muc-…”

“…Wait, what? Working on a way that will end up with you to never come back again?”

“Alright, if you want to do something as silly like that. Then be my guest… I’m not too worried about that.”

* I’m sure if I told you how I plan to do it, your opinion would change.

* But I’m not gonna.

#besides...#I still have so much work to do! Who KNOWS when I'll eventually finish with all my work?

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* Any blog that follows me agrees to the following terms and conditions:

*** YOU ACCEPT EVERYTHING *** *** THAT WILL HAPPEN FROM *** *** NOW ON. ***

#guess I gotta reblog this since people are following me left and right :/

* Hard to be ‘OOC’ when I’m all me, babe.

#hehe!#it's not really dedication... just me being me.#it's really easy #takes no brainpower #except for me breathing #:D

ask-thegoatbro‌:

“… What are you hiding? What are you planning? I’m sure all my “viewers” will all love to hear what comes out of your filthy mouth. Actually, no. I don’t care. What more could you possibly do that I haven’t when I was a flower. Out of all the many possibilities. Why would you be any more special than all the other Floweys? Do yourself a favor and just burn to death… Oh wait, you’ll just come back.”

* Wow, you’re really misinformed. Either that, or really stupid.

* Or, hell, you might just be edgy. I know I used to be, too, hehe.

* If I went ahead and fed you all the info on a platter, it’d probably be too much for your broken little goat brain to handle.

* But trust me - I’m workin’ on a way that will end up with me never coming back again. We just gotta’ wait for that. Can’t make miracles happen in a snap, like some people!

* I’m lookin’ at you, Thanos.

#besides...#you look like you got yourself a nice pal there.#it'd be a shame to have them clean up after the mess I make.#try not to start something you can't finish - hm?

Despite everything, Frisk still decides to give you a chance. A chance a redemption. She decides to sit by the grass next to the flower, playing with a stick she had found. She then speaks. [* Hi. How are you feeling? ]

* You know, the more you try to talk to me, the more I associate your voice with the buzzing of a fly.

| It’s ridiculous how persistent this kid is. Every iteration of them. Every other blog that comes up with this shit - they’re all about MERCY MERCY, SPARE SPARE, or in some rare cases, KILL KILL. Sick of it, honestly. Need something FRESH, NEW. Oh well - guess I’ll humor her juuuust for a bit. Lots of things to look forward to, after all. |

* Tell me - do you literally have nothing better to do rather than talk to some dumb murder- flower, kid?

#childfromthelandabove #the more I see your face the more I want to punch it.#and the more i want to punch it the more i realize i physically can't because I don't have hands.#you wouldn't happen to have 6 souls on hand #would ya?