Miles

He/him ☆ Trans+Gay ☆ Minor

[ghstwht]

"Well, angry birds killed us"

[amilesionandone]

Ok Roblox

[pineappical]

hey girl

[sparklycartoonfairy]

I’ve seen people do au’s of Bloody Mary where Grace’s twin brother is Colt Seavers from the fall guy which I honestly love but I haven’t seen anyone do what I consider to be the funniest option available which is make Ryland Grace an escaped Ken from Barbieland.

Think about it throughout PHM Ryland never talks about having a family he mentions having a girlfriend once in the book all we really know about her is that they moved in together briefly and that she had a lot of stuff.

Let’s say after Ken and Barbie break up. Ken decides to go out on his own and stumbles upon the real world. There he learns about science and becomes completely invested in that pathway. He either eventually figures out how to become a human or he stays a doll which could explain why he was the only one to survive his hyper sleep (and so he can live with rocky longer)

It could explain why he so heavily believes in non water based life so much because he WAS a non water based life form. Water doesn’t exist in Barbieland it’s all plastic.

Furthermore this could explain why he decided to become a teacher being a doll previously it’s only reasonable to assume he’d enjoy kid’s presence the same way Barbie does.

He also loves the beach and we all know that Ken’s previous job was beach

In the Barbie movie the CEO of Mattel states “we’re not worried about Ken…. Ever.” Meaning that it’s likely they wouldn’t care at all if a Ken left Barbieland and perused an education became a scientist and eventually a school teacher.

All this to say imagine Simon and Grace getting into some kind of fight where Simon is like

“You have no idea what it’s like to live your life forced to be a cog in the system. Knowing that what you want doesn’t matter, nobody caring about who you are not even your name matters”etc. etc.

and the entire time Grace is having PTSD flashbacks of this:

And then responds with:

“You wouldn’t last an hour in the place I grew up”

[kit-screams-into-the-void]

gay astrophage

[couchtaro]

Diversity win! Astrophage is already asexual!

[amilesionandone]

Thank you Ryan Gosling X Markiplier yaoi for reminding me that I forget to change the title of my critical response essay on my diploma exam (which is worth 30% of my grade, the critical is worth 30% of that grade) from the placeholder title I left which was "DO NOT FORGET TITLE"...

[hulk-janitor]

BloodyMary comic based on Chapter 4 of "It's Worth It" by HulkJanitor (me) on Ao3.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[bloodymaryteardrop]

[witchesonacross]

imagine you’re a man ALONE in SPACE and your best friend is an ALIEN and you look like RYAN GOSLING and suddenly your ALIEN BUDDY who looks like a ROCK so you called him ROCKY tells you there is a HUMAN covered in BLOOD and you break into his SUBMARINE that he was WELDED INTO and you find that the ONLY OTHER HUMAN FOR THOUSANDS OF LIGHT YEARS is the youtuber MARKIPLIER

[spades-of-ace--arts]

so i've recently gotten into project hail mary and saw people making some fucked up eridians, and in the dead of night the muses had struck me with some form of divine inspiration.

behold my beautiful and fucked up child; Wet Floor.

[mellosdrawings]

Yurifies your trolley problem <3

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Okay but imagine being the team of Eridian scientists tasked with keeping Erid's Only Human alive for as long as possible while the whole planet's environment is literally trying to kill him. And then Rocky shows up and is like:

“Grace says he would like half of dome to be water.”

“Oh, is necessary for humans to have large amounts of water question?”

Small Eridian equivalent of a sigh. “No. Not needed for life. In fact Grace will die if he falls in water and does not get out.”

“Tell him we give him water in containers that won't kill him. Lots lots lots of water on Erid for Grace to drink.”

“No. Grace say he want water on ground. Also want it with excess sodium chloride compound so it will be unhealthy for drink.”

“WHY QUESTION???”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

To celebrate Erid getting their sun back on track, Grace asks for some alcohol. There's a small amount left from the Hail Mary and Rocky offers to take it to the science Eridians to see if they can synthesise more.

“Grace want this liquid for celebration.”

“Of course.” They scan it. “You have wrong liquid. This contain compounds which are poisonous for humans.”

“Yes yes yes. Grace say humans like feeling of being slightly poisoned.”

“WHY QUESTION?????”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Grace is like one of those extremely finicky tropical fish who instantly die if not kept in extremely specific conditions.

Only here the fish can talk and keeps asking you to make it vodka.

[kokica1]

Mark knowing? Fine. It's his job to work and be online. I feel like I'm a bug and my rock was lifted off me but fine.

Now Ryan.

If Ryan, the chronically offline 45 year old girl dad of two, does anything to show acknowledgement of us, I'm going to fucking send myself into orbit with how loudly I'll shriek.

[rocky-the-eridian-official-real]

Rocly mate bad as hell statement

<WHO THE FUCK IS ROCLY QUESTION ONLY ROCKY MATE BAD AS HELL>

[pretty-rock-adrian-offical]

adrian love rocly....... maybe even more than rocky

is joke! adrian only love rocky forever and ever and ever and all time that exists

[rocky-the-eridian-official-real]

<Is joke! Funny joke! Adrian almost make Rocky snap.>

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 40

Simon (Iron Lung)

Sundrop (fnaf)

Voting ended onJun 8

[amilesionandone]

Even the robot fuckers can't deny that shirtless markiplier is hot

[directdogman]

Give Gay Randy some of my tater tots :) they're garlic and parmesan

Best I can do is have him waterboarded. Hopefully that's close enough to what you just said. Thank you for your time and patience.

[directdogman]

Oh, right, it's June!

My inbox is inundated with asks wondering what Gay Randy©'s been up to. I actually slept in yesterday and forgot to make my usual post. Whoops. I'm sure Gay Randy© would love to know he was missed so badly, though! Happy Pride, everyone!