Amoeba Habitat

She/they. 26. Anything can be a sandwich if you really believe. 🇧🇬🏳️‍🌈 🖤🤍 🫧🐌

[ashenmind]

“protect children” <- reactionary drivel basically every time

“be kind to children” <-radical thinking that causes way more arguments than you would ever imagine

[animesickos]

We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes....... jeef berky

[punkrorschach]

[nerdgasrnz]

[uberguber89]

[walmart-the-official]

jeef berky

[charl0ttan]

ive SEEN quiet toilets. i KNOW we have the technology.

[charl0ttan]

are you perhaps a bat

[chainmail-butch]

Someone got really mad at my definition of Fascism post and like. You're so fucking close man. You almost got it

[eatmorebikes]

[everrgrreeen]

the monsterfucker website has yet to let me down

[victusinveritas]

[naamahdarling]

WTF this is masterful, 10/10.

[marjorierose]

Other people have said this in notes, but the Bulwer-Lytton contest involves writing the most absurd opener you can think of and submitting it to the contest. It's not a judgment like the Razzies or the bad sex in books award or something; it's a game. Diana Murtaugh of Baltimore is to be congratulated for this win.

[who-do-i-know-this-man]

Prisoner's dilemma poll. So not look at tags until you vote. After you vote see what prev did and gain points based on the list below

Selfish Choice

Cooperative Choice

Voting ended onMar 10, 2025

Both Selfish; you each lose 2 points

You Selfish, prev Cooperative; You gain 2 points

You Cooperative, prev Selfish; You lose 1 point, prev gains 1 point

Both Cooperative; You Each gain 1 points

(ps make sure to say what you voted)

Making this post long so you have to scroll to see prev's tags.

[machine-saint]

thinking about that post that's like "by providing a face-preserving way to admit the outgroup can be correct, that 'heartbreaking, the worst guy you know made a valid point' article has done more to rectify online discourse than any rationalist ever will"

[bisexualfunfacts]

being so fr with you all we need to drastically accelerate anti-car propaganda.

we need to make it so clear to future generations that we no longer tolerate a world where you cannot conveniently go for a walk or get a coffee or get groceries without a car

[ceerarayhne]

We so desperately need both more public transportation, and places designed with walking in mind rather than driving.

I would love to Be Able to rely on public transportation. There is a VERY long way to go before it becomes even Remotely viable for me.

[pasdecoeur]

all fanfiction is funnier and sexier and vastly better-written when you read it at three in the morning, in the dark, lying on your side, tucked into bed, with screen rotate turned off. that’s just how it works. that’s just facts.

[thenatsdorf]

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

[immaplatypus]

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

[official-mugi]

“See him face”

I sure fucking do see him face

[just-things-i-enjoy]

Him face

[luccorvus]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021

[catsbeaversandducks]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021 (2)

[bakarilennox]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2022

[pluralwizard]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2023

[erindizmo]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2024

[thedoorthatopensonitsown]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2025

[soberscientistlife]

[littledoggy-girlcollar]

some of you have GOT to get comfortable with lying and situational morality and i'm not kidding

[lady-raziel]

I just wanna know if love wins before America loses

[shoezuki]

Some wild shit goes on in ppls lives

[assorted-thoughts-and-feelings]

For everyone who doesn’t spend their time on Reddit, the here’s the equally wild follow up that OP referenced in the tags.

[tenibear]

Title and first paragraph: Wow yeah OP is a complete arsehole

Second paragraph and follow up:

[hexjulia]

It's such a mervyn peake dead rat poem morning

One of the poems ever.

[chubbinafatzarelli]

this is the single saddest thing I’ve ever seen on cutthroat kitchen

[serinos-kitt]

The contestant didn’t speak English as a first language Due to this the judge didn’t judge his dish as biscuits and gravy but as brisket and gravy and the contestant moved onto the next round After this Alton started explaining the dish he was asking them to make more in detail to make sure it didn’t happen again.

[artemistheartist]

THE CORRECT WAY TO REACT TO LANGUAGE MISCOMMUNICATION

[ashwantsafreepalestine]

Tell Your Senators: Support Sen. Bernie Sanders’ Resolutions to Block Arms to Israel

Most U.S. voters want to stop U.S. arms sales to Israel and end Israel’s war on Gaza.¹ The Biden administration hasn’t listened. But that c

To all my American friends, the time is now.

Please, execute a BOMBARDMENT. Call your representatives!