Lebowski!

My name is Alex (Lebowski to most) Supernatural. Teen Wolf. Doctor Who. Sherlock. Psych. Hannibal. Sons of Anarchy. Weeds. Orange is the New Black. Attack on Titan. Harry Potter. Divergent. Scrubs. I play Tuba, Trombone, Euphonium, and I sing Bass. My vocal range is Eb1 and I can go as high as Eb4. Snapchat: lebowwski Instagram: lebowwski If you want my phone number just ask for it.

[4la-deactivated20210919]

*thinks of all my worst memories so that every empath in a mile radius takes psychic damage*

[cephalophor]

[knightsideman]

Why are Lesbians like this ? .Do they take pleasure in attacking everything sacred ? .Or just love sexualizing those that take vows of Chastity ? .

[cephalophor]

.... Nunneries, specially during the renaissance were a safe heaven for a lot of lesbians or women who didn't want to marry... So this is a historically based joke you dumb bitch

[calcinator]

Seems a bit unfair to single out the funny ladies making a joke on tiktok for sexualizing nuns when porn and the spirit halloween store exist. 

[justsomeantifas]

them: capitalism inspires innovation and technological advancement!!

capitalism:

[blacksunivoryz-deactivated20190]

Isn’t this website your using created by capitalism?

[justsomeantifas]

someone post the meme

[tahthetrickster]

gladly

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[chaoticevilbean]

As a English speaker learning French, this makes me feel a whole lot better about my skills.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I can’t even hear individual words in French so I think they’re doing a good job all things considered.

[ironwoman359]

I love the guy who you can tell has actually has studied english, knew that Massachusettes was a state, etc, because he kept going “Oh, that one sucks, I hate that one.” He’d still pronounce it right, but you could tell it physically pained him XD

[alwaysabeautifullife]

“Square friend”

[ichoosefaithhopeandlove]

“Thow”

“I can’t do better”

[ufocafe]

so i asked a friend what was up and she replied with this and i feel like i’m in an episode of the twilight zone

[no-chill-at-all]

[thedarkestlovee]

This the one!

[beyonslayed]

Stop

[swdyww-deactivated20210428]

LMAO

[skyylinepigeon-deactivated20191]

peak cooking competition humor is when a contestant doesn’t know where or what something is and the camera just slowly zooms in on it

[dankmemeuniversity]

[athlethick]

[withironhands]

Avengers (1963) #5

[starkexpos]

I have never laughed at a single panel so hard in my life. 

[rachiesratirementhome]

What if we kissed on the rouch

[randomitemdrop]

Item: a swarm of thousands of rats trained to form furniture for their master

[pseudomantis]

so completely obsessed with everything about these images

[scottandhiskind]

We really can’t have anything

[chickensgod]

[slothful-rabbit]

I laughed so fucking hard at this

[potatochipship]

[thepastisaroadmap]

[Image description: a video followed by 6 flags.

The video, described by @holyfunnyhistoryherring, is a captioned tik tok by @thatrobinhood, showing a white guy with short brown hair and a longer beard, wearing a bathrobe, holding a drink and talking to the camera. He says, “So I was at a tractor-pull one time (yes, I am exactly the kind of redneck that goes to tractor-pulls) and this guy showed up, I guess with his boyfriend, um, I’m not a 100% sure. But he was wearing, uh, pink cowboy boots. He had homemade cut-of jean shorts, he had a, uh, flannel crop top, and he had a pink John Deer trucker hat.Anyway, one of the rednecks behind me was looking at this guy and he’s like ‘I don’t know why anybody would come to a tractor-pull dressed like that’ and the other redneck who’s behind me goes ’listen, if he wants to come to a tractor pull dressed like that, it’s his God given right. What the fuck do you think freedom, Earl?’ and now I really want a pride bumper sticker that says ‘What the fuck do you think freedom means, Earl?’”

The flags are the rainbow, bi, lesbian, pan, trans, and ace flags. The bi and ace flags have a different font from the others, but they each have “What the fuck do you think freedom means, Earl!?” written over them with uppercase black text.

End image description]

[ha-pax]

[mistomaxo]

the juice is loose

[catchymemes]

Credit: @tahilalats

[for-peace-war]

Worth the watch

[silvysartfulness]

wait for it

[thenatsdorf]

The Evolution of Douchebag Style [full video]

[anarcho-compass]

Oh, he’s good.

[oparnoshoshoi]

I don’t know whether he deserves an Oscar or a restraining order.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

the idea of consuming two conflicting things that promise to do the opposite of each other has always been hilarious to me. there’s a liquid shot-based sleep aid called 6 hour sleep and as soon as I saw it i immediately imagined mixing it and a 5 hour energy together for a 1 hour nap

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

mix NyQuil and DayQuil to create Quil

[lured-deactivated20170602]

what does Quil do

[softbutxh-deactivated20170428]

All the time all the time