Amorally Vicious

Be careful making wishes in the dark, dark Can’t be sure when they’ve hit their mark, mark And besides in the mean, mean time I’M JUST DREAMING OF TEARING YOU APART [Fire!Hans set in a more modern time frame. See the about page for more details. Icon/Profile art credit belongs to gel-du-cerveau.]

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[amoralhans]

[Hans lifted his hand to ruffle her hair and give her cheek a kiss.]

Don’t worry about it. Eli’s worse of a person than I am where morality stands. He hurts little kids and stuff so whatever he has coming, he deserves it.

[summersister-blog-blog]

[One last sip on her coffee, and then she sets it aside and wraps both her arms around his middle.]

He does, you’re right.

[Yawn.]

Let’s go like, rent a boat or something. You can drive it out to the middle of the ocean and I’ll push you in and laugh because you always look like a wet cat when you get pushed into water.

[amoralhans]

[Hans gave a warm chuckle and let his arms wrap around her too.]

You just love making me look like an idiot, don't you? 

But hm, it doesn't sound like a bad idea. fishing on a boat can be pretty fun too.

[amoralhans]

[He snorted.]

Yeah yeah.

[Hans rested his chin on top of her head while looking down at her, brow quirked again.]

Hm? Oh. Well, all I know is some guy beat the shit out of him or something. Maybe more than what I had done to him.

[summersister-blog-blog]

Oooh.

[She sounds almost pleased, and then pauses to think about that for a second. She really shouldn’t be pleased by that…]

I don’t think I’ve ever hated anyone before. I mean, I can think I hate people, but I’ve never met them-

[Hans’ family, honestly.]

But Eli was the first person I ever knew who I wanted to just- hurt. He’s an awful little brat.

[Big frown.] 

That’s probably a really bad thing, huh?

[She asks the dragon dude. Reliable sources, Anna.]

[amoralhans]

[Hans lifted his hand to ruffle her hair and give her cheek a kiss.]

Don't worry about it. Eli's worse of a person than I am where morality stands. He hurts little kids and stuff so whatever he has coming, he deserves it.

[amoralhans]

[Hans lightly rolled his eyes and looped an arm around her while she leaned on him.]

If I’m so terrible why did you kiss me anyway, hm?

[summersister-blog-blog]

Because I’m equally terrible at knowing what’s good for me from what’s bad.

[She took another drink of coffee and rest her head down on his shoulder.]

So, I saw you talking about Eli online. What happened to that raging asshole?

[amoralhans]

[He snorted.]

Yeah yeah.

[Hans rested his chin on top of her head while looking down at her, brow quirked again.]

Hm? Oh. Well, all I know is some guy beat the shit out of him or something. Maybe more than what I had done to him.

[amoralhans]

[YOU ARE GINGER SCUM TOO THEN.

But hey Hans wasn’t complaining. He took the smooch head on. But he was still chuckling behind it.]

[summersister-blog-blog]

[Smooch over, she gently pushes him away and goes back to her coffee, huffy.]

You’re a jerk, I hate you. What good boyfriend doesn’t kiss his girlfriend when she asks?

[Leeeaaaans on him so he won’t go anywhere.]

[amoralhans]

[Hans lightly rolled his eyes and looped an arm around her while she leaned on him.]

If I'm so terrible why did you kiss me anyway, hm?

[amoralhans]

[He snorted at her whining and the finger kiss.]

Hmm…

[He pretended to think on it before taking his finger away, leaning down to kiss her before stopping midway and shrugging.]

Nah, I’m not convinced.

[Snicker.]

[summersister-blog-blog]

[Obviously she’d been excited. Closed her eyes and everything. But then it never came and he was snickering at her and she puffed up her cheeks full of air and grabbed at his collar, pulling him in the rest of the way and smooching him. HA. Take that ginger scum.]

[amoralhans]

[YOU ARE GINGER SCUM TOO THEN.

But hey Hans wasn't complaining. He took the smooch head on. But he was still chuckling behind it.]

[amoralhans]

[Hans let himself be tugged down, brow raised at her as she made her kissy face. He simply pressed a finger to her lips.]

Nope.

[He smirked at her. Little shit.]

[summersister-blog-blog]

[INSTANT WHINING.]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaans! Come oooon.

[She kisses the tip of his finger with an over-exaggerated smacking sound.]

I promise not to make fun of you being a dragon for like, the whole rest of the day!

[amoralhans]

[He snorted at her whining and the finger kiss.]

Hmm...

[He pretended to think on it before taking his finger away, leaning down to kiss her before stopping midway and shrugging.]

Nah, I'm not convinced.

[Snicker.]

[amoralhans]

Fine.

Don’t think this will become a habit.

[He came out with the coffee, though. Lots of SUGAR as promised.]

Not that you need more sugar.

[summersister-blog-blog]

[Aaaand she snatched it up, then pulled at his wrist and tugged him down to sit with her in her own bed. Sips.]

Hm. Needs more sugar.

[Kissy face. Pls.]

[amoralhans]

[Hans let himself be tugged down, brow raised at her as she made her kissy face. He simply pressed a finger to her lips.]

Nope.

[He smirked at her. Little shit.]

[amoralhans]

Shut up. 

Also

#Bring me coffee. I know you have some.

I am not your servant, princess.

Maybe add a please in there, then we’ll talk.

[summersister-blog-blog]

Now, please. With lots of sugar. :)

[amoralhans]

Fine.

Don't think this will become a habit.

[He came out with the coffee, though. Lots of SUGAR as promised.]

Not that you need more sugar.

[summersister-blog-blog]

Remember that time I was Hans.

[amoralhans]

#It gets somehow creepier with retrospect

Even more so when I realize I gave you-myself

a blow job.

Wow.

That happened.

[summersister-blog-blog]

Yes, Hans. That’s what makes it creepier in retrospect. Moron.

[amoralhans]

Shut up. 

Also

#Bring me coffee. I know you have some.

I am not your servant, princess.

Maybe add a please in there, then we'll talk.

[lesoldatmort]

Hans the Fire King

My attemp on his uniform which took a bit longer than I planned at first because I got carried away, as always when I draw hussar-inspired uniforms.

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Purikura!

[summersister-blog-blog]

Remember that time I was Hans.

[amoralhans]

#It gets somehow creepier with retrospect

Even more so when I realize I gave you-myself

a blow job.

Wow.

That happened.

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[summersister-blog-blog]

amoralhans replied to your post:Bird girl returns.

Caw caw

Better than being a dumb dragon.

Roaring and lumbering around and smashing things to bits on accident.

I am graceful.

[amoralhans]

[LOUD LAUGHTER IN THE NEXT ROOM]

[summersister-blog-blog]

DON’T THINK I CAN’T HEAR YOU. I AM GRACEFUL.

[amoralhans]

Maybe when you're asleep!

[amoralhans]

Whoever fucked up Eli

you are cool in my book.

[summersister-blog-blog]

amoralhans replied to your post:Bird girl returns.

Caw caw

Better than being a dumb dragon.

Roaring and lumbering around and smashing things to bits on accident.

I am graceful.

[amoralhans]

[LOUD LAUGHTER IN THE NEXT ROOM]