Agamemnon of Mycenae

I seem to have came down with male pregnancy. And you are not the father.

YOU'RE WHAT?!

Agamemnon… Come on now..

When did this happen?? How long have you known?! Why didn't you come tell me first?

A month ago…or so… I didn’t want to…you know…upset you, like I always seem to do.

Why would I be upset to have another member of our family? I'm only upset because you kept it from me for so long! I should've been making you eat more. You need to eat more, lest the child not develop properly. Come to my tent. Now.

Machaon has fed me all day, let me lounge. I much more prefer you come to me.

Fine. I'm assuming you're in your tent? I'll bring Iphi.

Yes. And yes please, I miss her, I miss my baby.

She's gotten so big so fast. I'm sorry that she won't stay with you of her own free will. You know how she is, always a daddy's girl. She's just had a big meal so she should be more willing to sleep on you.

I don’t care which one of us she clings to, l..Agamemnon. Caught myself there, ah… Just…keep her safe, yeah?

I'll keep her plenty safe. I owe her that much.

I seem to have came down with male pregnancy. And you are not the father.

YOU'RE WHAT?!

Agamemnon… Come on now..

When did this happen?? How long have you known?! Why didn't you come tell me first?

A month ago…or so… I didn’t want to…you know…upset you, like I always seem to do.

Why would I be upset to have another member of our family? I'm only upset because you kept it from me for so long! I should've been making you eat more. You need to eat more, lest the child not develop properly. Come to my tent. Now.

Machaon has fed me all day, let me lounge. I much more prefer you come to me.

Fine. I'm assuming you're in your tent? I'll bring Iphi.

Yes. And yes please, I miss her, I miss my baby.

She's gotten so big so fast. I'm sorry that she won't stay with you of her own free will. You know how she is, always a daddy's girl. She's just had a big meal so she should be more willing to sleep on you.

I seem to have came down with male pregnancy. And you are not the father.

YOU'RE WHAT?!

Agamemnon… Come on now..

When did this happen?? How long have you known?! Why didn't you come tell me first?

A month ago…or so… I didn’t want to…you know…upset you, like I always seem to do.

Why would I be upset to have another member of our family? I'm only upset because you kept it from me for so long! I should've been making you eat more. You need to eat more, lest the child not develop properly. Come to my tent. Now.

Machaon has fed me all day, let me lounge. I much more prefer you come to me.

Fine. I'm assuming you're in your tent? I'll bring Iphi.

I seem to have came down with male pregnancy. And you are not the father.

YOU'RE WHAT?!

Agamemnon… Come on now..

When did this happen?? How long have you known?! Why didn't you come tell me first?

A month ago…or so… I didn’t want to…you know…upset you, like I always seem to do.

Why would I be upset to have another member of our family? I'm only upset because you kept it from me for so long! I should've been making you eat more. You need to eat more, lest the child not develop properly. Come to my tent. Now.

I seem to have came down with male pregnancy. And you are not the father.

YOU'RE WHAT?!

Agamemnon… Come on now..

When did this happen?? How long have you known?! Why didn't you come tell me first?

I seem to have came down with male pregnancy. And you are not the father.

YOU'RE WHAT?!

polvtropos

Surprise. You're going to be an uncle.

I'M ALREADY AN UNCLE.

#laertiades #ooc: reblog

I seem to have came down with male pregnancy. And you are not the father.

anthropoktonia-klytaimnestra

YOU'RE WHAT?!

#adelpheion #ooc: reblog

I hate this feeling I'm getting in my heart for him. It's like how I feel about my children but... different, somehow. I don't know.

My heart gets all fluttery and fast when I think about him or someone mentions him. My face gets all.. red, too.

Feelings are weird.

anthropoktonia-klytaimnestra

This had better be about me.

Would it matter if it was about you?

... it is.

#anthropoktonia #ooc: reblog

Hm.

I am flattered that my own wife feels positively about me after so long apart, especially since I miss her dearly.

machaon-of-tricca

Im hearing rumours that Achilles stabbed Agamemnon from the stomach..

And even if im not fond of him, is this true? Did he come to medic's tent by any chance? I pray he is okay...i can't imagine Menelaus' reaction if he is not

@dio-official

I haven't seen the Lord Anax in a while. If that was true, Menelaus would've brought him to me immediately. I am sure he is okay.

#Yes I did get stabbed.#Yes I am fine.#ooc: reblog

I can tend to my own wounds. I've enough padding from my own flesh that it wouldn't go deep enough to hit anything important. It was an annoyance at best. Should I need supplies I will pay you a visit, but other than that, I will treat it myself.

anthropoktonia-klytaimnestra

I hate this feeling I'm getting in my heart for him. It's like how I feel about my children but... different, somehow. I don't know.

My heart gets all fluttery and fast when I think about him or someone mentions him. My face gets all.. red, too.

Feelings are weird.

#anthropoktonia #ooc: reblog

This had better be about me.

drops-of-universe

pissing me the fuck off all by yourself handsome?

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warmfigure

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

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ishowdespair-deactivated2026012

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loveridden1999

shoutout to be drunk by charles baudelaire friday

#ooc: reblog #drunk agamemnon shenganigans

loveridden1999

i may have my father's worst traits but i am more ethical & virtuous with them than him

#I hate arguments.#ooc: reblog

"Laertiades," came a low voice from outside the tent. Agamemnon followed behind it a moment later, peering around before settling on him. "You... missed the meeting entirely. What did Machaon say?" He cleared his throat awkwardly, shuffling further into the tent with a red tinge upon his cheeks. Him? Avoiding eye contact? Neverrr..... @amphimelas-atreides

"Mm-?" Odysseus' head raised slightly from where he had curled up in his bedroll, messy thick hair falling over his face as he shifted a bit under the fur covers- them slipping down a bit and exposing the bandages wrapped around his side. "Bedrest for a week. Or two." He grumbled slightly, curling away from Agamemnon a little and trying to hide his face.

"Why're you svoiding eye contact..?" He barely managed to murmur out, eyebrows scrunching slightly as he shifted a little. Not like he could see his eyebrows scrunching together, but whatever.

"I'm not avoiding shit," he snapped, shoulders rising as he felt the need to come to his own defense. He had to remind himself that this was just Odysseus. Annoying, but not malicious.

Agamemnon exhaled shakily and sat himself down beside the bedroll, head still turned away from him. He glanced at the bandages out of the corner of his eye.

"Earlier," he began, hesitant. "When you left. You... kissed me."

"You were avoiding eye contact," Odysseus grumbled, shifting a bit as if he could cover the fur blankets over his chest and shifting a bit again, the hangover headache gnawing at his thoughts as if it would make it better (it didn't.)

He's looking at my waist. Why is he looking at my waist? He stifled a low growl building in his throat and avoided eye contact.

"You weren't gonna kiss me. Had to do it one way or another." He grumbled, covering his own eyes with his arm. Curse Apollo for inventing sunshine that shined right in his face.

He pursed his lips and finally looks up at his face, his thoughts racing through his head. He had been distracted all throughout the council meeting.

"Why did you kiss me?," he asked, voice cracking awkwardly in the middle. He winced.

Agamemnon wasn't sure how he was supposed to handle this. He wasn't sure how he was supposed to feel.

He shifted a little at the question, tensing up slightly. Damn. He didn't know how to answer that. He really didn't.

"I don't know. I was dr- drunk." Odysseus shifted a little, moving over a little so he wasn't so close. Why is he touching me.

"It doesn't mean anything." said lying Odysseus, trying to hide his face more.

"It had to have meant something," he insisted, hunching in on himself. "You don't just... kiss people for no reason."

He could recall the feeling of their lips together. Of being yanked down to his level. His face felt hot.

"...It had to have meant something."

"You think I know the reasonings of a drunk man?" he hissed, shifting a little to be able to be sitting up a bit more, dark brown eyes barely visible from moving his hand from off of his eyes. "I don't."

He glanced away. "... even if I did, I wouldn't know how to explain it."

"Typically I do, yes," he grumbles, gritted his teeth and turning his head away once more. "And you look like you could use more to drink. Where do you keep it?"

Agamemnon leans back away from him, trying not to linger too long on what was clearly a topic he didn't want to speak of.

"Mmnh," Odysseus shifts slightly where he's laying. "It's.. next to my armor next to that crate." He moves his head a bit in order to point at it with his chin. He sniffles a bit. "That one."

"..." He shifted a little where he was laying, looking over at Agamemnon blearily before looking away hesitantly.

Agamemnon rose from his spot on the floor to fetch the bottle, groaning in discomfort as his joints creaked in protest. He took a drink from it before passing it to him.

"...You need to get your wounds seen to before council. I expected better of you," he chastised, "I could see Tydides neglecting his health like that, but you're smarter than this."

"I did." He murmured, shifting a little once more as he took the wine bottle, chugging it for a moment before his face scrunched up a little.

"Why do you think my chest is bandaged?" Odysseus grumbled, looking at Agamemnon once more with almost pleading, tired eyes.