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Hello there.

I am Menelaus, king of Sparta and husband to @eudaimonia-of-ilion, albeit for her convenience. I share my bed with @machaon-of-tricca and, somewhat unwillingly, @achillespelidesaecides but though.

I am 36 and I use he/him or she/her pronouns, and I'm bisexual and biromantic.

Former ally of Troy and Ithaca.

My children are @hermione-of-sparta and @fair-haired-eirene

Brother? What brother? I've never had one. I am sorry, Agamemnon…

#apollo’s plague ☀️#lines of words jotted in the pages of my journal #time comes yet you stay(ed)#a heart young but strong #areiphilos journalism #conversing with areiphilos #i dream of something happier #a bloodline of shame and misery #menelaus speaking trojan #your life resides in my heart and memory but you will never return to bed #the sun shines like a flame in your eyes #things worth living for #a wife with a band engraved with flowers #your touch is haunting

He says no :(, he said something about wanting to wed that tactician instead. I guess I'll go cry in the corner, thank you for your time King of Sparta

He's deadset on my ex, but you're welcome.

#menelaus #incorrect iliad #greek mythology #the iliad #homers iliad #greek myth rp

Happy Pride month!

To you as well!

#menelaus #incorrect iliad #greek mythology #the iliad #homers iliad #greek myth rp #bisexual #biromantic #bigender

May I have your older brother's hand in marriage, uh please?

His blog is @lordofmen-atreides, ask him yourself...

#menelaus #agamemnon #atrides boys #incorrect iliad #greek mythology #the iliad #greek myth rp

kingofsparta

Hello

Hello, Kassie

kassoftroy

how are you doing?

kingofsparta

Well, thankfully.

No one can show their care to king of Sparta, these days😒 without getting sent to gutting duty that is

I don’t like being touched unless it’s by my lovers. Hektor included.

#menelaus #incorrect iliad #greek mythology #the iliad #hector of troy #greek myth rp #homers iliad #menelaus’ romance troubles #conversing with areiphilos

Hear me, O King of Sparta because im annoucing my presence and im here to:

Poke you in the face

Poke me in the face and you'll be sentenced to gutting duty.

#tough luck #menelaus #incorrect iliad #greek mythology #the iliad #trojan war #greek myth rp #conversing with areiphilos

Hello

Hello, Kassie

hekioftroy

Which Achaean king do you like best, and which do you not like? (Note that liking is relative. I'd say it's really more along the lines of which do you find the least and most annoying)

That is a difficult question.😮‍💨 After so many years of war, it is not easy to look upon the Achaeans without thinking of all they have taken from my brothers, my countrymen, and my people within these walls. Yet if I were forced to place my trust in one of their kings, I believe I would choose @kingofsparta , Menelaus. Helen speaks of him with great warmth still, and she is my friend. For that reason alone, I think he would not willingly do me harm. And when I knew him better…he was a good man.

As for the one I despise most...that choice is somehow even harder, for the competition is truly impressive. Agamemnon is a ruthless tyrant consumed by power. Diomedes is little more than a bloodthirsty beast and Odysseus… by the gods, that man is a lying charlatan who mistakes cunning for wisdom.

I cannot include Ajax, Idomeneus, or Nestor among them; the cruelty of certain others overshadows them too greatly. So forgive me I cannot choose. My only wish is that they leave our shores and never return.

kingofsparta

Well, I thank you for the compliment.

#hector of troy #the iliad #incorrect iliad #trojan war #homers iliad #greek mythology #incorrect quotes #greek myth rp #odysseus #diomedes #menelaus #agamemnon of mycenae #ajax

Can i pet your cats?

@dio-official

Of course, Diomedes.

king of sparta, it seems that prince hector has died we should attack now

He hasn't died, you bafoon. Dear Ares, can't a prince take a break from his "social media" for a few days? I hardly post anymore yet I don't get asks like "King Menelaus, have you died upon returning home?" And the answer would be no. Leave the poor man alone, yes?

@hekioftroy I certainly apologize for the idiots whom live under my reign.

#menelaus #hector of troy #incorrect iliad #greek mythology #the iliad #trojan war

why arent you fighting for those you love? could have saved helen, your dead brothers and even hector!

Oh, I’ll still be fighting through letters and diplomatic things. I’m not that stupid.

#menelaus #incorrect iliad #greek mythology #the iliad

do you like cats

Yes, that I do! They're lovely but chaotic little things. Me and Machaon own five for the matter.

#menelaus #incorrect iliad #greek mythology #the iliad #cats

Are we finnaly leaving? And before you say, yes, i already got the news from the other warriors. I just wanted to hear it from you

@dio-official

Yes, we are.

#menelaus #incorrect iliad #greek mythology #the iliad #trojan war #diomedes

king of sparta i'd advise you to finally kidnap the crownprince and do as our plan said. bad things will happen if you dont. he trusts you and you agreed to this.

I agreed to leaving without coming back, you imbicile. I'm not kidnapping Hektor after already telling him the truth of what I agreed to.

#He doesn't believe me anyways but I'm still staying true to my words #Everyone should be working on getting packed.#menelaus #incorrect iliad #greek mythology #the iliad #trojan war #hector of troy

kingofsparta

Why would you ever kill prince deiphobus? :(

And hyperenor too

Dear gods, listen to me...

I.

Don't.

Know.

Where.

This.

Is.

COMING FROM!

I swear, Hektor, if you see this post, I hold no intention of ever daring to hurt any of your brothers aside from Paris.

hekioftroy

It would be wise for you to show some restraint. It is not that I distrust you, nor that I doubt Deiphobos’ ability to defend himself against you.

But if I were in your place, my dear king, I would be far more concerned with the accusations surrounding Hyperenor. Polydamas holds his brothers in very high regard…as you well know.

kingofsparta

Yes, I am...deeply aware.

#menelaus #hector of troy #trojan war #deiphobus #polydamas

Why would you ever kill prince deiphobus? :(

And hyperenor too

Dear gods, listen to me...

I.

Don't.

Know.

Where.

This.

Is.

COMING FROM!

I swear, Hektor, if you see this post, I hold no intention of ever daring to hurt any of your brothers aside from Paris.

#menelaus #incorrect iliad #greek mythology #the iliad #trojan war #hector of troy #paris of troy #conversing with areiphilos #Don't piss me off more with this than someone else already has..

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