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Amy, when have you ever been robbed or snatched? Granted, Mr. Stanley at the end of the street is hella creepy and is a potential pedophile.
Never, but you see, I'm already practicing just in case somebody robs me. I seriously walk faster when I'm in front of his house.. I sometimes catch him hiding behind the curtains, staring from the windows, watching everyone that passes by, probably waiting for his next potential prey.
Awh, well thank you! I mean, you’re pretty fit yourself. But I really should get back in shape again.
You are very much welcome, Em. What you need is to eat more because you could use some more protein and fats in that body of yours!
Like you go on many in the first place.
Rude. You, of all people, should know that I do a lot of running. I run from snatchers, robbers, creepy people, pedophiles.. I run away from responsibilities as well.
I basically feel that way every time I physically exert myself, so I just don’t anymore…
It's good that you don't anymore because you seriously don't need to do strenuous physical activities, Em.
That sore?
Yeah.. Probably wouldn't be able to move properly for like a week.
Because exercise sucks, or did something else happen?
A little bit of both, actually. Exercise sucks big time, and I may or may not have broken every single cell in my body.
I'm never going for another intense run around here again. Like ever.
Hastings has actually really stepped up their coffee game. Basically as good as Starbucks. Cheap books plus decent coffee equals why I don’t go to Barnes and Noble.
You know what's an even cheaper alternative for that, Aid? Get a book, make homemade coffee, and visit this website called Coffitivity or RainyCafe. Put on your earphones and it'll give you this authentic Cafe vibe.
Oh no problem, but I think because I didn’t call the fire department, you owe me. Do you have any cookies that aren’t burn victims?
I owe you a lot, to be honest. Because if you called the fire department, I would've gone through a lot of hassle since I'm going to have to do a lot of explaining that it's not a real fire, just burnt cookies. Unfortunately, there are none. And I don't think I'll be making them again any time soon. Might as well just buy cookies from the store and give 'em to you.
I came out of that woman’s womb why does she love you more than me this is unfair. It’s mutiny is what it is.
Honestly Amy, was baking ever an option?
I mean, can you really blame her? I'm so lovable and adorable, it's quite hard not to love me more than you. And besides, you gave her a hard time for nine months when you were still inside her womb. It's fine though, Aidy-o, I think Dad wants to spend more time with you than me.
Of course! I love baking and cookies more than anything in the world.
I’ve known that since third grade. Who would have thought burnt cookie would be as bad smelling as burnt popcorn. Maybe it was just you. What did mom say about it?
Burnt cookie is even worse than burnt popcorn, to be honest. Because as I sniffed the scent and as I watched them all die, I could see my hopes and dreams dying with them. She was very supportive, actually. She was telling me that I should just quit it before I start a massive fire, and that there's another career out there for me other than baking.
Is that what I was smelling?
Most probably, yes. Thank you so much for not calling the fire department.
Maybe they just sensed that they were going to turn out not as hot as you, so they wanted to make sure.
That's sad because although they did turn out to be really hot, they don't look as pretty as I want them to be. And I'd prefer pretty over hot any day. Oh, and they don't taste pretty too.
I know, I can smell them from my room. I figured you would have given up after the first two failures.
Did you get distracted.. three times?
You know, I always believed in the motto 'Never give up.' But I think, if you've failed baking cookies for the third time, it's time to give up.
Unfortunately, I did. I'm starting to think I have the attention span of a goldfish.
I have managed to burn three batches of cookies today. I shouldn't be allowed to cook, like ever.
I just ate an entire bag of goldfish. Do I regret anything? No.
And entire bag of.. goldfish?
