[hard-times-paramore]

Every reviewer and critic: Iron Lung was such a drag uaaahh it was dull and boring and tedious and

Me watching Iron Lung:

Damn y'all this blew up! Thank you! If you want to see it I made Iron Lung fanart here!

[v4mpyrsp1t]

POTS is so fucking ridiculous like ah fuck shit sorry it’s a little too warm in here so i’m about to look like i’m having a category five medical emergency. but really i’m all good. also to prevent it i just have to lower the temperature but not too much and also make a quick stop by the X-axis for like five minutes. i’m like a tempermental plant if it was cunty. do you guys hate me

[anxietyproblem]

[perfectfeelings]

“A healthy relationship is where two independent people just make a deal that they will help the other person be the best version of themselves.”

— Unknown

[fragile-things-archive]

the intimacy of sleeping together, but not in a sexual way. the intimacy of feeling the warmth of their body in a cool room. their hands hugging you tightly. the intimacy of synchronized breathing. sleepy half-kisses. feeling safe. feeling warm. waking up and realizing how much you love them. how precious this is. finding the happiness on the tip of your fingers, brushing their hair. closing your eyes again. pulling closer. falling asleep.

[pansyfemme]

do you think the first blowjob in history was gay or straight

[pansyfemme]

i’d say its 50/50. but the first person to eat pussy was definitly a woman

[pansyfemme]

why have multiple people brought up ancient greece as if that proves anything as to what the first cocksucking enounter was like. do you think the cavemen never got bored? if you think the human race waited as long til ancient greece to suck eachother off you’re genuinly beyond saving. we’ve been sucking and fucking since literal day one on this planet god bless. neandrethals probably had their own bdsm etiquitte.

[carrionkid]

would you like a nice glass of

[pastel-pinku]

[lets-jam-deactivated20240101]

[stellaltumi]

stop villanizing disabled people. stop assuming we're just being lazy. stop assuming we could be trying harder. stop assuming that we'll "feel better" in a few weeks. stop assuming that we have the same energy levels as everyone else. thanks for coming to my ted talk.

[tritiyum]

i hate when i, a completely healthy person (very chronically ill), get sick (flare up) for no reason at all (i exerted myself way past my limit just cuz i didn’t wanna be “annoying”)

[mybodychoseviolence]

“surely this will not cause my chronic illness to flare up,” i say, actively doing something that has never failed to flare my chronic illness

[cripinpain]

when the “10 tips on how to make showering easy for disabled people” list doesn’t include a shower chair or a shower/changing table or grab bars etc, i know they don’t care about us physically disabled people.

good for u that turning off the lights and lighting a scented candle instead and listening to music or put on a show and using a bath bomb etc etc helps u but like none of those tips are that beneficial for physically disabled ppl specifically.

it’s good that those tips are there but for once we’d love to be included.

[mundymae]

ACTUAL tips on showering for (physically) disabled ppl:

grab bars or shower chair as ^^^ said

sponge bath or wipes for a quick clean

dry shampoo

sit in the shower

make sure the water isn't too hot, especially my POTS folks! Temp changes make us pass out, reduce your risk of fainting or getting dizzy and nauseous pls

lay down immediately after ur done showering, seriously

no don't get dressed first, give yourself a lil bit

if you NEED to get dressed immediately, do so sitting or laying down in bed

Compression socks after are a GODSEND

This one's also aimed towards POTS folks, have a gatorade or liquid iv ready to down the second you're out

clean bottom to top, because chances are ur energy to bend down will be higher at the start of your shower

for my ppl with inflammation, don't discount epsom salt baths. they're not for everyone but i find them quite nice

for ppl who live with other ppl that they completely trust, and who are afraid they may fall: You don't have to have someone in the bathroom with you, but talk about leaving the door unlocked so they can get to you in an emergency, and let them know when ur in and out of the shower too

my fellow ehlers danlos ppl, the hot water WILL relax your muscles and that WILL result in a higher chance of dislocations during and after showering. Have all available braces at the READY and be extra careful pls

KT tape ppl, take your tape off in the shower or with baby oil. do NOT just peel it off dry skin for the love of GOD

That was way more than 10 tips but I do not care. Have a cookie <3

[liveleaker-deactivated20250423]

got high and forgot to jerk off cause i was busy thinking about my theories

[bbymokusei]

you like the 1970s? okay show me your bush then. oh you don’t have one? that’s what i thought poser

[wtf-godzilla]

Go fuck your self. So the 70’s is only about pussy hair? Moron.

[incelprincess]

^poser

[feluka]

so apparently TLC stands for 'tender loving care' too but as a pro wrestling fan let me tell you about my confusion every time i scroll past a fic summary that goes 'my poor traumatized meow mrows deserve some TLC after all that 🥺' and i'm like they deserve WHAT??? a tables ladders chairs match??? your want to body slam your blorbo through a table????

[ispyspookymansion]

theyve discovered a planet where you can have a disappointing jerk off session and doom scroll on your phone until you get a headache every day. And theyre calling it. earth <3

[noosferik]

can't wait for biden to resign from the campaign this sunday, july 21 2024

[noosferik]

I'm about to pass out

[magicalbuffalotransformerman]

[only-wholesome-memes]

[moonkitty]