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it’s officially the first day of fall and also Bisexual Pride Day (aka bi visibility day or celebrate bisexuality day), squarely in the middle of Bisexual Awareness Week (sep 20-26). so here’s something for the occasion. be aware of bisexuals. We’re Coming For You

here’s a transparent moon for your blog that will probably look awful on anything but a black background, please credit & do not edit.

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Source.

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Snoop has done so much weed he’s on a higher plane of understanding.

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Fun fact: Ross handing the lamp to Chandler wasn’t scripted. David Schwimmer just randomly handed it to Matthew Perry. Matthew’s reaction is one hundred percent genuine.

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That’s even better

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we’re starving, daryn

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My husband just referred to sand as heterosexual glitter

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Do y'all remember being a kid and trying to read in the car while it was dark outside and your parents wouldn’t let you turn on the light so you would try to grab snatches of sentences when you passed by street lights

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me: im tired

Someone in walmart: NOT as tired as our TROOPS!

littlelinguaphile

Alternatively, a mother: Just wait until you have kids :)

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Honestly the two worst kinds of people ever oh yeah and “wait until you’re my age” the fucking three horsemen of undermining your pain

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what about the fourth horseman of “what about all those starving orphans in africa”

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“Not as tired as our troops!”: War “Just wait until you have kids”: Pestilence “Wait until you’re my age”: Death “What about all the starving kids in Africa?”: Famine

azriona

That’s…. surprisingly accurate.

lesbianfreyja

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

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See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

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Let’s not forget that “Jack of all trades, master of none” ends with “But better than a master of one.”

It means that being equally good/average at everything is much better than being perfect at one thing and sucking at everything else. So don’t worry if you’re not perfect at something you do! Being okay is better!

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These made me feel better

thelifeofatubaplayer

Also, “great minds think alike” ends with “but fools rarely differ”

It goes to show that conformity isn’t always a good thing. And that just because more than one person has the same idea, doesn’t necessarily mean it’s a good idea.

eattheacid

what the fuck why haven’t i heard the full version to any of these

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“Birds of a feather flock together” ends with “until the cat comes.”

It’s actually a warning about fair-weather friends, not an assessment of how complementary people are.

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I’ve always felt like these were cut down on purpose.

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I really like these phrases and plan on spreading this knowledge.

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The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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I want to make designs out of these.

sunderlorn

Funny how all the half-finished ones encourage uniformity and upholding the status-quo, while the complete proverbs encourage like…living exciting, eclectic lives driven by choice and personal passion.