It’s Not A Sail It’s A Ghost Piano Lid

I made an A New Brain incorrect quotes blog because I have no self control. Feel free to submit stuff! My main is @fastsalad

[an-incorrect-brain]

Roger, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket?

Gordon: Do you think other people can’t hear you?

[an-incorrect-brain]

Nancy D: fun game: play peekaboo with your baby, but never reappear.

Gordon: my dad was good at this game.

[an-incorrect-brain]

Some flight attendant: is there a doctor on this flight?

Mimi, nudging Gordon: that should’ve been you.

Gordon: not now mom.

Mimi: not asking for a graduate from theatre school, are they?

Gordon: mom, there’s a medical emergency happening right now.

Mimi: go see if zip zap zop helps.

[an-incorrect-brain]

Gordon, holding up a cat: stinky

Roger: no!! Don’t be mean!!!

Gordon: stinky bastard man

Roger: no!!!!!!!

Mimi: naughty boy. Rat cat.

Roger: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!