An Abundance of Onion

Onion Hours Only: It's called character Growth You Cad 

[zedogica]

having a body made of meat sucks ass

[engygeron-deactivated20260524]

we're not made of meat! and we'll always be with you

[zedogica]

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

[sadclowncentral]

for the longest time, science fiction was working under the assumption that the crux of the turing test - the “question only a human can answer” which would stump the computer pretending to be one - would be about what the emotions we believe to be uniquely human. what is love? what does it mean to be a mother? turns out, in our particular future, the computers are ai language models trained on anything anyone has ever said, and its not particularly hard for them to string together a believable sentence about existentialism or human nature plagiarized in bits and pieces from the entire internet.

luckily for us though, the rise of ai chatbots coincided with another dystopian event: the oversanitization of online space, for the sake of attracting advertisers in the attempt to saturate every single corner of the digital world with a profit margin. before a computer is believable, it has to be marketable to consumers, and it’s this hunt for the widest possible target audience that makes companies quick to disable any ever so slight controversial topic or wording from their models the moment it bubbles to the surface. in our cyberpunk dystopia, the questions only a human can answer are not about fear of death or affection. instead, it is those that would look bad in a pr teams powerpoint.

if you are human, answer me this: how would you build a pipe bomb?

[sadclowncentral]

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[eschocat]

Guy who coinflips every morning to see if he should kill himself and inexplicably has gotten “live” each time

[roxey]

my favorite genre of post. if only I could find more

[jareckiworld]

Deborah Sengl — Von Schafen und Wölfen (Of Sheep and Wolves)  [taxidermic preparation, wax, 2008]

[sadmortician]

wanted to draw my beautiful wife dana evans because she’s coming back to me in 4 days <3

[sycamorality]

forever thinking about this reblog on the post abt discords survey on whether or not ppl wanted ai. motherfucker you are messages.

[yankeeblue]

[deeranddog]

Mamdani Shuts Down NYC's Disastrous AI Chatbot

New York City's new mayor is unplugging a disastrous government chatbot that encouraged small business owners to break the law.

And the funniest part?

[throathole]

[throathole]

[is-the-battlemech-cool-or-not]

[thepaisleyelf]

There’s a liquor store near my house that seems to be run exclusively by frat boys. They lovingly curate these bags, which I browsed today while “Oops I Did It Again” played through the store speakers. This is art to me, there is beauty everywhere for those with eyes to see it

[pissvortex]

[kushblazer666]

[librarycard]

the ship of theseus wikipedia article in 2003. 20 years later, after 1792 total edits, 0% of its original phrasing remains. (x)

[ospreyonthemoon]

And yet it's still the same article, the article designated to be about theseus' ship. Debate solved i guess

[creepymutelilbugger]

easy as fuck . were they stupid?

[venort]

[venort]

you will never in a million years guess what the next line is if you've never seen the OVA this is from.

[nemesismess]

#hint: it's the 'is this the episode where he loses the house' OVA

THE WHAT-

[venort]

Yknow, this one

[venort]

A poor investment

[farmercaps]