Anakin Skywalker

Jedi Knight General of the 501st (rp)

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how big is it

My starfighter?

Enormous 😉

[anakin-skywalkker]

Do you like hugs? 🥺

Well... of course. Who doesn’t?

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rail me 🥳

🤨

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Sex?

Well when two people love each other very much...

[anakin-skywalkker]

There are so many people pretending to be me. It’s a little alarming.

[anakin-skywalkker]

anakin I know you’re pure and whatever but like. you’re pretty and I want to suck your dick. it’s not against the code if you’re still wearing your robes and it’s not gay if I have socks on so like. we’re both covered

Who said I’m pure?

[anakin-skywalkker]

r u aware of how hot you are

Actually I’m kind of cold right now. Space just isn’t as warm as you’d think. 🥶

[anakin-skywalkker]

Are you really the chosen one

It’s what they say 🥱

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be honest: have you ever hurt yourself during training but just played it off so master obi wouldn’t lecture you?

All the time. But I’m sure he can always tell. 😒

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how’s ashoka doing? i miss her ✋😔

Last I heard from her, she’s well.

We all miss her.

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Do you feel regrets on what you have done? I would 😂

What have I done?

[anakin-skywalkker]

What did you do with your padawan braid?

Burned it.

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i actually want u to raw me til i cant walk anymore i dont think i ever wanted anyone to fuck me more than i want u to

It’s normal to have... desires.

[anakin-skywalkker]

Do you still hate sand?

More than anything 😒

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are you and padmé not-

We’re strictly childhood friends

[anakin-skywalkker]

you’re wife is very pretty and has made me question my sexuality a few times

what wife haha

[anakin-skywalkker]

schools kinda sucky rn and you don’t have to post this i just wanna rant and don’t wanna bother anyone: i keep on getting headaches from staring at screens all day and my teachers just keep piling on work and it’s not like i’m slacking they just assign so. fucking. much. but i mean, i kinda signed up for this so i don’t wanna complain too much but i also haven’t slept for more than 6 hours in a solid month and i miss being able to relax on weekends

One day at a time, soldier. The hard times will pass.