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TIME TO RE-ENTER THE HELL KNOWN AS WRITING THIS DIPSHIT.

For my Koi followers, like this post for a starter! Not gonna cap for now.

As for my Citta followers, you can like this for an AU starter, but this one I’ll cap at three.

Alright, the ass-eater returns. Just to note, I’ll be dropping all threads from before I dropped, but he’ll still have his relationships with people. In other words, yes Kris he still wants that Kuwatass.

Anyways, like for a starter! Cap’s at 4, castmates excluded!

#{offline.}#ca rp ad

「Why am I back here. Someone please send help.」

#{file: other.}#{online.}#THE GAY ANALYST IS BACK BABY

halfscissors

( someone’s keepin’ tabs on me? figures. can’t live the cutesy family life with my nee-san and friends and boyfriend without someone pokin’ in then, can i? nope. never. just gotta be up my ass twenty-four seven, huh? wonderful. )

( well then, inspector gadget, that’s good. we’re on a beach, shouldn’t be hard to be scoutin’ for some prime melons, yeah? )

analytyx

「I’m not sure if she’s keeping tabs on you, per se, but she did at least know you were here. Which is... unfortunate, but that’s not a concern right now, considering how little of a threat she would be if she even bothered to make a move.」

「And of course, it would make sense for us to be able to find a good melon to smash and enjoy here of all places. Should we get some others together to join us? I’m sure that, at the very least, Satsuki would join us, as well as some of your other friends.」

#halfscissors #{file: interaction.}#{folder: ryuuko.}#{subfolder: beach episode.}#{online.}

halfscissors

( can i just give ya’ a round of applause for even knowin’ i was in the city? good for you, bein’ able t’find me like that. figures you’d wear a onesie to the beach, though. come on, step off it. we’re good. let’s go smash a watermelon or somethin’. )

analytyx

「Well, I was already aware of your presence here thanks to a certain REVOCs employee. But I’ve not found you until now thanks to some... complications. Though, you’re not difficult to miss on an open beach like this with how... loud you can get.」

「And while I take exception to the clothing crack, I’m not going to press that. I... wouldn’t mind some watermelon right now, if we’re being honest. This heat is probably the best time to have one.」

#halfscissors #{file: interaction.}#{folder: ryuuko.}#{online.}#i can't believe #EVEN ON INUMUTA... ONESIES...#i can't escape

「Now I remember why I didn’t wish to come to the beach. Disgusting louts catcalling someone close to me. This may be ironic coming from myself, but please try and keep it in your pants. Especially around Ryuuko, considering that you’re liable to be hurt fairly badly if you keep pushing the issue.」

#{file: commentary.}#{online.}#I guess this could be under #ca mini #as well???#idk #I'll get to my backlog in the morning sorry

junkxtsu-deactivated20180123

As expected, for one of her most trusted to follow up right away. Despite such foolish requests there’s willingness to comply the petition.

▬ ♔ “Light that does not harm but guides. Inumuta.”

Extending an open palm towards the tech tier hacker.

▬ ♔ “Come with me.”

analytyx

「A bright enough light that guides can still blind those who aren’t prepared for it, Lady Satsuki.」

Inumuta stood up nonetheless, as he was compelled to.

「Of course. After all, I am your loyal watchdog. I just hope that this trip goes without incident.」

#junkxtsu #{file: interaction.}#{folder: lady satsuki 02.}#{subfolder: beach episode.}#{online.}#I actually cracked a nudist beach joke on twitter last night too le #don't worry! I've been busy lately myself with moving and such

amxngstars

Ah, yes. The primary reason for Inumuta’s attending this little festivity had just arrived, and the sight was... just as glorious as he expected it to be. There were things that met his aesthetic, then there were things such as him that defied all his personal aesthetic preferences to bring him to... some sort of nirvana, all things considered.

For just a moment, Inumuta forgot about his current situation and simply basked in the sight.

「I see you’ve gotten into the spirit of this excursion, Leon. And might I say, what an... impressive spirit it is.」

A strategic shift of the laptop. He had to make sure he didn’t look and sound too thirsty right now.

#amxngstars #{file: interaction.}#{folder: kuwata_3.}#{subfolder: beach episode.}#{online.}#SOMEONE GET THIS MAN A DRINK TO QUENCH HIS GIGANTIC THIRST

tenshouoff

analytyx

“Y’know. Your computer’s probably gonna get ruined here if you’re not careful…”

analytyx

「Believe me when I say that my computer has faced worse trials... namely, Mako Mankanshoku.」Of course Inumuta would namedrop someone without knowing if they would actually know who that was.

#tenshouoff #{file: interaction.}#{folder: ichigo.}#{subfolder: beach episode.}#{online.}#little does this nerd know

junkxtsu-deactivated20180123

▬ ♔ “To survive in such deplorable condition, clothing has become a way of restraining cittazens from living at their fullest.”

Had those scientists spared them a ‘beach’?

▬ ♔ “Living beings turned into pigs by their clothing—-

to the Nudist Beaaaaaaach!”

analytyx

「L-Lady Satsuki! Try to cover up just a little, please... Your radiance may blind the less worthy members of the city from a gaze alone!」

That, and he sure as shit wasn’t going nude with his nerdy physique. Especially not without the Nudist Beach belt.

#junkxtsu #{file: interaction.}#{folder: lady satsuki 02.}#{subfolder: beach episode.}#{online.}#I'M SO HAPPY THAT SOMEONE IN THE KLK CAST DID THIS...#BLESS YOU

elemaiden

【機】 — “A NEW area? Oh, that’s brilliant! Maybe I can finally rebuild all the EXP I lost when I came here with all the unique monster–”

“…What do you mean we can’t fight on the beach?”

analytyx

「A proverbial swing and a miss, as a certain someone might say.」Well, a lot of people used that saying, but whatever.

#heirslash #idk it's 1am and I should be sleeping but instead take a gay analyst nerd #{file: interaction.}#{folder: monado_boy.}#{online.}

(Wanna mess with this nerd on the beach? Sure you do. If you’re comfortable with your muse being ogled at and probably judged by this nerd - or just want to drag Inumuta into actually doing things instead of creeping - like for an event starter! Cap is at 5 with castmates and a few others exempt. You know who you are, or you should at any rate.)

#{offline.}#ca rp ad

「I’d say I’d love to get involved in all of the fun activities that I’m sure everyone has planned, but let’s face it. I’m going to be... sightseeing most of the time.」

#{file: mini.}#{online.}#ca mini #admiring the sights of one certain redhead in particular wink wonk

h0saki

Congrats guys, I’m really happy for you!

#{file: photos.}#{folder: snake.}#{folder: lady satsuki.}#{folder: shiro.}#{folder: hound.}#{offline.}#this is spectacular and I needed this on my blog once I saw it on my personal

negatiivus

[ Child…? He didn’t look that young, did he? For a nineteen year old, he did look a bit small, didn’t he? A sigh escaped his lips, offput by the rudeness of his companion. He couldn’t blame him, though. Perhaps he was also pulled from his home, maybe even at a bad time. Part of the shepherd desired to leave him be, but another refused to. If he could offer a helping hand at all, maybe that would lift the young man’s spirits? ]

“I hope I don’t appear that young if you believe that I’m a child… I’m older than you think. If you need help with these more important things, I can try my best to find some information that could be helpful to you.”

[ It wasn’t like he had anything better to do. ]

analytyx

This person really was persistent, weren’t they? Or perhaps Inumuta only assumed such because his patience was already at an end from his rather troubling circumstances. Either way, nothing would be done about this boy if he didn’t do something now, so perhaps he should have taken the hint the first time. Ah well, that just meant Inumuta had to be a bit clearer on his lack of desire to help.

「Finding information? For me, of all people? Don’t delude yourself into believing that I need your help to gather information on anything, especially not this city. Besides, the only reason that I’m low on intel right now is because I just got here myself. Now, since I have other things to attend to...」

Inumuta went to turn and leave, but something in him suggested that just wouldn’t happen so easily. But he didn’t turn back around or say anything, even if it would appease the child.

#freelanceshepherd #{file: interaction.}#{folder: tiz.}#{online.}

steponmebrother-blog

“I don’t know a packaging company that would pack nuts and tictacs in the same container.” He’s not about to indulge in innuendo.

analytyx

「I’m sure such a company exists somewhere. Besides, I was moreso implying the nuts being separate... How unfortunate would it be if you dropped and spilled an entire bag of nuts on the ground, anyways? Having to stoop so low as to pick up your own nuts... quite demeaning for someone of your bearing, no?」

#steponmebrother #{file: interaction.}#{folder: jin_mini.}#{online.}#he'll get the deez nuts joke somewhere dammit

clicksplatboom-blog

analytyx

clicksplatboom-blog

くコ:彡 — “Now that’s what I call some fresh clothes!” The Inkling said with interest, obviously referring to the very unique and stylish uniform that the blue-haired man was wearing. “What kinda brand is it? Or is it custom-made? Because that’s one cool uniform, man.” Watch out, you have an admirer.

analytyx

Inumuta was pleasantly caught off guard by this particular individual’s line of questioning. Someone was finally understanding the aesthetic pleasure of his uniform, even if it took them a while. And even if they did look rather odd themselves, though Inumuta had to admit there was a certain charm to their appearance.

「This? Well, it’s a custom-made uniform crafted by a fantastic tailor at Honnouji Academy, who happens to be a... very close friend of mine.」He left out the part where Shiro was an ex-lover of his, mostly because nobody - not even Leon - needed to know that tidbit.「It’s very handy in combat, especially considering the specs were created to fit my particular strengths. The pleasing appearance is simply a bonus resulting from spectacular craftmanship.」

#clicksplatboom #{file: interaction.}#{folder: m!inkling.}#{online.}#you've done it now... the floodgates have opened #it's time to return to aesthetic shitposter inumuta

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