Let's play Mario, because I need a LIFE!

Love the Funny, so Bring IT ON!!!

[anamaycrystal]

Jumpin on the bandwagon cuz this this too funny XD, please enjoy

Thanks to @vanessanyx for bringing my vision to life 

[fucxingcuties]

I BELIEVE!!!

[karmada]

I dunno if tumblr knows about the beautiful creature that is Jimothy, but from twitter there have been sightings of a raccoon who has a bit too short of a spine and kinda looks like a cryptid. The locals have called him Jimothy, and he is my son and I will be taking no feedback. Thank you.

[karmada]

I dunno if tumblr knows about the beautiful creature that is Jimothy, but from twitter there have been sightings of a raccoon who has a bit too short of a spine and kinda looks like a cryptid. The locals have called him Jimothy, and he is my son and I will be taking no feedback. Thank you.

[fucxingcuties]

[bugthingsdaily]

today's bug things are these metal pill bugs by Matt Noris!

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[overtherails4u]

[brenshor]

Pls...I need man of tomorrow...like tomorrow pls

[farmgirlfromkansas]

MY BABIES!!!

[zgmfd]

Scooby Doo background scenes

[paintbynumbers]

[hibernobritonicdrunk]

[aubryjoi]

I love you Jimothy 🦝❤️

[duallpa]

don’t talk to me unless it’s about baby jimothy

[movementnudge]

Movement nudge, hand mobility! 🙌

X

[ruffboi-mags]

1) do this even if you're under 40. seriously. I definitely should have been doing something like this for years and I only turned 40 a month and a half ago

2) if you're like me just now trying this going "oh god i've only done 15 and i think my hands are cramping" start lower than 30 and increase by 5 once whatever number you're doing no longer makes your hand cramp up. I can manage about 15 per exercise at the moment.

[creations-by-chaosfay]

If you're hypermobile, be especially gentle.

[ashesinthewest]

😳

Add in wrist exercises and 6+ hours of crochet time are back on the table.

[memeuplift]

[kingoftheu]

One tragic aspect of the Odyssey that I've never really seen handled by any adaptation is the link between Odysseus' marriage and the Trojan War itself.

When Helen was of age to be married, all the Lords of Greece came to seek her hand. This was an issue for her stepfather the King of Sparta who could only pick one husband and then would have to deal with the far greater number of angry rejected suitors.

One suitor was Odysseus, then a younger man. He quickly ascertained that he had no chance of marrying Helen. Ithaca was too poor for him to even bring any proper gifts, let alone a dowry. But he did catch the eye of the King's niece, one Penelope.

Now Penelope was still a bit out of Odysseus' league, but not so much as Helen was. So he makes a deal with the King of Sparta. Support my bid to marry Penelope, and I'll give you a solution to this suitors problem. The King agrees, so Odysseus suggests all the suitors swear an oath to defend Helen's marriage from anyone who might strike against it. They all, including Odysseus, so swear, and Helen is married to Menelaus. The King proves as good as his word, and Penelope is wed to Odysseus.

Of course this means that Odysseus has now bound himself to fight for Helen and Menelaus. After an attempt to feign madness he is forced to fulfill his duty.

So his own plan, to marry Penelope and stop a hoard of ravenous suitors, ends with him forced to defend his own marriage from a hoard of ravenous suitors.

[existennialmemes]

[scrolling social media] Who the fuck is Jimothy?

[a brief internet search later] Ahh yes, ok I understand. Jimothy is my religion now.