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Self-Styled Leading Legal Authority on Aᴍᴘʜɪʙɪᴀ (Disney Channel broadcast, aired June 17, 2019). | Student of Alternate History | Various Other Fandoms | he/him/his | ↙︎ ↙︎ ↙︎ |

[kingoftheu]

Odyssey Post-Credits Scene but it's just Behind the Scenes Recording of the wrap party where we see what book Pattinson gifts Nolan.

[indigobuntings]

I can't believe home depot literally produced a wildly successful science fiction musical and we all just pretend it didn't happen. on one hand yes it had a boring white guy main character but like.... home depot just... Made it? And it had shit ton of box office sales? and no one even talks about this. this is like avatar (2009) all over again

[indigobuntings]

OK so. After a lot of frantic googling I realized this was all a dream. home depot did not in fact produce a wildly successful science fiction musical. I was on allergy meds and took a nap and my brain simply prophesized this. slightly disappointed because I wanted to watch it.

[fluorescentbrains]

this lab safety training module is sending me

[fluorescentbrains]

I feel like whoever wrote these questions was speaking from experience

[orphetoon]

he’s right

[dogpuppy]

[transfemme-shelterdog]

[yffresbeard]

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

[rabbithaver]

prev im so sorry to put you on blast like this but please know this had me in hysterics

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Oh, this definitely belongs on Tumblr.

[thesplendidsnout]

From the Nib, by Mattie Lubchansky

[imviotrash]

"Kill them with kindness" Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK* 🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏

[the-haiku-bot]

“Kill them with kindness”

Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*

🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[bulbekuggeleh]

This opens up a lot of possibilities for what a haiku can be

[feitan-cl]

new ship dynamic

"b-but we're both girls!" / "homophobia? whats that?"

[kingoftheu]

This is an incredibly rare ship dynamic (can be expanded to racism as well) that I love.

[bloodraven55]

LMAO OF COURSE THEY HAD TO

[the-anemia]

let's say that you died and were replaced by an impostor who lied so convincingly in its portrayal of the real you that it genuinely believes itself to be you. would that be fucked up or what?

[il3x]

yeah

[the-anemia]

i uh i didn't have anything else

[il3x]

me neither. it would be fucked up

[the-polycythemia]

yeah that's crazy

[gimmemice]

i drew this！

[fanonical]

i know the whole 'i'm jake and i can't tell you my last name cos the yeerks will get me' intro in all of the animorphs books is not there to indicate that these books are actually being published in-universe before the world knows about the animorphs, but i like to imagine they are mostly because that's a really funny image

how are the publishers getting the manuscripts? does a hawk just fly into a publishing house every so often with a bundle of papers attached to his talons and they have to accept it?

[insomniac-arrest]

I wish AI would stop making so many animal story posts. I LOVE animals and they are ruining the loving-animals ecosystem. And also the real ecosystem

[insomniac-arrest]

The truffle hunting cat is AI, I’m so sorry guys

[hustlerose]

of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

[hustlerose]

easy website

[cryptid-on-a-string]

^^^ me when I’m trying to calm down my horse named “Website”

[batcii]

weird horse

[validwarriorcatsnames]

"Websight" is a Valid Warrior Cat Name!

[locus-p0cus]

train wreck of a post. hit reblog

[guy-named-reblog]

oww :(

[boobchuy]

i accidentally named this drawing the same as an old one and pressed replace without realizing so technically it has killed a man.

[artbyblastweave]

See until recently I didn’t know that “gambit” specifically denoted a strategy where you sacrifice a game piece for a greater payoff later. What an incredibly on-point name for a superhero who throws exploding playing cards at people

[artbyblastweave]

As a teen when I got into the late 80s through 90s comics a lot of the superhero naming conventions I thought were shifting in the direction of “okay, you picked that for mouthfeel, okay, that one’s not even a word,” and while I still have that reaction to many of the names from that era (the fuck is a psylocke) quite a bit of that did in retrospect turn out to be dark age comics creators going over my head with their naming conventions and wordplay. Which is only a little like losing at chess to a dog