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[jumex]

I love being a boring ass bitch…I don’t do shit and I love it

[ispyspookymansion]

horror movies arent scary. things like. emails. and schedules. those are scary

[chongoblog]

Debit cards are so funny, it’s like “please enter your PIN number to ensure your transaction is secure. Or don’t idc lol”

[showerthoughtsofficial]

One day you’re not old and the next day you have a favorite supermarket

[sweatermuppet]

dreamy sigh followed by agonized sobbing

[romqnticstylez]

earphones aren’t enough i need this song to possess me

[heavensghost]

from one of my unfinished poems

[coffeeseed]

God, I can't tell you how much the "there's not enough enrichment in my enclosure" joke has helped my mental health. Because, for some reason I can't comprehend, pretending that I'm a zoo keeper caring for an animal (which is also me) just makes everything easier to comprehend. Like "Your head gets screwey when you're apartment is messy" just doesn't carry as much resonance as "The tiger becomes agitated when its enclosure is cluttered" because then I'll be like, no shit? The tiger? I've gotta keep things nice and clean for the tiger.

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[fxlthyangxl-deactivated20240122]

[mossy-suggestions]

may your soul be overgrown with moss. may your veins fill with rainwater and your lungs swell with flowers.

[julymp4-deactivated20251125]

*lies down to go to sleep*

my stream of conciousness:

[meangirlnurse]

absolutely obsessed with this entertainment reporter getting roasted by one of the breaking bad actors. he just goes right for the throat 

[allaboutmary]

[mephostophilis]

are you on email?

you simply have to be these days

[speeps-highway]

[christophertrees]

I’m looking for ppl to shoot, if you’re in or visiting NYC, please let me know if something can be arranged.

[earthshakinlove-deactivated2018]

I live in Staten Island please come kill me please

[earthshakinlove-deactivated2018]

Oh shit I just read ya tags you talkin bout photography 👀 ma bad