The Government Can Eat Cobwebs

Literally the best system because there is none

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I’m making a blooket about yall, that’s how crazy it is

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I make a surprising amount of sex jokes, whoops

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Me, making my sisters guess if the words are names for countries or not: France

Sister: yes

Other sister: obviously

Me, thinking that it’d be funny to trick them into thinking diarrhoea is a country: gonorrhoea

Anyways, guess who got in trouble because they didn’t know what the difference between gonorrhoea and diarrhoea is :3

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To celebrate this day, I am allowed to say one dirty word.

sex

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Do gay

Be crime

[argon-offical]

guys i’m gonna be honest idk if this is ever leaving drafts

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4chan was recording

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When we’re adults, is that gunna be weird or what????

[killer-offical]

got 3 assassinations reqs rn..... anyway i must abandon my life as a murderer/cannibal and become and evil scientist and blow peoples brains out so when i get arrested for murder, i can say it was for science and show them a fake contract where the victim supposedly agreed to being experimented upon even with the risk of injury or death so they'll have no choice but to let me go

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Tumblr keeps giving me ads for a cat game and for a period tracker, so I’m just chilling

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I just unironically used y’all’d’ve oh my gosh get me out of this hell

[weirdo-offical]

word of the day: lowkey

its a fun word okay

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Awesome word because it sounds like Loki

[rainbowtrouts-offical]

swims past

real fast

like a flash

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Holy shit did yall sre that

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Sometimes the officalverse feels like

/\ /\___________

/ \____ /\ /

/ \/ \ /

\/

Y’know?

[man-offical]

"My boyfriend!" "My partner!" "My girlfriend!"

SHUT UP YOUR FACE HOLE !!!!!! OK???

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Sounds like someone’s single

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Caffeine addiction is probably the most aesthetic addiction tbh

[7-eleven-offical]

i cam tell that its becoming summer og no

bug bites

were FUCKED

we are ALL GONNA DIE FROM BUG

THEY BITE ME

FUCK YOU

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Gonna start eating bug poison so they die from eating my blood

[odysseus--offical]

if you support trump after everything

unfollow me. i don’t know how you still even can with a brain. please unfollow.

i don’t care if you voted for him originally that was one wrong decision but

if you haven’t changed your opinion?

leave

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Just imagining this in the tone Odysseus used while he was killing the suitors and I enjoy that a lot