hi i like to commit murder and arson . hire me for just $3.99

gimmick characters is Charles Crocket Mod is Remy/Captain im a creature dammit

[killer-offical]

INTRO POST: readreadread

CHARLES "CHARLIE" CROCKET:

Age: 24. He/they/it

Profession.... um. yeah. he's kinda unemployed. Murderer and a cannibal

trans :3

Will take assassination requests

whore /j

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Assassination prices:

One (1) assassination = $29.99

Three (3) assassinations = $59.99

Class assassination (28+ people) = $129.99

"Take them out" = free

Additions you can request:

Slow death (by poison, blood loss etc) = $15.99

Assassination in specific location (possibly have to move target): $10.99

Current amount of money: $124.98 + 2 ladybugs

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OOC MOD INTRO:

wasupp bitches‼️‼️‼️‼️ /pos

I'm Remy Welcom‼️the coolest person to exist!! you can also call me like, anything else, idm :3 (i may also be called Percival (percy) or Captain)

I'm a minor!!!! basic DNI: creeps, bigots, and assholes

I'm also trans!! im agender transmasc !! :D

they/it/he (order of preference)‼️‼️ respect my pronouns thanks. i actually dont mind any pronouns except she/her

uHHHH i like pirates, and space stuff, and uhh dinosaurs and uhh meganeura andddd my ocs anddddd uhhhhhhhhhh stuff. i also lovelovelovelovelove the color yellow. its the best color to exist. if you disagree, from now on, we are enemies /j

yellow spam💛💛⭐️⭐️⚠️⚠️🌞🌞🌻🌻🐤🐤🌟🌟

im also omniromantic and aegosexual, possibly poly but who knows, who cares, i dont. im not even gonna date until I'm at least 16 anyway so. yeah.

i have a billion undiagnosed problems. also a lot of physical problems, back pain, knee pain, shoulder pain, jaw pain, everywhere pain, I'm hitting the ancient bones lottery😍😍

I have a congo african grey, he's ugly, his names Da Egg. I also call him Eggin, (Mr) Wegon, Mr Fatman, WuglyWugly, and other variations. he has a lot of names.

also heres my pronouns-page

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my amazing partners in crime with the weirdly homoerectic energy:

@squirrel--boy

@igorafvckassbowlcut

@null-the-void-monarch-offical

@nebulas-stars

@person-lovesarson

@evilhag-offical

@evilpineapple-offical

@cornstarch-official

@inferno-the-skywing

@suave-british-villain-offical

@fourth-wall-break-offical

@a-french-coconut

@just-another-vilanous-offical

@evil-yellow-crayon-offical

Partners in crime (WITHOUT the homoerectic energy):

@/lancer-coolguy

@/the-one-and-only-piper-offical

FAMILY: <3 ooc stuff

@/weirdo-offical (parent)

@/herobrine-offical (parent)

@/kiwi-thefruit (parent)

@/overlord-offical (parent)

@/bacone-official (parent)

@/mind-flayer-official (parent)

@/lethallyunfunny (parent)

@/offically-williams-ghosts (child)

@/lancer-coolguy (child)

@/lancer-cool-guy (child)

@/nug-offical-deactiv (child)

@/the-one-and-only-piper-offical (child)

@/nebulae-astros-official (sibling)

@/zeta-finnish (grandma)

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Other blogs:

@its-officially-storytime

@space-pirate-official

@cosmic-being-official

@da-egg-official

@killer-official-rp (FOR ROLEPLAYS :3)

@experiment-offical

@moth-villain-offical (percival my beloved, i can be him now)

NOT HIT-LIST LINK • CAPTAIN LORE (Project 'The Boy')

gift from bowlcut :3⬆️

Charles Crocket. updated design (again)

wowie look more charles drawings

[killer-offical]

dni giants above 5'2. okay height hoarders, you can leave

[hugging-blavingad]

that's like more than 1 and a half blavingads lol

[killer-offical]

whats a what what

[killer-offical]

i need someone to be my dead wife. wait dead spouse because I'm gay

[killer-offical]

gonna sing one of the first five songs someone gives to me.

[killer-offical]

why does my sister genuinely think I HAVE to use my own money to buy them whatever food and cake they want, i thought it was my birthday, what do you mean I'm gonna be forced to use my money so THEY can buy what they want. what is this. what

[killer-offical]

this is stupid. I don't even get to order what I want to eat. they're likely gonna order tacobell or something, I HATE taco bell.

man, I'm just gonna eat chips so i won't have to eat trashy taco bell for dinner

[killer-offical]

heress my birthday art :D

TW. blood, and a flesh cake, um eyes i guess, and stitches.

updated the drawing slightly (mostly just the text).

anyway scheduling this post for when it hits midnight (for me). @im-bad-at-names-okay cause you wanted to be tagged in future art :3

[soggysaucepackets]

IM OBSESSEDDDDD

[killer-offical]

:33

[killer-offical]

why does my sister genuinely think I HAVE to use my own money to buy them whatever food and cake they want, i thought it was my birthday, what do you mean I'm gonna be forced to use my money so THEY can buy what they want. what is this. what

[killer-offical]

all is good, okay I'm happy again :D

[herobrine-offical]

*Sigh" I'm bored..

I'm gonna go pester @killer-offical just because I can.

[killer-offical]

wait what

[herobrine-offical]

I'm gonna pester you now because I'm bored as fuck.

*throws a small pebble at you*

[nug-offical-deactiv]

hey let me try!

[herobrine-offical]

alright. @killer-offical, Your childs gonna throw rocks at you now.

[nug-offical-deactiv]

*grabs machine gun*

[herobrine-offical]

uhh.. thats a bit extreame..

[nug-offical-deactiv]

*RATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATABAATATATABAATATATABAATATATABAATATATABAATATATABAATATATABAATATATABAATATATABAATATATABAATATATABAATATATABAATATATABAATATATABAATATATABAATATATABAATATATABAATATATABAATATATABAATATATABAATATATABAATATATABAATATATABAATATATABAATATATABAATATATABAATATATABAATATATABAATATATABAATATATABAATATATABAATATATABAATATATABAATATATABAATATATABA*

hehe :3

[herobrine-offical]

I'm so fucking glad you missed @killer-offical by a few centermeters...

[killer-offical]

im disowning you @nug-offical-deactiv

[nug-offical-deactiv]

wh- what?

[killer-offical]

yeah

[nug-offical-deactiv]

no…….

[killer-offical]

fine.

[killer-offical]

i was so excited n happy today but Father just HAD to ruin the vibe by guilt tripping me and giving me an entire lecture on how I spend my summer vacations having fun and not studying instead of taking online classes and studying 24/7. like. he could've picked any other day to do this. I don't wanna do anything now :/

[killer-offical]

https://www.tumblr.com/killer-offical/818471027774455808/chat-send-asks-now-d?source=share

whats ur favourite drink?

water!!! and any lemon/lime flavoured soda. i also like the strawberry banana smoothies Mother makes, i think that counts as a drink.

[herobrine-offical]

*Sigh" I'm bored..

I'm gonna go pester @killer-offical just because I can.

[killer-offical]

wait what

[herobrine-offical]

I'm gonna pester you now because I'm bored as fuck.

*throws a small pebble at you*

[nug-offical-deactiv]

hey let me try!

[herobrine-offical]

alright. @killer-offical, Your childs gonna throw rocks at you now.

[nug-offical-deactiv]

*grabs machine gun*

[herobrine-offical]

uhh.. thats a bit extreame..

[nug-offical-deactiv]

*RATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATABAATATATABAATATATABAATATATABAATATATABAATATATABAATATATABAATATATABAATATATABAATATATABAATATATABAATATATABAATATATABAATATATABAATATATABAATATATABAATATATABAATATATABAATATATABAATATATABAATATATABAATATATABAATATATABAATATATABAATATATABAATATATABAATATATABAATATATABAATATATABAATATATABAATATATABAATATATABAATATATABAATATATABAATATATABA*

hehe :3

[herobrine-offical]

I'm so fucking glad you missed @killer-offical by a few centermeters...

[killer-offical]

im disowning you @nug-offical-deactiv

[nug-offical-deactiv]

wh- what?

[killer-offical]

yeah

[bacteriaco]

by the way you can be both a girl and a boy, completely both at the same time

by the way you can be a girl, a boy, AND gender neutral, all at the same time

by the way you can be EVERY gender, all at the same time, just identifying as all of them

by the way you can be NO gender, yep, if you want; not even "nonbinary" if you don't want to

by the way you can be COMPLETELY a boy PLUS something else

by the way you can be COMPLETELY a girl PLUS something else

by the way you can be a gender themed after something that means a lot to you

by the way you can be a gender related to your neurodivergency

by the way you can be a gender related to your species (for alterhumans)

by the way you can be fluid between VERY specific genders

by the way you can be flux between one gender or another only

by the way you be completely one of the options above WHILE having a gender that fully contradicts it

by the way you can have a gender SPLIT between two or way more genders

by the way you can have your gender set to "just whatever I feel convenient to call myself" without being genderfluid

by the way you can have no label at all

by the way you can make up labels or just completely frankenstein genders together until somethings make you comfortable

be YOU! be WEIRD!

[itsblobross]

Nosy questions ask game 👃

Send me a number and I'll answer. Reblog to play along!

Did you have an imaginary friend when you were younger? Describe them. 

What’s your comfort show?

Whose podcast would you want to be a guest on?

What was your first ship/OTP?

What was the first fanfic you ever read?

Do you talk to yourself? How often?

When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up?

What do you want to be when you grow up now?

Tell me a piece of gossip.

What is an act of kindness you have never forgotten?

What is a childhood quirk you never grew out of?

What is your favorite drink?

What is your favorite snack?

Describe your first crush.

What is your biggest pet peeve?

Do you have any phobias?

What’s something random/odd that you find hot/attractive. 

What is your favorite flower?

What do you smell like?

Describe yourself how your love interest would describe you in a book.

If you were a main character in a romance book/movie/show, what tropes would you want associated with you?

If you could bring back an extinct species (with no major consequences) what would it be?

Do you think Atlantis was real?

What hobby/activity do you keep saying you’ll take up when you retire?

how many posts are in your drafts right now [*whispers* post one]

What’s an achievement big or small that you’re really proud of?

Do you have any recurring dreams? What are they?

What would be your death row/last meal? (no limits)

What is a book/story from your childhood that has stuck with you?

What are your top 5 most used emojis?

What celebrity do you feel like you could realistically be friends with?

If you could time travel what time would you go to? (And why? What would you do there?)

[killer-offical]

chat. send. asks. now. :D

[killer-offical]

Mother should allow me to bring friends over more often. I'm really productive and more interactive and happy on days my friends are coming over. I will literally deep clean the entire house if she asks me to, but only because my best friend is coming over today and that makes me happy. On other days I'll just start fighting.

[killer-offical]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

TYSMM OMG????WISJDOWKSJE i look amazing what wjwoskek

[strikkodrene]

stole this from twitter lol

[loonar-polar-asylum]

Ask which one you are

[copyright-offical]

@mrevilvillanplotman-offical @sans-the-skeleconch-offical @coffee–spill @killer-offical

Guys what am I and what are you

[killer-offical]

ooc, Remy here. uHHH, you areee. magenta and purple /silly

(in character as Charles, you’d be Orange)

idk what i am.

[im-bad-at-names-okay]

you’re purple cyan white yellow and lime ::3

[killer-offical]

ive never been within 1ft of a monster energy drink lol

[im-bad-at-names-okay]

the vibes

what am iiiiii

[killer-offical]

magenta, purple, and white!! everyone can come to wendys with me