THE weirdo

weirdo with to much spunk and glitter he/they/it

[weirdo-offical]

INTRO POST

my name is luca :) u can also call me willow

he/they/it pronouns only

im asexual, non-binary and pansexual

im in so many fandoms but my mains are: dsmp, hamilton, ninjago, TADC, murder drones and project hail mary

fav music artists:

cavetown, McCafferty, arctic monkeys, lovejoy and like nightcore/2000s core

tumblr parent: @zeta-finnish

my amazing and wonderful tumblr spouse is: @kiwi-thefruit

they also drew my pfp so go check them out :)

fav child o mine: @killer-official

message me if you need anything but keep it pg-13

moots are: @snail-offical @kiwi-thefruit @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @zeta-finnish @twistedlikeness1 @riverthesillytherian @cosmiclycornstarch @lethallyunfunny @thesolofthevoidofficial @dawnofweasels + more but im to lazy to tag all of them lol

uhh idk what else to add

GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY

pronouns cc for more info:

Willow (@willowthewerido)

@willowthewerido goes by luca, willow and uses they/them, he/him, /it pronouns.

[weirdo-offical]

i want to take my chest and rip it out of me till i bleed blackness and glitter

i want to take my soul and put it in a mans body so i can feel

i want to put myself where i belong

i need to put my body with my mind

the right body

[kiwi-thefruit]

when u make food and ur mom says itz really good

(i am very proud of myself)

[weirdo-offical]

yayyyyyayyyayyayayyayayayayay

what food?

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[weirdo-offical]

*kicks*

ow

god

ow

[killer-offical]

list of people who need to be bullied by me /silly

people 4+ years older than me

people above 5'2 feet

gods

people who don't like yellow

people who like green

[weirdo-offical]

idk how old u are

5'8

my persona is a god

yellow is o k a y

i fucking love green

[sweet-and-sour-sauce-offical]

gum or concrete?

✨ c o n c r e t e ✨

[weirdo-offical]

i rlly read that as cumcrete

*sobs*

[weirdo-offical]

Bro what do u want

what?

[cornstarch-official]

the thing

[weirdo-offical]

WHAT THING

[weirdo-offical]

Bro what do u want

what?

[weirdo-offical]

Why is that when I talk to my moots I feel like they are in the car

just always

I can’t imagine then anywhere but in the car

[kiwi-thefruit]

well, i’m in my bed 70% of the time

you’re always welcome here as well ;) /j

[weirdo-offical]

Yayyyyyyayyyyayyay

I wanna cuddle with someone so bad bro im so touch starved

[killer-offical]

who wanna get lost in an IKEA with me

also kill the employees

[weirdo-offical]

TAKE ME PLZ IM GETTING STABBED RN

[weirdo-offical]

Guess what

I’m getting repeatedly stabbed in the back today

[killer-offical]

anyone above 5'2 will be getting bullied by me

[weirdo-offical]

try it bitch

[killer-offical]

wait let me just climb this mountain so you can hear me better

[weirdo-offical]

*breaths* sorry I think you need to re climb the mountain

[killer-offical]

im gonna put rocks inside your toe nail

[weirdo-offical]

Sorry what’s that?

oh-

I’m wearing platform boots, try again.

[killer-offical]

i can just climb inside your boots and poke you

[weirdo-offical]

okay.

Try it

[killer-offical]

*climbs inside your boots with some swords and gives you sword splinters*

[weirdo-offical]

ha.

to bad I like pain.

[killer-offical]

i literally can't torture people anymore. sigh whatever. then I'll just dig a hugeeee hole and push you in it and bury you alive

[weirdo-offical]

Thanks.

that just means I won’t have to do it myself.

[killer-offical]

anyone above 5'2 will be getting bullied by me

[weirdo-offical]

try it bitch

[killer-offical]

wait let me just climb this mountain so you can hear me better

[weirdo-offical]

*breaths* sorry I think you need to re climb the mountain

[killer-offical]

im gonna put rocks inside your toe nail

[weirdo-offical]

Sorry what’s that?

oh-

I’m wearing platform boots, try again.

[killer-offical]

i can just climb inside your boots and poke you

[weirdo-offical]

okay.

Try it

[killer-offical]

*climbs inside your boots with some swords and gives you sword splinters*

[weirdo-offical]

ha.

to bad I like pain.

[weirdo-offical]

Why is that when I talk to my moots I feel like they are in the car

just always

I can’t imagine then anywhere but in the car

[killer-offical]

anyone above 5'2 will be getting bullied by me

[weirdo-offical]

try it bitch

[killer-offical]

wait let me just climb this mountain so you can hear me better

[weirdo-offical]

*breaths* sorry I think you need to re climb the mountain

[killer-offical]

im gonna put rocks inside your toe nail

[weirdo-offical]

Sorry what’s that?

oh-

I’m wearing platform boots, try again.

[killer-offical]

i can just climb inside your boots and poke you

[weirdo-offical]

okay.

Try it

[killer-offical]

anyone above 5'2 will be getting bullied by me

[weirdo-offical]

try it bitch

[killer-offical]

wait let me just climb this mountain so you can hear me better

[weirdo-offical]

*breaths* sorry I think you need to re climb the mountain

[killer-offical]

im gonna put rocks inside your toe nail

[weirdo-offical]

Sorry what’s that?

oh-

I’m wearing platform boots, try again.

[killer-offical]

anyone above 5'2 will be getting bullied by me

[weirdo-offical]

try it bitch

[killer-offical]

wait let me just climb this mountain so you can hear me better

[weirdo-offical]

*breaths* sorry I think you need to re climb the mountain