[balloon squeak noise]

[minovskyy]

i love my friends but there's a limit to how long ill let you learn to play saxophone in my living room

[nongunktional]

have you quantified it or is it a vibe thing

[minovskyy]

i didn't time it but estimating about 20-25 minutes of honksqueaks before i called a ceasefire

[anarchist-rat-clown]

Whatchu got against honksqueaks?

[pawilke]

Rat clowns🐀

[rodent-detector]

Rat clown detected.

[anarchist-rat-clown]

Hey, what the fuck

[incorrectskyrimquotes]

"virgin" airlines? heh... not after I'm done with em...

[incorrectskyrimquotes]

wrong blog

[anarchist-rat-clown]

I dunno, that is a very incorrect Skyrim quote

[thetrueratking]

ATTENTION EVERYONE GET OVER HERE LISTEN UP, THIS IS IMPORTANT

Many of you may remember the rat of the year election last year! More accurately, you may remember the resulting war!

Well, it’s a new day and a new year, and we’re doing it again! Theoretically with less war!

This time, the candidate system works a little different. Instead of signing yourself up, you are to nominate another tumblr user to be a rat of the year candidate.

They can not decline

Anyone with 2, count ‘em, 2️⃣ nominations will be on that lovely poll.

November is the propaganda phase. Nominators and nominees can use this time to gather sponsors, blackmail voters, campaign, and generally lie cheat and steal.

Voting will be the first week of December. Then we all wait with bated breath for my announcement at new years. Including me. Who knows who I’ll pick. Maybe it’ll be the most voted candidate!

[rat-detector]

I nominate @a-rat-with-internet-accesses for rat of the year

[a-rat-with-internet-accesses]

Whavdwlhtuehuhnywnm8tekterwkkbgdbfshu4hdqfhhgftyh

Me?

Wait hold on i don't know how to react too much of a positive suprice

Give me like 2 hours max

[ratkingreblogs]

You still need a second, better get campaigning!

[a-rat-with-internet-accesses]

I got this maybe

[rat-detector]

Someone else nominate our candidate! We shall rally behind The Chosen!

[anarchist-rat-crimes]

I steal your nomination and give it to @anklethirstyrat instead.

[thetrueratking]

This is funny so it’s official now. Sorry pal.

[dumpster-fire-rats]

no way im stealing it back >:(

@a-rat-with-internet-accesses you got this :3

[a-rat-with-internet-accesses]

Steal my nomination again Anachist and ILL START A MARCH TO YOUR BLOG WITH A SWORD.

For me being nominated is Rat detertors choise. One that i shall take pride in

[anarchist-rat-crimes]

Well now imma steal it twice.

Yoimk!

[a-rat-with-internet-accesses]

>:{

[anarchist-rat-clown]

Let's turn that frown upside-down.

}:<

Well that didn't work.

[thetrueratking]

ATTENTION EVERYONE GET OVER HERE LISTEN UP, THIS IS IMPORTANT

Many of you may remember the rat of the year election last year! More accurately, you may remember the resulting war!

Well, it’s a new day and a new year, and we’re doing it again! Theoretically with less war!

This time, the candidate system works a little different. Instead of signing yourself up, you are to nominate another tumblr user to be a rat of the year candidate.

They can not decline

Anyone with 2, count ‘em, 2️⃣ nominations will be on that lovely poll.

November is the propaganda phase. Nominators and nominees can use this time to gather sponsors, blackmail voters, campaign, and generally lie cheat and steal.

Voting will be the first week of December. Then we all wait with bated breath for my announcement at new years. Including me. Who knows who I’ll pick. Maybe it’ll be the most voted candidate!

[anarchist-rat-swarm]

I, and all the other rats in the swarm who have made tumblr accounts, nominate @anklethirstyrat

Only they have the will and the commitment to cut our enemies off at the knees. Er, ankles.

[anarchist-rat-alice]

Seconded.

[anarchist-rat-bob]

this is a great idea and will definitely not have any downsides

[anarchist-rat-clown]

maybe downsides for people with ankles. Heyooooo!