JammyD

Anarch Baron, Proud Childe of Troile, Iconoclast For Unlife, Path of Entelechy, Cammies DNI

[long-suffering-tremere]

Gothic is for tremere, Neoclassical for Ventrue and Rococo for Toreadors. The Brujah do not get an architectural style because Carthage's greatest contribution to history was losing the Punic Wars.

[anarchydrastic420]

Neoclassical, kitschy unoriginal reimagining of styles from millenia ago without any understanding of the principles behind them

Gothic, overpriced and melodramatic, obsessively conformist and rigid, limited practical applications.

Rococco, the style of French aristocrats who couldn’t see the guillotines coming.

Yeah that sounds about right for those Clans actually. The Brujah style is also clearly Brutalist

[thinblood-dairy]

im not romantic enough for Valentine's Day

[magister-amaranth-says]

Valentine’s Day is pointless, anyways.

I believe one should be romantic with their partner all through the year, not just on a singular day now dictated mainly by capitalism.

It also drives up the price of chocolate and makes it nigh impossible to go out for dinner.

[thinblood-dairy]

idk, there's something romantic about a day celebrating with the one you love. maybe ive just read too many books about it but like

you are also not wrong that it does get abused price wise

[biteofherlife]

If I had a loonie for every time someone brought up the 'Toreadors would drink blood from a wine glass' stereotype, I would have enough money to pay a half-year's rent.

What a dreadfully tired stereotype. Everyone is quite aware that blood, when stored in a wine glass, clots almost at once and congeals in a most disgusting fashion. Why anyone would think that is a good idea - and why the stereotype is ascribed to Clan Toreador no less! - is a mystery to me.

[anarchydrastic420]

On the other hand the stereotype that Brujah drink blood from red solo cups is absolutely true

[anarch-apostolate]

....Can confirm.

— Kassie (she/they)

[thinblood-dairy]

okay blood has been left in the fridge for a day now and should have lost its "bond"

just had to make the excuse to my sister that im helping the biology class with storage

i need to get a mini fridge

[anarchydrastic420]

If you know the right sorcery, there’s an easy ritual to preserve blood in a clay pot or urn that’s been specially prepared. Was invented by the old times blood witches before refrigeration was a thing. Maybe a sudden interest in weird pottery would be easier to explain than blood in the fridge?

[duskbornbitchqueen]

A blonde woman will be the death of me, I just know it 😑

[thinblood-dairy]

would this indicate a "type" or a "foe"?

[duskbornbitchqueen]

. . . yes

[thinblood-dairy]

im not even surprised

[duskbornbitchqueen]

Oh, fuck ooofffffff 🙄

[thinblood-dairy]

oh, is this the one time i push your buttons? good

[duskbornbitchqueen]

Pffft. Sure kid.

How's whoring your blood out to Elara going?

[thinblood-dairy]

i havent needed to do that in a few nights, and do you mind cutting the childish insults for both our sake?

[duskbornbitchqueen]

Both? More like just yours.

Besides, there's nothing wrong with a little whoring here and there. Sex work is a valid form of employment for both Kine and Kindred, you know 😌

[thinblood-dairy]

this feels like deflection, and im running off 2 hours sleep so im exactly up for online arguing

[biteofherlife]

... She is also utterly intoxicating in ways quite unrelated to the blood - though it would be profoundly unbecoming of me to divulge the particulars of a passionate night spent with a werewolf in a vintage pickup truck.

[anarchydrastic420]

Sometimes I think the Anarch life is pretty wild and then I read posts like this and I’m like, shit, I’ve got to start getting crazy. I gotta host a solstice festival again and dance over burning coals, or invent a new kind of cocaine that works on vampires

Congratz on the lay btw, slightly crazier than anything I’ve crawled into bed with

[thinblood-dairy]

okay, alchemy done

ingredients consumed

its been 10 minutes, and i dont have a headache

something happened?????

[biteofherlife]

Okay.

That.

Incredible.

Garou blood. Is. Incredible.

I must not partake in this more than she is willing to give but that was a quasi-religious experience.

[anarchydrastic420]

Gotta be careful with that shit. Had it once when I decided to sample some ritual blood, got my Beast all riled up. Felt like I was on a hair trigger the rest of the night

[spider-lily-omnyoji]

I have finished warding my building, there will be no more late night visits from anything that is not a household spirit- or shares my ...what is it ..vitae.

My shop is open from 8:00am, til 4:00pm .

[anarchydrastic420]

Why is it always the Cammies that are doing shit like not teaching their childer about the Kiss or the blood bond? We don't even have a Tradition of Accounting on the Anarch side of the tracks, and I haven't had any trouble yet with my people not telling their childer basic shit about how to be kindred. It's the Cammie runaways from the city nearby that have to be taught all of this stuff. Ngl though the look on their face when they feel what the bite is like for the first time never gets old

[thinblood-dairy]

shitshitshitshitshit

i was way to into that what the fuuuuuck

[amaranth-says]

Let me guess- You had a sample of your boss’ vitae? How did that go for you?

[duskbornbitchqueen]

👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

[thinblood-dairy]

shush bj

and no i havent tried hers yet

we made a trade, i got a bit of hers and...well, she got to have some of mine

why didnt anyone tell it it felt like that wtf

[duskbornbitchqueen]

OOoooh your first Kiss! It's better than sex, eh? Instant full-body O'

But.. you know what feels better?

[thinblood-dairy]

yeah i noticed! could of gone without the embarrassing sound i made in front of my boss!

and sure, humour me

[anarchydrastic420]

Almost three years into being Baron of my town, and the Cammies still haven't gotten any better at infiltrating my Barony. It's like spotting plainclothes cops at a protest. Narc energy doesn't go away when you die. Glad they keep making it easy at least. It can't be this easy for everyone to fight against the Tremere, can it? The Chantry in the next town over must be like the University of Phoenix of the Clan.

[thinblood-dairy]

if i get myself those red dracula circle glasses would it give me away to the vampire government?

[anarchydrastic420]

Ventrue voted “Clan most likely to have a really weird kink” for the third century in a row. Tzimisce shocked

[anarchydrastic420]

Have You Ever Embraced? Would You?

Never Embraced, Want To

Never Embraced, Never Will

Have Embraced, 1 Childer

Have Embraced, 2 Childer

Have Embraced, 3 Childer

Have Embraced, More Than 3

Not Sure/See Results

Voting ended onNov 2, 2025

I'm curious, BloodSpot. I've mentioned that I have a few childer of my own before. Not because I'm an elder building her bloodline, but because I'm an Anarch who can give the bite with no consequences beyond taking responsibility for my kids. My sire told me once that there's been more Brujah Embraced than any other Clan. No idea if he was right, but I'm curious, BloodSpot, would any of you ever Embrace? Have any of you given the Bite? How many childer you got? Bonus points if you tell me what Clan you are for research reasons. Maybe I'll tell the story of some of my own kids if anyone is curious about why I have them

[anarchydrastic420]

Brujah from out of town blew into my bar the other night and called my blood dolls “bite gals” and “bite boys.”

I can’t get that out of my head

Bite Gal sounds like a good band name though

[glinting-fangs]

I accidentally hit a Nos with my car, I'm so fucking sorry dude. I was gonna offer a blood pack, but the fucker scurried off before I could say anything. Son of a bitch just squeezed through the fence like a fucking liquid... Damn.