A SIMPLE FAVOR (2018)
a roleplay sentence meme with various quotes and sentences taken from the 2018 movie a simple favor. feel free to tweak prompts as needed.
content warning: sex, violence, jokes about suicide, other mature topics and inappropriate humor.
where does she get all that energy from?
i think there's crystal meth in those meatballs.
she’s not coming back. don’t you watch dateline?
really? more judgement from you?
can you imagine all the free shit she must get?
please tell me you don’t actually own a helium tank.
i have a gift for you, close your eyes.
i’m not as nice as you think, so.
i mean, you’re not exactly a sexual maverick.
look at your shirt. did any food make it into your mouth?
oh, we can’t. mommy already has a playdate with a symphony of anti-depressants.
do you drink? i need a martini.
oh, baby, you just need someone to love you.
you abandoned me. we were supposed to be a team, you and me. remember?
i’m sorry, baby, i know you thought it was real.
come on, don’t you miss sex?
you always have been fucking crazy, haven’t you?
god, you fucking… you actually fucking shot me.
this looks super painful.
stop. you’ve just been hit by a car.
then, you must have brain damage.
i had a man, i ruined that, so.
if you can’t tell me, you can’t tell anyone.
people do terrible things for their own fucked-up reasons.
i think loneliness probably kills more people than cancer.
you should embrace it, people love saints.
christ, he’s fucking stubborn.
i mean, do you wanna come over for a beverage of any kind?
i think i could use some backup.
damn! are you trying to kill us?
what do you want, cupcake?
i mean, it’s never too early to start teaching them.
i actually had to stalk him to make him fall in love with me.
so, you’re divorced then?
baby, if you apologize again, i’m gonna have to slap the sorry out of you.
come on baby, you’re too sexy to give up.
oh my god, did you just come up with that cliche by yourself?
do you mind if i ask how he died?
i’m gonna to do my job, you’re going to take some pills, and then i’m gonna call you later.
the nicest thing i can do for [name] is blow my brains out.
oh, you do not want to be friends with me, trust me.
i’m gonna cook you the best meal of your life, and you’re gonna feel real bad about being so mean right now.
she’s like a beautiful ghost. never entirely there.
okay, i want you to go home, and chill the fuck out, and don’t ever call me again.
you wanna get out of here? mommy needs a drink.
we’re all gonna take a deep centering breath right now.
i’m guessing you’ve never really dealt with law enforcement before.
i can see how that might drive a man over the edge.
it’s the least she can do, she didn’t even bake anything.
i took it, i don’t have any intention of giving it back.
you can’t keep a secret, even in the dark.
not amusing, my darling, not in the slightest.
what were you saying about me being a fucking psycho?
she’s not as sweet as her snatch, is she?
all i wanted was to be your friend.
my life is littered with almost-somebodies.
i used to live here, remember?
i did some art modeling in school, to pay my way through.
you don’t need to do that. you don’t need to apologize.