anarchy's rp handbook

my personal source blog for helpful rp stuff. sometimes i make memes. mostly i reblog things i wanna use.

[anarchyrpbook]

Hey, this is my personal RP Resource blog. I reblog anything I personally find to be useful here, and sometimes make memes. Please do not remove credit, or the blank template links from my memes. Thanks!

MINE carrds  &&  rp meme

GRAPHICS color palettes,  fonts,  graphics pack,  icon templates,  pngs,  psds,  templates,  textures

CHARACTER THINGS aesthetics,  fashion,  muse study,  ships

ORANIZATION & APPEARANCE gdoc templates,  tags,  themes

MISC psd tutorials,  rp help,  tumblr help,  writing help

writing / rp memes

[anarchyrpbook]

This is a longshot I know, but I used to use your carrd template 'unworthy heir' and wanted to use it again... and it's gone! Is there a way to get access to the template again? Pretty please?

Carrd reduced how much their Black Friday discount was for the pro plans and I had to cut down on how many sites I had. You can still use the base account version of unworthy heir if you'd like. Sorry about that!

[anarchyrpbook]

hello! i wanted to erase my current layout and use one of yours, but when i click template it prompts me to make a new page, and i dont want to give up my existing URL ): do you know a way to port the template to an existing page if you say wipe it clean?

hello! sorry for the delay.

carrd templates are not like tumblr or wordpress themes, you cannot swap them out after building a carrd. in this case, i would either delete the old carrd, or save the project as an offline draft, and then make a new carrd using the template. once you draft or delete the original, carrd frees up the url for you to use on another project.

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this pack includes: one dash icon, two headers, one post divider, pinpost, two pinpost decorations, two icon templates and a two panel promo templates.

all graphics include a psd named SOUR CANDY, which has not been released yet, all colors and psds can be changed though. these are all to show how they would look.

credit must be placed somewhere, either on the post itself or on carrd.

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inspired by princess core aesthetic and the color pink and cyan purples. requires a semi level of knowledge of clipped layers. must use the labeled frames to get the images inside the portraits.

fonts used: Goudy Old Style and Amador.

[anarchyrpbook]

hey! i was wondering if your "unworthyheir (base version)" carrd is still basic plan friendly? cause i tried to use it but it requires me to upgrade my carrd plan. thanks!

hello!

i just checked, and carrd still has it marked as free-plan friendly. are you at your account limit for carrds, or did you add any elements to it before it saved? the reason the carrd template is free as it is now is because its under the limit of elements that require a paid plan. adding elements without deleting one would absolutely make it require a paid plan. i'm sorry about that if that is the issue! if it's not, let me know and we can work on figuring it out!

[anarchyrpbook]

A SIMPLE FAVOR (2018) a roleplay sentence meme with various quotes and sentences taken from the 2018 movie a simple favor. feel free to tweak prompts as needed. content warning: sex, violence, jokes about suicide, other mature topics and inappropriate humor.

where does she get all that energy from?

i think there's crystal meth in those meatballs.

she’s not coming back. don’t you watch dateline?

really? more judgement from you?

can you imagine all the free shit she must get?

please tell me you don’t actually own a helium tank.

i have a gift for you, close your eyes.

i’m not as nice as you think, so.

wanna trade confessions?

i mean, you’re not exactly a sexual maverick. 

we’re terrible parents.

great job, smooch.

look at your shirt. did any food make it into your mouth?

oh, we can’t. mommy already has a playdate with a symphony of anti-depressants.

do you drink? i need a martini.

oh, baby, you just need someone to love you.

you abandoned me. we were supposed to be a team, you and me. remember?

i’m sorry, baby, i know you thought it was real.

come on, don’t you miss sex?

you always have been fucking crazy, haven’t you?

god, you fucking… you actually fucking shot me.

this looks super painful.

stop. you’ve just been hit by a car.

then, you must have brain damage.

i had a man, i ruined that, so.

if you can’t tell me, you can’t tell anyone.

people do terrible things for their own fucked-up reasons.

i think loneliness probably kills more people than cancer.

you should embrace it, people love saints.

christ, he’s fucking stubborn.

i mean, do you wanna come over for a beverage of any kind?

i think i could use some backup.

damn! are you trying to kill us?

what do you want, cupcake?

i mean, it’s never too early to start teaching them.

cute socks.

i actually had to stalk him to make him fall in love with me.

so, you’re divorced then?

baby, if you apologize again, i’m gonna have to slap the sorry out of you.

come on baby, you’re too sexy to give up.

oh my god, did you just come up with that cliche by yourself?

do you mind if i ask how he died?

i’m gonna to do my job, you’re going to take some pills, and then i’m gonna call you later.

the nicest thing i can do for [name] is blow my brains out.

oh, you do not want to be friends with me, trust me.

so… you fucked him.

i’m gonna cook you the best meal of your life, and you’re gonna feel real bad about being so mean right now.

she’s like a beautiful ghost. never entirely there.

okay, i want you to go home, and chill the fuck out, and don’t ever call me again.

you wanna get out of here? mommy needs a drink.

i have some somber news.

we’re all gonna take a deep centering breath right now.

i’m guessing you’ve never really dealt with law enforcement before.

i can see how that might drive a man over the edge.

it’s the least she can do, she didn’t even bake anything.

i took it, i don’t have any intention of giving it back.

you can’t keep a secret, even in the dark.

not amusing, my darling, not in the slightest.

what were you saying about me being a fucking psycho?

she’s not as sweet as her snatch, is she?

all i wanted was to be your friend.

my life is littered with almost-somebodies.

i used to live here, remember?

i did some art modeling in school, to pay my way through.

you don’t need to do that. you don’t need to apologize.

[anarchyrpbook]

LADY MACBETH a roleplay sentence meme with various quotes and sentences taken from ava reid's lady macbeth. this book is based on shakespeare's the tragedy of macbeth, and as such there are dark themes included. feel free to tweak prompts as needed.

handmaids are not used here. women must care for themselves.

but is it true? do your eyes, disrobed, cause madness in men?

what sort of curse makes the king quiver under his crown?

a witch does not need a reason, only an opportunity.

you have been made to fit a shape that confines you.

a wife is only as clever as her husband permits her to be.

you do not enchant by accident, you compel.

the only impossible thing is my death.

i am not infirm of purpose. i am sanctioned by prophecy. 

you will not fail. do you remember? your purpose is sanctified.

the witches have spoken their prophecy. 

witch, you name me. such creatures have no sentiments.

what do you see, inside me? speak truth. tell me what mortal men cannot.

perhaps you were cursed by a witch.

they may rob your body of its power, but they cannot take your mind.

if you are so certain, then look into my eyes.

i will marry whom i choose. to you, perhaps, she is a witch, but to me she is a wife.

you name me witch, evil temptress, a thousand spitting insults, but it is you who first forsook me.

this face could be the death of you.

avoid my gaze like the coward you are, or look into my eyes.

so many agonizing deaths i could give you.

do not be afraid, my gaze does not induce madness in women.

and what prophecy would you hope i speak?

you doom is written already, and it is close.

you have always thought yourself too clever.

other men may have cringed from you, but i never have. 

look into my eyes. i will look back and i will not tremble.

enough. you have done your job. they are afraid.

your purpose is yoked to my own.

men are only honest in whispers.

you are whatever creature i make you.

i know what it is to see men shrink from you.

this is not a safe place for women like you.

all your life you have been muzzled.

tell me you are the maker of my death.

you men have no imagination.

was it love you sought, when you laid with those men?

they love me, but i shame them.

i do not want this for myself, these stupid girlish hopes.

what do ladies do, in war?

[calirph]

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it does contain a psd named MIDNIGHT MASH.

remember to reblog if you save/use. credit has to be visible on your carrd/doc if you use. (reblog, if you can, like if you must.)

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[anarchyrpbook]

LADY MACBETH a roleplay sentence meme with various quotes and sentences taken from ava reid's lady macbeth. this book is based on shakespeare's the tragedy of macbeth, and as such there are dark themes included. feel free to tweak prompts as needed.

you are beautiful, there are none other in the world like you.

you will hear the sea from every corner of the castle. after enough time, you will not hear it at all.

we will have to observe the rite of first blood, they will not respect my power otherwise.

my lust for blood will be rewarded.

you will have your rubies, and i will have what is mine.

how long has this castle stood?

every soil has its evils.

she has not saved herself. she has only given herself a different death.

the lord has placed my life in your hands.

will the lord not ask to see their corpses? proof of their blood?

i will have to strike my own near-death blow.

you will have to press harder than you think.

violence is like a coin. if you spend it easily, people will think you imprudent and reckless.

sometimes no words are as eloquent as the spilling of blood.

you nearly dishonored me with that letter.

you will not lie to me, you are my lady wife.

i will never harm you, my lord, i swear it.

my father would never betray an ally or broker a false peace.

now you are the dagger in my hand.

whatever he has done, it is not worth this.

tell me of her. the wife who came before.

why dishonor yourself for my sake? why risk your birthright?

i do not wish to see you live without shelter.

the crown is not mine to lose.

i did not hesitate; i do not regret. 

it is the way of the world, violence.

every man says, when he first kills another: i did not know there would be so much blood.

are you deaf and cannot hear screams in the night?

what will you do with me? slit my throat in your bed?

you are of no use to me dead.

i promised you protection from him. i will not relinquish that vow.

a clever way to say you think me dishonorable.

i will do better. i will not displease you. i will not disgrace you.

these matters are below the concern of a queen.

what is the state of your honor now?

you have no leave to speak to me of honor.

if you say i have no honor, i have no honor left to lose.

it is my trophy, my treasure, mine, mine, mine.

did you think you could beat me as you did, and face me no recompense?

was it worth it, your vengeance? 

i feel no satisfaction while you still draw breath.

were you merely stitching me into some great tapestry of deception?

but i do not think you deserve to be shown such mercy.

you will not speak now, you will listen.

i see now that this treachery was following closely behind me, like a shadow.

this old wound of yours, i do not forget it.

love is not as easy to smother as the rest.

these are not the actions of a king.

i thought you might help devise a punishment.

what makes you cringe from me now?

i will not let harm come to you.

a queen does not forsake her people.

has something happened to displease you?

you carry the prince’s monstrous spawn.

please, you cannot believe him. it is not true.

i do not deserve it. i should stay here, after all.

you have again given me a good chance to prove my honor.

if you are to show yourself, perhaps it should not be all of yourself.

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all graphics include a teaked version of a psd now named, hightower. all colors and psds can be changed though. these are all to show how they would look.

credit must be placed somewhere, either on the post itself or on carrd.

15 USD via the payhip store.

[calirph]

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this template is customizable and simple so you can add whatever you want, the image can be a static or a gif. includes exclusive psd named AN EVE WHO REMEMBERS HER EDEN. includes texture and grain.

remember to reblog if you save/use. credit has to be visible on your carrd/doc if you use. (reblog, if you can, like if you must.)

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[anarchyrpbook]

LIGHTS OUT a roleplay sentence meme with various mature quotes and sentences taken from navessa allen's lights out. feel free to tweak as needed. content warning: foul language, dark themes (stalking, murder)

how can i trust that you wouldn’t hurt me?

this might sound completely insane, but did you break into my bedroom tonight?

did you break into my house tonight, film a video in my bedroom, and then leave a mask?

i am going to find you, and then we’ll see how much you like it when you come home to discover someone waiting for you in the dark.

you bought me fucking flowers after breaking into my house?

if you meant this as an apology, you failed. i’m madder at you know than i was last night.

why did you get me these things? to make it harder for yourself the next time you try to break in?

are you some sort of sick fuck who likes the challenge?

if i’m the cat, what does that make you? the mouse?

my moral compass might not point north, but it’s not that fucked up.

you are breaking so many laws.

can someone watch me through my laptop camera?

how the hell do i disable the microphone on a laptop?

i am going to find you, and i am going to make you regret this.

don’t mace me.

you’re deranged, you know that?

you’re breathing hard. are you scared?

all this time, you’ve been trying to reassure me that i’m safe with you, but did you ever stop to consider whether or not you were safe with me?

thanks for stitching me up. it was the least you could do after brutally mutilating me, but i appreciate it anyway.

that was so good that i will happily let you maim me whenever you’re feeling frisky.

have you ever heard of the word ‘boundaries’?

doesn’t sound familiar, can you use it in a sentence?

you still there or are you off somewhere plotting my demise?

you’re not some rabid fangirl trying to find out where he lives, right? because stalking is a crime.

you think i don’t know who you are, but i do.

on a scale of 1-10, how mad are you about the tracker?

i’m only willing to allow you a few days. after that, i’m coming for you, whether you’re ready or not. until then, i’ll be watching.

sure, take your time, but i’m going to torture you with my absence until you come to your senses.

you’re so nice that sometimes i forget what a creep you are.

the look on his face was enough to push me to the brink.

it took all my willpower to keep from barging in there.

watching you beat the shit out of him would have been the hottest thing i’ve ever seen.

but just so we’re clear, i’m the only masked man you asked to break into your house, right?

i’ve broken countless laws, but the worst thing i’ve ever done was break into your house and stalk you.

i can’t believe i just murdered someone.

technically, i think what you did classifies as involuntary manslaughter. 

death, i’m okay with; dismemberment, I’m not so sure.

do you want to be my girlfriend? the position comes with snacks and orgasms and maybe a little light stalking.

i feel like disposing of a body is a boyfriend-girlfriend activity, and not something you do with a casual hookup.

are you saying that the couple who commits homicide together, stays together?

if you try to break up with me right now, you’re going to be the one with the stalker.

i just want to keep you safe, and i’m sorry if i’m overbearing about it, but i care about you.

fiber analysis is about as reliable as blood splatter.

you could all disappear tomorrow, and i wouldn’t lose any sleep over it.

[anarchyrpbook]

accidentally scheduled the smut post to post a day early. all well. enjoy it, you filthy animals.

[anarchyrpbook]

LIGHTS OUT ── SMUTTY EDITION a roleplay sentence meme with various smutty quotes and sentences taken from navessa allen's lights out. feel free to tweak as needed. content warning: foul language, sexual content

this man is always coming onto my FYP and never on me, and that is a tragedy.

stop that. bad hand. we’re not doing this.

i know i’ve already told you this a thousand times in so many embarrassingly inappropriate ways, but you have a beautiful body.

that video you sent me was such a tease. is that what you’re like in real life?

i have no regrets about publicly claiming you.

i knew you’d be big.

you’re so hard that i need two hands to get your zipper open.

will you behave if i put the knife down?

i won’t do it if you don’t promise to be a good boy.

i see the knife kink goes both ways.

this is something i’ve dreamed about for months.

are you accepting applications for a third?

i’m not going to deny myself a chance to touch you just because we’re in a fight.

i can’t tell you how many times i’ve fantasized about doing this.

please, god. don’t let her have a fisting kink.

if we weren’t in this car, i would deep throat you until i choked.

if you keep interrupting me, i’ll never find out what you taste like when you come.

but i don’t wanna go to bed! i want to stay up late and get railed!

i’m a little worried about your plans for me.

no safe words, you want me to stop, just say so.

i want to feel you come. 

i want to feel you brand my throat where you hand just was, marking me.

you can always tell me to stop.

shhh, i know, baby. you’re doing so good.

let go, i’ll catch you when you fall.

hello, boobs, i’ve missed you.

you’re soaked, baby. you should see the way you glisten.

i thought i’d need to work you up to take this, but you got there on your own.

i’ve spent so much time watching your videos that the second i see you, my body is just... ready.

every time i see you, i’m gonna know you’re wet for me.

it might be this blindfold, but i don’t see the problem here.

my leg will go out if you do that again.

what the fuck are you sitting still for, i told you to ride it.

can you be a good girl and give me that?

let go, i’ve told you, i’ve got you, baby.

you got a real creepy vibe going on right now, and i don’t know if i should be worried or turned on. never mind, my body figured it out.

stay right here, or i’ll decide its time for your punishment.

i need to go slow to keep from hurting you.

your noises aren’t for anyone but me now.

that’s twice now that you’ve broken a promise to me. i hope you can handle the consequences.

i’m not too proud to admit that i’m in so much pain that i don’t think i can worship you the way you deserve right now.

you’re beautiful when you’re scared.

you’re so wet, i don’t even need lube.

if all it took was a little light spanking to get you to say that, i would have bent you over my knee the first time we met.

just tell me to stop, and i will.

[anarchyrpbook]

LIGHTS OUT a roleplay sentence meme with various quotes and sentences taken from navessa allen's lights out. feel free to tweak as needed. content warning: foul language

shit, i just accidentally deleted the text.

sir, i’m at work, how dare you?

i would like to thank the algorithm for bringing me here.

i’m on season six of this video.

well, this has me feeling feral far too early in the morning.

sorry if i fuck this up.

you’re looking pretty pasty lately.

quit now while you’re ahead.

how do i find someone from social media?

what would you do if i said yes?

i need so much more therapy than i’m currently getting.

i know you’re reading these messages, you bastard. i can see the read receipts.

who hurt you like this? give me a name and address, and i’ll take care of it.

when i say i would forgive this man for literally anything.

forgive him, you monster.

so this is what jealous rage feels like.

how’s it feel to be the most hated woman on the internet right now?

if you don’t want him, i’ll take him.

insomnia is kicking my ass this week.

no touchy. still angry.

don’t misconstrue this. this isn’t for you.

it feels a little like it’s for me.

aww, our first official fight.

bad boys don’t get rewarded.

gee, i wonder who could have done such a dastardly thing?

you do snore real cute - like a chipmunk with a cold. wheeze, wheeze, siiiigh.

you shouldn’t have. i mean that literally, but i’m grateful anyway.

it’s… i don’t know exactly how to describe it. good isn’t the right word. rewarding might be better.

i see you’ve been reading my comments.

what was it you said yesterday? this isn’t for you?

i brought it in here to eat in front of you while mocking your hunger.

our baby angel did absolutely nothing wrong, and i resent the insinuation that he ever could.

you are so presumptuous!

i noticed how you look at me and decided not to fight your inevitable claiming.

me? what the fuck did i do?

you better be joking, or we are about to have our second fight.

we are 100% about to have our second fight.

death is nothing new to me, i see it on a weekly basis.

i’m more fucked up over not being fucked up, if that makes sense.

pull over, we’re breaking up. let me out.

thank fucking god there’s someone in your life to take some of your weirdness off my hands.

finally, someone to take some of the burden of his love off my shoulders.

turn me towards him so i can kick him.

your face is about to have a misunderstanding with my fist.

bet you twenty bucks i can get one of them to laugh before the end of the night.

we are not going to tear out of anywhere. we’ll leave at a non-suspicious speed.

our fearless leader just face-planted into a rhododendron.

you should have gone with them, even if it put me at risk.

that isn’t how this works, you don’t get to sacrifice yourself for me.

i’ll find a place with low lighting and a table in the back where no one but our server will see us.

i knew i shouldn’t have said anything. you’re going to be insufferable now, aren’t you?

either way, get in. it’s as cold as a nun’s twat out here.

next time, try saying something about what a nice arse i have.

stop trying to infantilize him because he makes you feel weird in the tummy.

picture me holding a toddler in one arm, and a baby in the other.

[anarchyrpbook]

THE ASHES & THE STAR-CURSED KING ── PART V a roleplay sentence meme with various quotes and sentences taken from carissa broadbent's the ashes & the star-cursed king. feel free to tweak as needed. content warning: foul language, mentions of violence/murder

i love you. i just - i need you to know that. i love you.

you don’t want to see what's inside there.

you don’t want me to see those things.

i used to think that bravery was the absence of fear. i’ve learned since that the absence of fear was only stupidity.

hold that line, no matter what. understood?

you can’t choose what magic will take from you, but you can offer it strong options to choose from.

i was ready to give her eternity.

i’m ashamed of myself.

you’re welcome to leave whenever you want. 

arrogant of you to assume i’d care enough to go after you.

one last fight. you’ve got it in you, old man.

i’m real in every way that matters.

so many mistakes in the end. never you.

i never wanted you to see this version of me.

do you want to see what memory it took from me?

power is a bloody, bloody business. i have gotten soft these last few years.

you are a lone flicker of light in an expanse of death. the only living thing in this pile of rubble.

i will not lie to you, i was expecting to kill you that night.

what i was not expecting was to love you so devastatingly much.

i’m already more afraid than i ever have been. afraid of you and what you could do to me. 

i think this is what you came here for.

go, you don’t have much time.

don’t you dare. get the fuck up.

i forbid you to die on me, do you understand?

i know i’ve never been yours. not really. but i am begging you to hear me.

as a lover who knows grief, please.

i told you once, a dead lover can never break your heart. you did not listen to me then.

it would have bloomed, if he had lived. your love wouldn’t have withered.

i am a romantic, it brings me no pleasure to deny you.

you and him - you were created, thousands of years ago, as enemies.

i am handing you victory for the second time, perhaps you should simply take it.

no one will ever be able to hurt you again.

perhaps you should just take it.

do you understand the gravity of what you ask of me?

death is not the enemy. death is a natural continuation of life. an intrinsic part of fate.

because now you’re really stuck with me.

sorry i won’t be very useful. i already told them everything.

so what, then? you’ve come here to execute me yourself?

do you really think you’re going to be able to make this work?

you look too good to be this nervous.

it seems like whenever i look this good, something terrible happens.

you have a home here. this isn’t my home.

i thought your home was always with me.

i just didn’t want to see you make that face. that sad face.

[anarchyrpbook]

THE ASHES & THE STAR-CURSED KING ── PART IV a roleplay sentence meme with various quotes and sentences taken from carissa broadbent's the ashes & the star-cursed king. feel free to tweak as needed. content warning: foul language, mentions of violence/murder, suggestive themes

not sure anything about either of us is normal.

don’t feed yourself to the wolves. know when your bite isn’t strong enough.

that leaves us to figure out how to get back into the castle we barely escaped alive. 

now that we’ve established that we’re fucking insane.

it’s been a while since i’ve been underestimated.

if i remember right, this is the part where we come up with some kind of brilliant, twisted plan.

i am definitely going to get an infection from this.

did you really think that i wouldn’t account for you?

that wasn’t a fair fight. they drugged me. and surprised me.

you’re finally taking me up on my offer?

challenging has never scared us before.

pretty trouble. i warned you of that, once.

you have my full loyalty and respect, highness. even if your decisions are not the ones i would make.

you thought because i was his, because he was fucking me, that he told me things.

loving someone is a dangerous thing. more dangerous still for a king.

men and their secrets, we spend a lifetime trying to unravel them, and once they’re gone, we’re still at their mercy.

if that’s all, i’d like to wash the sewage off of myself.

you’re too perceptive for someone with such bad people skills.

i’m still not sure that you’re not going to fuck me over.

obviously you’re mad, so what the hell are you mad about?

i shouldn’t have killed him.

maybe we’ll be dead by then, and it won’t matter.

i’m sorry that it happened to you. i’m sorry that i couldn’t stop it. i’m sorry that you had to fight this alone.

he asked me if i wanted to live. what the hell kind of a question is that? of course i wanted to live.

i’ve always admired that about you. that you fought even when you were afraid.

i just want you to know that you were the best part of it. the best part of all of it.

you accuse me of going soft when you’re spewing that sappy bullshit?

you have teeth too, show them that bite.

be careful. he doesn’t deserve to kill you.

go to the armies. go lead them away.

this is my kingdom. this is my castle. do not let anyone take it from me.

but oh, what a death it will be.

how many times have i told you, you can’t do that?

it’s not that hard to topple a kingdom.

don’t you ever do that to me again, never fucking again.

i didn’t think you would remember me.

fate, it’s beyond mortal understanding.

i thought you were dead. for a long time.

i never thought i would see you again.

you haven’t bathed since you’ve gotten here, have you?

we go down fighting in the name of blind fucking hope.

we would be honored to have your men fighting beside us.

you go, i’ll hold them off with the others.

give them fucking hell, alright? don’t you dare let him win.