❈ ———— THE LOST BOYS SENTENCE STARTERS.
’ _______ wants to know what’s going on. ’ ’ ________, what’s going on? ’ ’ I don’t know. What’s going on, _______? ’ ’ Wait a minute. Who wants to know? ’ ’ How are those maggots? ’ ’ You’re eating maggots. How do they taste? ’ ’ Second shelf is mine. ’ ’ Nobody touches the second shelf but me. ’ ’ It is too late, my blood is in your veins. ’ ’ Wait, wait. You have a TV? ’ ’ No. I just like to read the TV Guide. ’ ’ Read the TV Guide, you don’t need a TV. ’ ’ If you try to stop us, or vamp out in any way, I’ll stake you without even thinking twice about it! ’ ’ One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach; all the damn vampires. ’ ’ Don’t ever invite a vampire into your house, you silly boy. ’ ’ It renders you powerless. ’ ’ Did you know that? ’ ’ Of course. Everyone knows that. ’ ’ What, you don’t like rice? ’ ’ Now you know what we are, now you know what you are. ’ ’ You’ll never grow old, ______, and you’ll never die. ’ ’ It’s that girl from the boardwalk. Is she one of them? ’ ’ And don’t tell me it doesn’t make her a bad person, ______. ’ ’ Holy shit! It’s the attack of Eddie Munster! ’ ’ It was all going to be so perfect, ______. ’ ’ Great! The Bloodsucking Brady Bunch! ’ ’ Just like one big, happy family. ’ ’ So where’re we going? ’ ’ So what’s the rush? You’re chasing that girl aren’t you? ’ ’ Come on, admit it. ’ ’ Come on, admit it. I’m at the mercy of your sex glands, bud. ’ ’ Got a problem, guys? ’ ’ Just scoping your civilian wardrobe. ’ ’ Pretty cool, huh? ’ ’ Where the hell are you from? Krypton? ’ ’ You think you really know what’s happening here, don’t you? ’ ’ Well, I’ll tell you something, you don’t know shit, buddy. ’ ’ You think we just work at a comic book store for our folks, huh? ’ ’ Actually, I thought it was a bakery. ’ ’ This is just a cover; we’re dedicated to a higher purpose. ’ ’ We’re fighters for truth, justice, and the American way. ’ ’ Hey, anything around here that might pass for aftershave? ’ ’ Yeah, yeah, let me try some of that. ’ ’ How about some Windex, ________? ’ ’ You have a big date tonight, ________? ’ ’ Look at your reflection in the mirror. ’ ’ You wait ‘till mom finds out, buddy! ’ ’ My own brother/sister, a goddamn, shit-sucking vampire. ’ ’ You’re a creature of the night, just like out of a comic book! ’ ’ You did the right thing by calling us. ’ ’ Does the sunlight freak him/her out? ’ ’ Uh, he/she wears sunglasses in the house. ’ ’ Bad breath, long fingernails? ’ ’ Here’s what you do: get yourself a good sharp stake and drive it right through his heart. ’ ’ You’d better get yourself a garlic T-shirt, buddy, or it’s your funeral. ’ ’ This place has become a haven for the undead. ’ ’ Kill your brother/sister, you’ll feel better. ’ ’ Holy shit, Vampire Hotel. ’ ’ What’s that smell? ’ ’ Vampires, my friend, vampires. ’ ’ We’re on the right trail. ’ ’ Flies and the undead go together like bullets and guns. ’ ’ We blew it, man, we lost it! ’ ’ We unraveled in the face of the enemy! ’ ’ It’s not our fault, they pulled a mind scramble on us! ’ ’ They opened their eyes and talked! ’ ’ We don’t ride with vampires. ’ ’ Burn rubber does not mean warp speed! ’ ’ Guys, we’re on our own. ’ ’ Good, just the way we like it. ’ ’ When a vampire bites it, it’s never a pretty sight. ’ ’ No two bloodsuckers go the same way. ’ ’ Death by stereo! ’ ’ Shut up! ’ ’ I nailed one of them downstairs with a bow and arrow. ’ ’ We trashed the one that looks like Twisted Sister. ’ ’ Totally annihilated his night-stalking ass! ’ ’ We’re awesome monster bashers! ’ ’ Death to all vampires! ’ ’ Notice anything unusual about ______ yet? ’ ’ No, it’s actually a pretty cool place… if you’re a Martian! ’ ’ You guys sniffin’ on newsprint or somethin’? ’ ’ If he’s dead, can we go back to Phoenix? ’ ’ Do you know what it means when there’s no TV? - No MTV! ’ ’ Are you freebasing, ______? Inquiring minds want to know. ’ ’ There’s our number on the back. And pray you never need to call us. ’ ’ I’ll pray I never need to call you. ’ ’ Look, this isn’t a comic book, these guys are brutal killers. ’ ’ Don’t kill me. I’m basically a good kid. ’ ’ Haha! Garlic don’t work, boys! ’ ’ Talk about the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. ’ ’ I haven’t changed my mind about that. ’ ’ Come on, be one of us. ’ ’ Initiation’s over. Time to join the club! ’ ’ It’s so much better if you don’t fight. ’ ’ Mom! Mom, no! Don’t do it, Mom! Mom, don’t do it! ’ ’ I bet you hate garlic, dontcha!? ’ ’ I like garlic! It’s just a little much! It’s raw garlic. ’ ’ I can’t tell you. I don’t know how to help you. ’ ’ What’s happening to me, _____? ’ ’ Well, now, let me put it this way. ’ ’ You just have to try and keep up. ’ ’ Grab the rock box, kid! ’ ’ What’d you do to my dog, you asshole? ’ ’ You’re a vampire! I knew it! ’ ’ So what are you? The Flying Nun? ’ ’ You got carried away by a comic book? ’ ’ It was a scary comic, mom. I’m sorry. ’ ’ Have you been eating pizza? ’ ’ Don’t kill anyone until we get back to you! ’ ’ Come on. Vampires have such a rotten temper. ’ ’ First come, first staked. ’ ’ What was that? A little vampire humor? Well, it wasn’t funny! ’ ’ Okay, where’s Nosferatu? ’ ’ How much do you think we should charge them for this? ’ ’ I gotta tell you something - it’s real important. ’ ’ Look, there’s evidence on my sweater. ’ ’ Hey! Smells good! When do we eat? ’ ’ Right! Now we are going to have company again! ’ ’ Are we going to have company again? ’ ’ Is there any jobs around here? ’ ’ Well, you’re the man of the house and I’m not coming in until you invite me. ’ ’ I didn’t invite you this time, ______. ’ ’ You’re invited. ’ ’ Thanks very much. ’ ’ How you doing? You must be, right? ’
