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[anarqueeen]

CORRECT.

Bonus AK pic under the cut :3

[urie]

[anarqueeen]

Source????

[cryptotheism]

Given how often solar eclipse are used to date historical events, I think an international calendar should begin on the day of the first recorded total solar eclipse.

[cryptotheism]

If scientist are right about some Irish petroglyphs, it is currently the year 5365. Christ was born in 3340. The Egyptian middle kingdom period lasted from 1300 to 1558. The Ottoman empire took Constantinople in 4793. Star Wars episode IV was released in 5312.

[cryptotheism]

Proto-writing systems emerged sometime between -40 and 240. The Olmecs emerged in roughly 2140. The Aztec Empire was founded in 4768. The Zhang dynasty began in roughly 1574.

[anarqueeen]

If it's 5365, I'm over 3000 years old cuz I'm a 2000s baby 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[anarqueeen]

starts contact juggling your nuts without consent

[anarqueeen]

starts contact juggling your nuts without consent

[anarqueeen]

when are you finally going to take over the twin cities area and become this state's rightful ruler

My first act as queen, we're making Minneapolis the capitol. Everyone else thinks it is already.

Second, we're burning St Paul to the ground.

Third, we're filling the Mississippi River with concrete cuz I think it would be funny

[anarqueeen]

Oh also we're doing the walk of shame thing to Jacob frey like in game of thrones

[anarqueeen]

when are you finally going to take over the twin cities area and become this state's rightful ruler

My first act as queen, we're making Minneapolis the capitol. Everyone else thinks it is already.

Second, we're burning St Paul to the ground.

Third, we're filling the Mississippi River with concrete cuz I think it would be funny

[anarqueeen]

"hapless" is underrated tbh. Like damn her ass does NOT have haps

[anarqueeen]

Estrigohl, the Undying Lich would like to add you on LinkedIn

You have (4) shared acquaintances

[anarqueeen]

sleazy caveman salesman: what it going to take for gug to get you in big rock

[anarqueeen]

when or typo comes, we will make no excuses for the error

[anarqueeen]

fuck

[anarqueeen]

when or typo comes, we will make no excuses for the error

[anarqueeen]

The women's bathroom at work was out of order (sink fell off wall) so I was forced to use the single occupancy men's room. But as a show of respect, I made sure to get a little pee on the seat and on the floor, as is customary in their culture

[anarqueeen]

"My truck I rebuilt is older than you are" is an incredibly cringe thing for a guy to say but☝️when said by an older woman is enough to rewire my brain

[anarqueeen]

Ah, I see. You believe in the Great Spider theory of history meanwhile I, correctly, believe that material conditions of the time enabled the waterspout to be climbed

[infectiouspiss]

how old do i have to be before i'm no longer a middle aged couples "controversially young" third?

[anarqueeen]

I never wanna stop being the "problematically younger" third tbh

[tomhoppusdelonge]