𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕.

“ what she was like. snow, cream, marble, cherries, alabaster, golden wire ? none of these. she was like a fox, or an olive tree; like the waves of the sea when you look down upon them from a height; like an emerald; like the sun on a green hill which is yet clouded—”

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𝚝𝚎𝚡𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍 ; 𝚌𝚊𝚖𝚒.

camila: life is full of disappointments :) he's not even that good in bed, like.... pretty sure i've yachted with dudes more down to make me cum but those days are behind me... i could shed a tear

camila: i'm not gonna rub any of this in ur face, i'm not heartless. u take ur time with this. u know how to find me.

audrey: i love u.

audrey: always.

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𝚝𝚎𝚡𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍 ; 𝚌𝚊𝚖𝚒.

camila: i know like ??? getting pregnant was the last thing on my mind. it took me forever to wrap my head around it. maybe parts of me. then again i think only knew parts of him too. he made me out to be this fucking evil bitch for leaving him when he pulled shit that was ten times worse.

camila: well neither of us told anyone where we were, really. we originally just went to get away. everything else just... sort've happened naturally. idk. i don't wanna get in too deep with the details.

camila: i'm not asking u to like... god mama my baby up. at least not right now. i've known for a few weeks now. but i didn't wanna hit u up when... /yeah/. we don't even have to talk about it. tell me about ur life.

camila: lol at least ur not out to slit my throat like his other ex :) who would've guessed someone so tiny could be such a pain in my ass.

audrey: disappoints me, doesn't surprise me. can't believe my drunk ass entertained any of that for even a minute. but anyway.

audrey: don't worry, i'm neither asking nor need them. i get u, i get u. i don't really wanna talk about mine lol. same old story of the dude out to get me. i should've just stayed in bali or s/t.

audrey: go fucking figure. but, uh, hey. if u need anything, let me know ok ? i'm not like, on this whole baby train express, but i'd never leave u high & dry if u reached out & needed me, u know ?

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𝚝𝚎𝚡𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍 ; 𝚌𝚊𝚖𝚒.

camila: oh yeah, he was def with a chick named mishti the entire time :) i spent my twenty-first birthday wanting to die in bed bc of that asshole. then he had the gall to try and accuse me of getting pregnant on purpose. called me stupid. boy's dead to me rn. was.

camila: no. i get that. it's crazy. i even know it's crazy. it wasn't like we were trying to make a baby. we were in ibiza, it was his birthday. it just happened. but i love him. so that has to count for something, right ?? i'm not going to force u into this or rub it in your face. it all just /happened/.

camila: i love u mucho chica, if that counts for anything ://

audreyana: what an asshat :) i feel like you, of all people, would not be into a revenge pregnancy. did he even know u at all ??

audreyana: oh. so that's where u were. i guess that's why u wouldn't tell me where u were, either. huh.

audreyana: i love u, u know that. and i'm sure i can eventually find myself in a place where i'm nothing but happy for u, but i .. can't be there yet. not rn.

audreyana: i'm not, like, mad tho. surprisingly. just kinda ... beside myself. i guess.

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( * ☆ 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞. ( 💬 )

SCARLETT: you're TOO RIGHT :///

SCARLETT: it was just a damn mess, but i got drunk so .. that's a plus

SCARLETT: consider me sharing it all :)

AUDREYANA: tru, being drunk's always a winner. :)

AUDREYANA: define /all/, in this context.

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𝚝𝚎𝚡𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍 ; 𝚌𝚊𝚖𝚒.

camila: i wasn't the one who stopped talking. that was u. like i said, i was pissed off when i first heard about u and luke. but lol u were fucking a man who had a girlfriend. didn't know about that ? yeah. me neither. he's not a saint. he's a dick.

camila: i wasn't trying to hurt u. u told me gregg wasn't important to u. but he is to me. and i hope u can be okay with that. but if u can't... i don't want to force it on u. lol i may be a bitch but i'm not evil.

audrey: i know. like i said, not that it excuses anything, but i've been going thru some shit on my own. wait, what the fuck ? i could kill him. and he tried to ' some best friend you are to camila ' my ass. some fucking boyfriend he is. hopefully was.

audrey: i'm sure u weren't, but that doesn't really cancel out the way i feel u know. u said the same about luke ... i'm guessing u lied too ? i can tell u i'll try to be. that's all i can say tho. for right now. it's a lot. i won't lie to u.

audrey: ur still my favorite bitch, for the record.

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𝚝𝚎𝚡𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍 ; 𝚌𝚊𝚖𝚒.

camila: idk if u actually spoken to me in the past few weeks u'd know. so do u really deserve an explanation ? hmm.

camila: i'm pregnant. it's gregg's. and we're together.

audrey: i mean. if u don't want to talk, don't hold ur breath.

audrey: oh. well. congrats. i think.

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𝚝𝚎𝚡𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍 ; 𝚌𝚊𝚖𝚒.

camila: i'll join u in eight months :)

audrey: camila, what the fuck are you talking about.

[anasmichelle-blog]

𝚝𝚎𝚡𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍 ; 𝚌𝚊𝚖𝚒.

camila: i feel like u've missed out on like a year of my life ???

camila: we're, uh... even though. not that it was a competition or anything but... idk how else to say this so i'm just going to tell u and hope that u realize it wasn't personal. just like how i'm sure u fucking luke wasn't. lol here it goes

camila: so, i'm in love with gregg.

audrey: same ??? i need a drink.

audrey: um. i don't think that makes us even.

audrey: looks like i lose.

[fcideas]

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𝚝𝚎𝚡𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍 ; 𝚌𝚊𝚖𝚒.

audrey: so, idk what u heard @ this pt. idk if it even matters. i've been so far gone down a fucking rabbit hole that i'm not sure what's on the air for everybody n their goldfish n what's not.

audrey: so, i'll keep shit short. spare u the world's tiniest violin providing the bg noise to all my woes.

audrey: but, i'm sorry --- for luke, for the radio silence, for everything. my problems aside, i've been less of a friend than i've been known to be. instead of being /the/ bitch, i feel like i've been self-demoted to just /a/ bitch.

[cntrltori]

SNAP FROM TORI

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cntrltori:

TORI: so i finally got caught up with shameless TORI: and now i have nothing to watch :/ TORI: pls tell me you have some recs

AUDREYANA: have you made it thru black mirror yet

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imessage-- open.

NICK: the new Jurassic World movie is out now. probably not as good without me.

NICK: Kidding. I'm definitely going to see it though. Gotta support my friends.

NICK: I don't know if it'd be weird to go by myself.

AUDREYANA: the more you consider going alone, the more likely you'll talk urself out of it.

AUDREYANA: just go, dude. live it up. get a large popcorn & eat it urself.

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- ̗̀  ❛ imessage → open

MAGGIE: all my friends are dropped because NONE of them answered my facetime call.

MAGGIE: at this moment i'm taking applications for new friends

MAGGIE: ps: if you don't like cats then this isn't the friendship for you.

AUDREYANA: mildly allergic, still love them.

AUDREYANA: apps for friends sounds like a horrible idea, fyi.

AUDREYANA: don't get urself in some ugly mess.

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- ̗̀  ❛ snapchat → open

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michtis:

MISHTI:  ‘beauty school dropout, go back to high school.’ MISHTI: i’m making a one woman show of grease  MISHTI: if you don’t support, i’ll cry. 

AUDREYANA: make it two woman. AUDREYANA: give me rizzo. AUDREYANA: and we’re golden.

[kiimberlies]

SNAPCHAT FROM CINDY

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kiimberlies:

CINDY: holy shit i forgot how good oreos and peanut butter are CINDY: i just went through an entire package of oreos…now i’m sad :(

AUDREYANA: order more, cin. AUDREYANA: don’t be mopey & ridiculous.

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lukero:

        “uh, two things,” luke announces, the bottle in his hand clinking clumsily against the tabletop, “number one - fuck june. awful month. terrible time the whole way through. it was like .. as soon as things had a hint of looking up, they collapsed immediately. it’s like some higher power has a vendetta against me and has spent their days shoving my voodoo doll in a blender.” he takes a swig - a long one this time, because he’s nowhere near as drunk as he wants to be. “number two - your fly has been down this whole time, and i wasn’t gonna mention it but here we are.”

“ i don’t know what to say to you on that one, ” audreyana groans, once in realization of her godforsaken company, “ but, karma’s a bitch. ” she looks down at the skirt she’s wearing, then back up at luke to meet his eyes with a roll of her own. “ you’re plastered out of your mind. ”

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dohertvs:

   “do you ever dance around in your underwear in your apartment to the light is coming? yeah, me neither.”

“ not really ---- i’m trying to act like that song didn’t drop. quit ruining it for me ! ”