guess I'll let it go

Gwen. Old.

[chillyfeetsteak]

i gave the venus of willendorf a brewski

[verins-little-notebook]

venus of chillendorf

[dduane]

[flapperwitch]

Lindsey Graham dying while we wait for the official Mitch McConnell death announcement feels like sitcom writing

[mewwon]

the vivid sensory-memory of sucking water out of a washcloth as a child

[dinomoder]

This is the best ad for Project Hail Mary I have ever seen. Like if I was on the fence about watching or reading it, this would convince me to do so.

[gay-mooshrooms]

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[streetkit]

it does suck that the government defunded PBS but it's also so fucking funny that now that they don't take uncle sam's slavery dollars they're running videos like "How america's foundation was built on genocide"

no more being polite about it fuck the USA

[kevytmaitohorsma]

Reblog this photo of a käpylehmä to have a käpylehmä in your blog

It's a trick! If you reblog you get TWO käpylehmäs in your blog!

[kevytmaitohorsma]

They're traditional Finnish toys, little cows made out of spruce cones, on their way to see the world from one tumblr blog to another

[books-bread-and-brigandage]

@elodieunderglass not horrible, but things with legs?

[elodieunderglass]

I’ll send them on their lovely journey, thank you!

[cheaphalloweencostume]

jodie foster is never going to be impressed at this rate

[tessabennet]

Because this post was really fun, I'm doing it again!

What's the most fuckable guitar riff?

Walk This Way - Aerosmith

Killing In The Name - Rage Against The Machine

Sk8ter Boi - Avril Lavigne

Another Brick In The Wall, Pt. 2 - Pink Floyd

Layla - Derek & The Dominos

Eye of the Tiger - Survivor

The Trooper - Iron Maiden

Take Me Out - Franz Ferdinand

Born To Be Wild - Steppenwolf

Fallen Leaves - Billy Talent

Animal I Have Become - Three Days Grace

Sweet Home Alabama - Lynyrd Skynyrd

Remaining time: 4 days 22 minutes

[sufficientlylargen]

"Benedict Cumberbatch!" Cry out the tumblfolk, "Silliest dactylic Name you could hear!"

Critical oversight - Lost to obscurity, Engelbert Humperdinck Sheds one small tear.

[siena-sevenwits]

Hey everyone, looks like the “cat summoned for jury duty” was ai generated - even has the ai symbol at the top. Thanks for the heads up, @cannot-all-throw-inkpots . My apologies- I did not realize when I shared it.

[theriu]

Aww dangit. Guess that makes sense, but it was so believable because I can 100% see that kind of goofup happening

[theriu]

Some positive news: There really WAS a cat summoned for jury duty back in 2010. Turns out the error was quickly corrected and the cat did NOT actually have to travel to the courthouse. But at least we can enjoy the fact that a papereork glitch did once try to give a cat jury duty XD

[bark-barkley]

I WANT TO LOOK AT THINGS MADE BY HUMAN BEINGS

[softwetmoss]

And also occasionally by pufferfish

[aphel1on]

top tier character when "what is wrong with them" requires an answer that begins with "How much time do you have"

[dear-ao3]

if you ever have to call your internet provider I think you deserve a week of paid time off actually

[lynxindisguise]

[wifegideonnav]

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me