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We need to keep giving Chuck Tingle awards and selling out his books so that he will have more and more awards and achievements to put on the cover of Pounded in the Butt by the Physical Manifestation of An Egregiously Mishandled Group Text From Members of the Trump Administration Containing Highly Sensitive Government Information

floralegia

Nothing forges stronger bonds than hating the same bullshit fanon thing

utopians

I'm sorry guys I know no one is going to want to hear this but I just got resuscitated after being dead for 5 minutes and it turns out hazbin hotel is true

d94hxc

Why do people treat near death visions and hallucinations as anything other than identical to dreaming?

I know some people take even dreams seriously, but it concerns me when I think about how people believe near-death or short-death experiences are somehow different or more true??

utopians

honestly an incredibly disrespectful and tasteless comment to make on my post about my very real experience of dying and going to hazbin hotel

meanbuddhist

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

jennelikejennay

turn your attention to The Character

ipoiledi

Do steve and bicky pda a lot?

in nontraditional ways :D

“Hey, you okay?”

“Asshole,” Steve says, when Bucky grabs his face in his hand to get a good look at him. “Barton needs medical evac –”

“Bullet barely grazed him, he’s fine.”

“I heard that!” Barton yells. “Fuck you too!”

“Barnes –”

“Rogers,” Bucky says, still looking him over. Then he nods. “Yeah, okay. Let’s get out of here.”

“No, really,” Barton says, clutching his arm, “By all means, take your time.”

“You know, one time in Italy I saw half a guy’s face blown off and he was still alive for ten minutes after. You’re gonna be fuckin’ fine.”

•••

Steve walks carefully through the dark theater until he finds their row. “I got extra salt,” he whispers, and Bucky shushes him. Steve sits down next to him and balances the bucket of popcorn into his lap. Bucky blindly grabs a handful and shoves it in his mouth, and Steve puts his 3-D glasses on. The arm between their seats goes up – these are some fancy damn seats – and Bucky shoves it away after a second and slings his arm around Steve’s shoulders, tugging him close.

***

“Are they ever not fused at the hip?” Tony asks Natasha, topping off her drink.

She sips it and sighs, her brow furrowing. Across the spacious room Rogers and Barnes are sitting at a couch, their knees knocking together, their foreheads almost bumping. Rogers is laughing, his chin propped in his hand, while Barnes says something – and then Rogers rolls his eyes hugely and says something back, and Barnes reaches out in a flash and has him in a headlock.

“Gross,” Tony mutters. Rogers is smacking at Barnes and laughing, and finally he shoves him off. Barnes reaches out and ruffles his hair. “Ugh,” Tony says. “I hate that Cap is cool now.”

“He’s sweet,” Natasha agrees. They’re doing shots now, and then Rogers is standing up and bouncing on his toes. Tony definitely reads his lips saying something about arm wrestle. Oh, God. The property damage potential. Tony thinks about suggesting they move that outside, but Barnes unfolds all six feet and some inches of himself and digs his finger into Rogers’ side, and Rogers punches him in the arm, and Tony feels something warm in his chest. Probably heartburn.

“I’m too old for this,” he tells Natasha.

“No,” Natasha sighs, “You’re just getting soft.”

johnny-depp-is-loved

huffylemon

cookiewishesyou

Cookie wishes you a low-stress July 13, 2026 💙

valtsv

"why do you keep calling things you find beautiful, inexplicable, and unsettling angels" i'm just doing what british wartime radar technicians did first

valtsv

it was birds btw

valtsv

↑ angel

lakevida

i heard that guy doesn't have a library card let's kill him

theonion

Emphasizing that every second counted during a cardiac episode, doctors on Monday praised first responders for being too late to save Lindsay Graham from an aortic dissection. “Paramedics had a very short window to save Sen. Graham, and thankfully they did not make it in time,” said George Washington University Hospital cardiologist Dr. Eric Fallstaff, who suggested that EMTs should receive special commendations for arriving at the four-term Republican senator’s house long after they could have successfully delivered life-saving care.

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alagaisia

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

alagaisia

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

alagaisia

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

watermelon-converse

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

emi--rose

Hell yeah moon holiday

hello-delicious-tea

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

ariaste

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)