Anayar Art 369 Blog

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THE BEST KIND OF SCIENCE IS PHYSICS BECAUSE IT KEEPS MY THINGS FROM FLOATING AWAY

https://twitter.com/berniethoughts/status/848332995190718465

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WHEN YOU CUT INTO A MUSHROOM, DO YOU THINK IT KNOWS?

https://twitter.com/berniethoughts/status/855145220844998656

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IMAGINE THE PATIENCE OF A VERY GOOD DOG—A VERY GOOD DOG IS EXTREMELY PATIENT, FOR A DOG

https://twitter.com/berniethoughts/status/855511562978828289

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CARDBOARD SEEMS SUSPICIOUSLY CLOSE TO BEING EDIBLE—AS IF PERHAPS NO ONE HAS YET TRIED

https://twitter.com/berniethoughts/status/857561700303876096

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COWS ARE THE WORST DOGS

https://twitter.com/berniethoughts/status/742799316692131842

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I HAVE SPENT TIME WITH COFFEE BEANS TO LEARN THE SOURCE OF THEIR APPEAL

https://twitter.com/berniethoughts/status/746707492005093376

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HAS ANYONE EVER CONSIDERED THAT PEANUT BUTTER MIGHT NOT FEEL COMFORTABLE SO CLOSE TO JELLY

https://twitter.com/berniethoughts/status/704499509464850433

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THE BAGEL IS WHEAT'S FINAL FORM

https://twitter.com/berniethoughts/status/706935798810222592

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WHILE OTHER NATIONS EAT WITH CHOPSTICKS WE ARE HERE USING MOUTH SHOVELS

https://twitter.com/berniethoughts/status/711295555507453952

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EVERY DAY IS APRIL FOOLS DAY

https://twitter.com/berniethoughts/status/715933782172274688

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PIGEONS ARE COOL, CITY CHICKENS

https://twitter.com/berniethoughts/status/718103393282166784

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TWO PEAS IS A SHAMEFUL AMOUNT FOR A WHOLE POD

https://twitter.com/berniethoughts/status/722289955012243456

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HORSE GHOST—HALF HORSE HALF GHOST

https://twitter.com/berniethoughts/status/724580635340345344

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THE CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD BECAUSE OF INCOME INEQUALITY

https://twitter.com/berniethoughts/status/725385248687689728

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UNTIL YOU COOK THEM—SWEET POTATOES ARE BASICALLY ROCKS

https://twitter.com/berniethoughts/status/813158019236319233

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GIVE DOGS JOBS—THEN TAX THE DOGS—CREATING MORE JOBS FOR DOGS—THEN TACKLE THE CAT PROBLEM

https://twitter.com/berniethoughts/status/846721851275513856

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CORNERED BEEF IS SO TENDER BECAUSE IT'S SCARED

https://twitter.com/berniethoughts/status/848332519233794048