Greek Mythology and the Signs
Aries: Hercules, son of Zeus and Alcmene, badass dude that killed and captured like a ton of monsters. He was kind of a jerk tho. Perseus wannabe.
Taurus: Aphrodite, godess of sex and love. Fave hobby: cheating on asshole husband.
Cancer: Hera, godess of marriage and home, she always fixes every family mess but becomes a psychopathic bitch when it comes to her husband.
Gemini: Hermes, messenger god, nervous and talkative, kinda restless. Knows lots of things. Friends with all the gods. But probs doesn’t stand them. Always making fake messages and trolling his bros.
Leo: Apollo, god of the Sun and poetry, probs makes some ugly ass haikus, popular kid of the Olympus, pretty chill but hella dramatic when he wants to.
Virgo: Penelope, Odysseus wife, who faithfully awaited for his return. 108 dudes were coming outta her ass, but she found a way to make them pay (you know, the bow contest and all, lets not even talk about the shroud). Very intelligent and patient.
Libra: Helen of Troy, daughter of Zeus and Leda, she was considered the most beautiful woman of the world, she was married to some guy but she left him for Paris (kinda love her for that).
Scorpio: Hades, god of death, ruler of hell (more like the afterlife). Watch out if he likes u, he’ll probably abduct you or smth. Has a skeleton kink.
Sagittarius: Eros, has a serious problem with sticking arrows on people and make them fall in love, however he has 1000000000 commitment issues, like seriously, show him a chick and he’ll fly his ass outta there in a sec.
Capricorn: Atlas, literally carries the sky on his shoulders, srsly needs to chill. Tired 24/7 with an ambitious job lmao.
Aquarius: Achilles, this dude is indestructible, but Paris tickles his heel and he drops dead. Just like this guys, they might appear cold as ice, but touch their weak spot and they’ll show you otherwise.
Pisces: Dionysus, drunk aunt of the Olympus, has a great love for wine, drugs n shit. Family disappointment. A drunken kind of chill.
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