Louder Than God's Revolver

I reblog a lot of  things that don't go together. Like puppies and Pansy Parkinson. I'm bad at bios. Click some links, or just ask me. I'm not a consistent tagger. Most things are only tagged with reactions. I'll try to be better.

[meatsnail]

its my gender and i get to pick the appropriate times to misgender myself for comedic purposes

[meatsnail]

i beg you all please stop hiding these in the tags

[sexycraisinthanos]

when Shania Twain comes on I DO feel like a woman

[fancysmudges]

Concept: A witch cat that’s too fat to fly

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Chubby cats should get to fly too! <3

[darkbluemint]

When you love someone… you find a way…

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

<3 SHE IS A GOOD WITCH <3

[sketchyfletch]

Thank you OP my soul just flooded with joy

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

This is some wholesome halloween content here :)

[itmustvebeenthefairies]

I would like to take this moment to thank John Mulaney for forever giving us “that’s what I thought you’d say you dumb fucking horse” as a way to react to literally every noise that comes out of trump’s mouth

[halfsplit]

I'm slowly getting the hang of when to take my meds and when I can pass on them and honestly it's amazing that feeling overwhelmed and Bad Stim is the sign I need them. Had I known that ADHD or w/e was less an obvious "CANNOT CONCENTRATE" and more of a subtle but unavoidable "bad Stim I am Anger" when I was younger, then who knows mang. Maybe id be a better person

[rayleejane]

hi, sorry, more unsolicited babble: i was put on meds at 6-7, and my meds were never under my control, only my mother’s, and i took them religiously, every day, even weekends, until i turned 18 (when i decided i didn’t want to anymore and hid them instead of taking them). 

I’m 29 now, nearly 30, and after being back on them (by my own choice and with the right doses because my dr listens to me and not my mom, and not taking them on weekends or if i don’t need to) for about 4-5 years.... i can finally appreciate for myself the difference they make, and I can understand how helpful they were to me when i was younger. when i was younger, i didn’t understand, and i was bitter, and i was just a M E S S. i thought i was finally living my life, but i was spiraling out of control, and now that i have that leg up on myself again, I feel better, and more like myself, and best of all.....

I GET SHIT DONE MORE OFTEN THAN NOT

[justsomeantifas]

call me ignorant but i genuinely don’t understand why sports have to be split up by gender.

[robobun]

@ everyone in the notes talking about physical performance: if that were the case, then sports would be divided by physical performance. that’s a thing you can measure. that’s a thing that varies by individual. a weak man and a strong man would be an unfair fight in boxing/wrestling/MMA, which is why they divide those sports up into weight groups based on physical performance. but they also further segregate them based on gender. chess is segregated by gender for no reason but sexism. if it’s actually about skill and physical ability, then measure those and separate people by those metrics. don’t do some bullshit gender segregation and pretend like men and women are inherently on different levels no matter their individual abilities.

[justsomeantifas]

💅

[aggrokawaii]

Remember that time a teenage girl struck out Babe Ruth? That’s fucking why. Men are afraid of being beaten by women.

[amuseoffyre]

Remember that time male swimmers were pulled out of training because Kate Ledecky was leaving them ‘broken’ by swimming better than them? Remember how she didn’t even notice, because she was busy actually training?

[notanadult]

Shooting is a sport that has no reliance on strength and so any allowance for gender variation is irrelevant. The last time there was a mixed competition (1992) a chinese woman named Zhang Shan won it.

[murderxbaby-deactivated20190102]

It’s often presented as for the benefit of women. After all, they’ll be heartbroken when they‘re hurt or bested by men.

Projection is a hell of a drug. 

[dick-graysons-left-butt-cheek]

[yungcrybby-anonymousbosch666]

this is why they drug test Serena like crazy. the believe no woman should be that good. let alone a black woman. and black women have always been considered “manly” and less feminine.

[iampikachuhearmeroar]

also can we talk about how surfing is segregated as well? like how the dude who won this years international surfing cup or whatever was given $30,000 worth of prize money, while the woman who won the women’s comp was only awarded like $16,000 of prize money???? or whatever it was. but I know it was either half or less than half of what the man won. like why can’t they get the same prize money and when they’re competing internationally in the same competition? they surely have the same level of skill and talent.

[yungcrybby-anonymousbosch666]

the pay gap in sports between men and women is fucking insane.

[torukun1]

The pay gaps, not to mention lack of sponsorships for women athletes who don’t look like models is insane. If you weigh over 250 pounds, no one will sponsor you. It’s why most female Olympic-class weightlifters live in poverty/out of their cars.

[shipitbabyonemoretime]

[intersex-mhacha-deactivated2020]

Reminder that in international (and usually national too) womens athletics anybody with 5m/mol of natural testosterone or higher is disqualified. (See legal case of Dutee Chand vs IAAF.)

Do you or somebody you know have PCOS? You are banned from international womens athletics because you are supposedly in posession of an unreasonable advantage in sports.

Folks disqualified for hyper-androgenism in womens athletics.

Francine Niyonsaba

Caster Semenya

Dutee Chand

Margaret Wambui

And more

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Why are those disqualified overwhelmingly black and brown? Because testing is case by case when an athletes performance “raises suspicions”. They overwhelmingly test athletes of colour, for being too fast and not meeting white expectations of femininity.

Racism and intersexism(discrimination against intersex people) in sports is abject evil. Desegregate sports.

[halfsplit]

Today I ate a whole ass healthy meal BEFORE taking my Adderall and THEN ATE A DECENT LUNCH AND worked am working on my HW during my lunch break. It's MEE that's mizz neurotypical on this fine evening' honeybuns!!

[rayleejane]

I'm so fucking proud of you That is SUCH A FUCKING ACCOMPLISHMENT i never remember to eat before my morning dose

[incognitomoustache]

[eclecticwiccan]

IMPORTANT

[underchestnuttree84-deactivated]

[gypsy-that-i-was]

If you listen, her tapping very much adds to the music.

[lizzy52955]

Love this💗💗💗💗💗

[froggybangbang]

That’s Emma O'Sullivan! She’s a famous tap dancer (all-Ireland champion) and you can see her often if you walk the streets of Galway, dancing in the street!

[emmaharwoods]

i don’t know what version of hell we’re living in but it’s definitely the funniest

[ponprincess-deactivated20170614]

[quitetheketch-moved]

Congrats to us, America - now let’s go fucking bully Biden

[balverine]

[meangirlnurse]

today Meatball abruptly realized that there are refugee office plants in the kitchen (they have been there for weeks) and has decided his singular purpose in life is to eat them 

[meangirlnurse]

we put up a 4 foot tall step-through baby gate when we brought the plants home, but it turns out he can actually squeeze his body through the bars. not in a dignified way, mind you. but he can 

[meangirlnurse]

we have foiled him with a two-gate system: a short one with small openings that he can’t squeeze through, and the tall one that he can’t jump over. he is now sitting outside our kitchen door rattling the gates with his stupid little mitten hands like an animated ghost prisoner in a Spirit Halloween decoration 

[crafty-butch]

update: we underestimated him

[crafty-butch]

[meangirlnurse]

why are your doors closed to the public 

[evil-dad-evil]

is this the same Meatball with the Hanukkah sweater????

[meangirlnurse]

it sure is 

you may also know him as the Meatball who tried to jump into my toilet and the violent sweatervest-wearing accountant cat 

[numberlover1729]

tiny accountant harasses human, eats plants

[meangirlnurse]

i mean he has to find some way to unwind from his high-pressure job 

[meangirlnurse]

update:

[the-one-the-only-derpghost]

So how do you guys… get in there anymore?

[meangirlnurse]

well my original game plan was opening the white gate and kind of shoving my body through the gap between the wood gate and the grey gate and i am excited to announce that this was not a good idea at all

[meangirlnurse]

update: was woken up at 7 AM this morning by Meatball repeatedly taking a running leap at the gates, bouncing off the top one, and then sitting on the floor outside the kitchen beeping confusedly 

[meangirlnurse]

HOW

[crafty-butch]

[meangirlnurse]

this is our current game plan. stay tuned

[imhereformysciencefriends]

please continue to give us updates this is the funniest post on this site

[caps-boo-bear]

I love Meatball!

[manicpixiehorsegirl]

Have you guys…. considered….. installing a door…

[meangirlnurse]

Renting an ApartmentWhat It MeansAn apartment is a room or suite of rooms designed to function as an independent living space (or residence)

[thatdisneyworldblog-deactivated]

I think this is the most hilarious thing

[charaznable]

the storybook font is what does it for me

[abouttonotbedeerney-deactivated]

Ok so I have a story. I worked Fantasyland (Dumbo) at Magic Kingdom. We had a girl transfer from Pirates of the Caribbean. And she told me the most amazing story.

So Pirates is down (shocking) And this particular boat is stopped at the first big scene, Where Barbosa is on the ship yelling for Jack Sparrow.

Anyway the boat has been stopped for about 15 minutes at this point, and there’s a couple sitting alone in the back. So the guy decides that nothing gets him in a better mood than the smell of water that hasn’t been changed in roughly 50 years, and convinces his girlfriend to blow him.

Now this girl is in the booth, along with the coordinator, watching this go down. Literally. There’s not much they can do to stop it at this point, other than notify security. Then another problem arises. The guy finishes, and the girl makes the motion to spit.

In. The. Fucking. Water.

Now if that load is released into the water, thats an automatic biohazard, and the ride is shut down for weeks. The water is removed, the ride path is scrubbed, along with the ride vehicles, and then new water is brought in. Costing the company thousands of dollara and pissed off tourists. The worst combination on this earth.

Panicking at this predicament, the coordinator grabs the mic in the control booth and says:

“Spitting is for quitters.”

This echoes over the bitching of guests and 50 year old audio of pirates commiting various crimes.

The look on this woman’s face was priceless. She gazes up, as if Walt himself commanded her from the grave, and swallows.

I’m told the ride started 5 minutes later and the couple ran out from the exit queue as fast as they could.

And this is why you dont fuck at Disney. Because cast members will call you out and it will be the highlight of our day.

[babyanimalgifs]

Rhino so happy to see his caretaker he gets the zoomies 

(Source)

[weltenwellen]

[tlbodine]

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[rayleejane]

also also:

major shoutout with love and admiration to @asiriusfan for letting me know i’d been hacked and giving me a fighting chance at trying to fix it

you’ve never done anything wrong, ever, in your life. i know this, and i love you.