idk & idc if it's real but it's canon

Monty's Bandom Bullshit

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for me and my true love will never meet again on the bonnie bonnie banks of Loch Lomond (companion post)

[manchestermauler]

i know two twins whose towers will be erect this 9/11. WAHEY

[lav3yn]

𝑾𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝑰'𝒍𝒍 𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍 𝒔𝒐𝒖𝒕𝒉 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑰'𝒍𝒍 𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒚𝒐𝒖.

[i-am-the-oyster]

[epiphainie]

i know this is generally an unpopular song but i love this version a lot compared to the album version idk why

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It is unpopular? I love that film- I mean song.

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You know you're following the right people when you only see posts about people rolling their eyes at fandom wank so you have no unearthly idea what stupid drama has happened this time and find yourself stuck between the urge to put it together from context clues and the knowledge you should rest in your peaceful garden undisturbed

[beatleskinkmeme]

Omegaverse- Omega John x Alpha Paul

Early 1975- after the lost weekend John reunites with Yoko

Paul hears a rumour from a friend that John is pregnant with Yoko’s baby and assumes it’s false but learns it’s true and knows he should be happy for his friend- especially because he and Yoko had already lost pregnancies before but he just ends up being really jealous and wished the baby was his instead

(I’m not at all bothered if he is or is not married to Linda and if they do or don’t have children)

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John opening the door of the Dakota at 2 in the afternoon to a drunk Paul like:

[thehuxler]

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

"is 35 too old for the club?"

Madonna is still singing about popping her pussy on the dancefloor at nearly 70 years old

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Paul McCartney is dropping new songs about taking loads at 84. The most important thing for sustained partying is good cardio.

[mostlovedwrestlershiptournament]

Most Beloved Wrestling Ship Tournament

ROUND 3 - Matchup #14

Matt Jackson X Nick Jackson

Jetspeed (Kevin Knight X "Speedball" Mike Bailey)

Voting ended onJul 18

Propaganda:

MJ x NJ

-Tumblr is for the freaks & so are they

-That time on BTE when they literally made out

Jetspeed

-they are literally so cutes. bugs you find under a rock. they love and support one another. theyve been in eachothers orbit since kevin was in japan. kevin has a thing for people older and more experienced than him. their height difference. their neurodivergent slay. -true love is stored in the tag team

[anairbri]

vote for your founding fathers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pupperish]

whats happening on beatles stan twitter

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Someone start a subthread about whether you can have ethical consensual vegan cannibalism with Paul McCartney since he's so old-school vegetarian he used 'we try not to eat anything with a face' as the go-to line for years.

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I believe in Fête Day as a Romantic the same way Paul McCartney does.

That if you're a weird chubby little freak who sees a boy in your neighborhood who's older and cooler than you while you're on a bus or delivering papers or at a different performance of his skiffle band where you didn't talk to him or whatever and he doesn't notice you back, then you simply bide your time until you become more beautiful and talented and find the perfect moment to introduce yourself through a mutual acquaintance, whereupon you can show that you are everything that he needs and everything that he didn't know he wanted and it won't matter if you're nervous enough to blow a single chord at the end because you'll finally be close enough to look each other in the eyes at close range for more than a fraction of a second and he can See You too and Know what you've known for all this time while you've been lingering outside his window at night (which you're definitely not going to do anymore, noooo) that you're Soulmates and you need to join his band.

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Happy 69th McLennon Day! If you ever find yourself even considering being sad on behalf of Paul today, don't.

In the last three months that man has regained control of music rights to his half of the Lennon-McCartney catalog in the U.S., dropped another #1 album celebrating the insane gay relationships that defined his life by age 30, been begged to stop talking by a YouTube interviewer in the know who asked about his 'nerdy hobbies' when he started to offer details about his current roster, then topped it all off with a family vacation to Italy.

He's Doing Great. Go match his energy.

[epiphainie]

69 years ago today, they invented rpf, yaoi, and kinda majority of pop music. happy birthday, mclennon.

[mister-sifter]

Liam said girliam is real and we need to keep girliam-ing forever 😇😇

[ballroomfitz]

Beatles Tumblr blogs will be like 'one time Paul McCartney lactated and Yoko stole his breastmilk to create a stew" and you'll be like "that must be from a fanfic" then you'll look it up and the source is Ringo

[mobgoblin]

Queued right up for it