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Ori • 27 • Canada • This entire blog is a goddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation • Enjoy the Mess™

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Sundown over Okanagan Lake (2025)

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Taking Flight (2025)

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Blue hour (January 2025)

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Perfect form. No notes.

[konoko]

[85-rend]

this was missing the incredibly important next picture where she got mad at the camera like its their fault she bit the soap

[aimeegbbs]

#me at job interviews

[thisisrealy2kok]

[thickness-protection-program]

My cats wanted to fight again and I wasn't letting them but the passion in their eye contact suggests they started fighting telepathically

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You've been working hard all day queen and you deserve time on your phone

[officialboredom]

Me one minute into my workday

[thickness-protection-program]

One minute of hard work queen. Go on your phone 🤳🏿

[totally-ikea]

“Why is snoop dogg at the Olympics-“

WRONG QUESTION!

WHY ISNT MARTHA STEWART THERE WITH HIM?

[softbrah]

she is! she’s joining him for the equestrian events because, and I am quoting her directly, “Snoop is afraid of horses.”

[butch-ragh-barkrock]

Update:

[gendernewtral]

this is 100% real btw

[elodieunderglass]

In Paris this week, he said: “I am interested in the horses that dance and I want to give them some carrots and apples … make sure they’re fed before they do their thang.”

Stewart explained the pair’s dressage plan.

“Snoop called me and said he knows I know horses, and he’s a little fearful of horses,” the businesswoman, philanthropist and octogenarian Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover model told NBC on Friday.

“I’m still scared of horses,” Snoop said.

“Have you ever ridden a horse?” Stewart asked.

“No,” said Snoop. “I’m scared.”

“So we’re gonna do dressage,” Stewart said.

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This is so lovely and heartwarming that I almost didn't notice that Snoop's wearing knee high spats

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EPILOGUE

He got to meet the horses!!

He even got to feed them carrots like he wanted to, even though he seems to be nervous! Such courage and valor! /Gen!

This is clearly the coolest day of that white guy's life. It's the coolest day of the horse's life. This is the coolest day of all of our lives. Mr Dogg, thank you for being who you are.

[urgentkettle]

Can we just take a sec to also thank Mr. Snoop Dog for saying that he was scared to do something and called a friend to help him. And then did the scary thing. I think that admitting you’re scared of something takes courage and inner strength.

[vaspider]

Add-on: Martha said she was going to get him a very gentle horse so that he could learn to ride, and was going to keep the horse for him with her horses at her stables. Snoop seemed a little nervous about that while they were talking on TV, but Martha insisted that if they just got him the right horse, he'd be able to learn to ride, and if he'd say he'd just try it, she'd do the work of finding him the right horse, essentially.

[hemaris]

i found a baby picture of my cat please please look at him i'm begging you

[hemaris]

same pose same beautiful little man 12 yrs later

[hemaris]

i think this is actually my favorite post i've ever made in my 10+ yrs on this website because sometimes i'll be in a bad mood and then i'll open my notifications and someone will be saying smth nice about my boy. and then all is still not right in the world but it's at least a little better than before :)

[memewhore]

[dragonbleps]

survived checking my bank account. i deserve a little treat

[dragonbleps]

this had better not alter the Numbers in my bank account

[dragonbleps]

by Talos this can't be happening

[inside-my-gay-mind]

[stuckinapril]

So crazy how you have the worst day of your life but then the next day the sun keeps shining and the air’s just a little cooler w the onset of fall and you realize that there’s nothing you can’t come back from because the only time it will ever be too late is when we’re dead and not ever before

[r0zeclawz]

my name is detective sleeping and im about to get started on my toughest case yet. the pillow case

[fishing-lesbian-princess]

“Okay here’s the list of chores I want to get done today” I tell myself before having sudden full body fatigue from seemingly nothing