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A programmer is going out for a stroll one evening. His wife asks him to swing by the store and pick up a gallon of milk, and if they had eggs, to get a dozen. He returned with twelve gallons of milk and said “They had eggs.”

babedur

if (eggs==true){ bring.milk(12) }

paperbeatsscissors

JUST AS THE PROPHECIES FORETOLD THE HERO SHALL BE CHOSEN BY THE GODS TO BRING JUSTICE TO THESE LANDS

12-gauge-rage

kev-n

The ol rrrrrrrazzle dazzle

demonelfprincess

The longer I watch, the funnier it gets

thebluthcompany

An Old Spanish Painting Perfectly Depicts What George Michael And Maeby’s Love Child Would Look Like

clarabellecow

The Muppets + breaking the fourth wall

wtffanfiction

Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog

"Rouge lied down on the ground and they put a curtain around her so no one could really see what was going on because it was gonna be gross. They could see a baby start to come out of her butt and it was crying a lot. Everyone wanted the baby to shut up already because they were just trying to have lunch, but now there is a baby coming out in the lunch room at high school."