wasteland or a monarchy, tell me what you see

Current location: Home. Current mood: Bored. Anon status: None. Your name is Jake English and you don't remember the last time you felt good about anything. Written by Tweeft, pages currently under construction

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theheartmuncher‌:

‘Hm? Yes I um. Did my best but I’m not sure how much more I could have done. My name is Life. I um. Made her this as instructed.“

She gingerly sets the body down on Jake’s bed, making sure it wasn’t laying directly on him. With that done, she backs off to let Eve pick at another tentacle and pull away a bright magenta heart that she unceremoniously tosses into the body.

It’s absorbed quickly, and takes a few moments before Opal sits upright to start coughing.

"There we go. Good as new.”

There’s a small glare from the Sylph to the Knight, but she can’t argue.

Jake arched a brow--the one that wasn’t covered in bandages. “That wasn’t very nice of you, Eve,” he mumbled. “I hope you at least arranged for a meal.”

He flopped back onto his pillow.

“So, you can make bodies? That’s an...er...interesting specialty.”

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theheartmuncher‌:

“… Considering this hasn’t been cleaned since Xavier’s been using it as a chew toy then… yeah might be a bit awkward.” Eve takes Opal by a single tiny nubby tentacle, to which Opal wiggles in protest. “Hey!” “Alright, cmon.” Another knock from the door as a large bird-like woman leans down to fit into the room and trying very hard not to clip her large horns on the ceiling. She’s holding a body that looks exactly like what Opal used to be, only “sleeping.”

“...Oh, eugh.” He waved his hands, making a face--and cringing at the slight tweaking that gave his wounds. He blinked--well, winked, though obviously not on purpose--at the bird lady.

“Aren’t you the one who watched over the people Eve stashed away?” he asked.

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theheartmuncher‌:

“Cause I need her to go back to her body. What, you wanna keep her like that?”

She looks down at Opal, who looked as if a moment about to say something but decided against it. She just mostly buried herself into Jake’s arms.

He frowned, then passed the stuffed octopus to Eve.

“I feel a little awkward sleeping with a stuffed animal, anyway,” he mumbled.

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“Knock Knock.”

Eve has dropped on by, unannounced mind you, to bother Jake apparently. She waltzes in despite not receiving entry, standing by Jake’s bedside.

“I need your toy.”

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He jumped awake, instinctively squeezing Opal. He frowned at Eve.

“I thought you’d gone back to my volcano,” he said. “Why do you need the toy?”

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wxlkstabwalk replied to your post “¦ Is that horrorterror typing on my dashboard.”

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...no thank you maam.

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...

Is that horrorterror typing on my dashboard.

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Ow.

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Well...on the bright side...i dont need glasses anymore.

Just a monocle.

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Like/Reblog if you’re still looking for RP partners to interact with as of May 2019!

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Intensive Interrogation Starters

“You’re coming in with us. We’re having a talk.”

“Oh, sorry am I interrupting your chat?”

“You can tell us now, or you can tell us after some persuasion.”

“I don’t have anything to say to you.”

“My god… you look terrible. What did they do?”

“I had to tell them… I just had to, I’m sorry.”

“No, of course they couldn’t pull the information from me.”

“I’m dead if I tell you.”

“You’re only hurting yourself by keeping quiet.”

“The suspicion can be cleared if you cooperate.”

“What do I get out of this huh? I know how you work.”

“Really, after all that I’m just getting let go?”

“We might have gotten the wrong guy.”

“I was treated like a criminal. I didn’t know anything!”

“We could do the Good Cop Bad Cop routine?”

“Ever heard of the Rookie versus Retired Cop act?”

“You weren’t in there long… what did they ask you?”

“Oh, don’t mind me. I’m just here to bring you some water.”

“Sorry for being late. What’s the story so far?”

“You aren’t going to talk to me? Okay then, we can try something else.”

“It’s been two hours and I know you all think I’m crazy, but I’m not!”

“We gotta bring him back in.”

“Why am I here again? What is it now? I answered your questions.”

“All you were was honest with them. No need to be anxious.”

“I didn’t lie about anything. I swear I didn’t.”

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... That was quite a bout of shouting.

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...guess i get to wear an eyepatch now eh.

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blxndingin‌:

Have a hot chocolate.

He says thank you.

I also say thank you. Dear lord this coffees good.

Er..ahem...is everything all right on your end?

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blxndingin‌:

Aaaand. Sent. I’ve sent a couple of black brews with a few packs of sugar in case you need it sweeter.

Oh thank you so much.

...Ryujis asking for something ‘not coffee’.

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[blxndingin]

golgothasundead replied to your post: I’m awake and I’m exhausted.I need. Coffee.

…could you bring me some i could go for something not lifethreatening.

Just give me your coordinates. I’ll send some your way.

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...shit i dont think thats a good idea right now but...i suppose if anything seems fishy ryuji will electrocute it anyway.

-- golgothasUndead [GU] sent [pleasedontsendanydemons.txt] --

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psst anyone want a starter