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let's get you some fruit.

[andeaths]

iMessage|| edge lord

elliot: yeah

elliot: are you gonna kick my ass when i get there

elliot: nvm dont care omw

andie: too tired for that

[andeaths]

iMessage|| edge lord

elliot: lmao same good point good point

andie: wanna come over

[andeaths]

iMessage|| edge lord

elliot: that doesnt seem like even a little forgiving

elliot: you sure he didnt mean to like @ someone else like sam or leah?

andie: i dont even want to try to get into that pervert's headspace

[andeaths]

iMessage|| edge lord

elliot: i mean they sound a little slow so i think forgiveness and moving on would work out well here with this person whose a dick

andie: yeah, i guess we'll see wht happens

andie: its fine they just never have to see my nipples again

[andeaths]

iMessage|| edge lord

elliot: doesnt mean i wanted the truth

elliot: really? what kind of a jackass would say that. Personally would say they are 5/5 stars on goodreads

andie: truth hurts

andie: idk but i'm very very angry with them. not u tho, because you have nothing but good things to say.

[andeaths]

iMessage|| edge lord

elliot: i mean like several people told me i had a weird dick so like average

elliot: you?

andie: u literally asked for it

andie: someone told me i had weird nipples so average

[andeaths]

iMessage|| edge lord

elliot: like in general or with me?

andie: both

andie: how was ur day

[andeaths]

iMessage|| edge lord

elliot: ill stop if you say you arent mad

elliot: pls dont be mad cause im not like super into typing the word nipples again

andie: not into reading it either

andie: im fine

[andeaths]

iMessage|| edge lord

elliot: are you mad?

elliot: im sorry your nipples are fine

elliot: perfect

elliot: eh it feels worse if i say perfect, you have good, even nipples

andie: stop lol ew

[andeaths]

@smelliot-elliot: @andead well your nipples are different sizes so.

@andead: @smelliot-elliot just meant bc all dicks are weird but alright

[andeaths]

@smelliot-elliot: do i have a weird penis?

@andead: @smelliot-elliot ye

[andeaths]

@made-fiiine: my favorite part of being an adult in art school is going to parties just on the off chance they have like a bag of doritos you can eat for your next 10 meals

@andead: @made-fiiine same with alcohol

[andeaths]

@elliot-smelliot: only a bottom for daddywise 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

@andeath: @elliot-smelliot fuck you

[andeaths]

@elliot-smelliot: @andead you judge ppl all the time????

@elliot-smelliot: @andead especially me?????

@andead: @smelliot-elliot pretty judgey of u to say that about me

[andeaths]

@smelliot-elliot: @andeath i could be

@smelliot-elliot: @andeath dont judge a book by its cover

@andead: @smelliot-elliot i dont judge anything ever. no point. get on my level, micky.

[andeaths]

@smelliot-elliot: im so tired of everyone assuming im the bottom, mickey milkovich was a bottom, stop assuming. you know my name, not my story.

@andead: @smelliot-elliot ur not mickey milkovitch either

[andeaths]

why-he-smelliot:

Elliot lazily kicked off his shoes and then scooted up the bed. Dropping his head on the pillow this time ”Legends don’t get hangovers.” He lifted his head slightly to face her and smile. There was an extended period of silence where Elliot’s body slowly drifted to sleep. “I can’t button things with my left hand.” He mumbled almost incoherently. “I’ll never be able to wear jeans again.” His voice was sad and thick with sleep. He lifted his uncasted hand and placed it gently on her, the feeling of physical connection comforting him from the fear that Petunia would smother him in his sleep with her small cat body.

“Join the leggings movement,” Andie let out a tired, lazy laugh, that was more of an exhale through her nose than anything else. With Petunia curled between her legs, sleepy Elliot next to her with his arm across her body, it was easy to drift off to sleep. yowza