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Hello. I'm Mallory Glitter Beyonce Anderson-Weston (they/them, or he/him) cupcake enthusiast and pro water gun fighter. Everything in my life revolves around my family, helping people and cats. Welcome!

[meredithweston]

Am I the only one who finds themselves measuring time in songs? Like, it took me a whole playlist to finish my shower earlier which shows I took a very long shower (I may have kept getting distracted because I would start to sing along and dance). It only took room service 3 songs to bring me the food I ordered earlier which was pretty fast in my opinion. Like, I never realized that before until just now.

[anderglitters-blog]

I do that all the time! Especially when I'm working. Like, I don't want to take more than three songs to finish mopping the floor.

[alexsleandros]

Soooo I was watching my friends son today and oh my goodness, every time I’m with that little boy it makes me want one of my own. Not many children can give me baby fever but wow, he has. A lot. Give me one

[anderglitters-blog]

You want a baby???? I never thought I'd see the day~

[jessiemcintosh]

anderglitters:

Wait, wait…you got punched?!

I did but it was an accident. 

[anderglitters-blog]

How did this happen?

[jessiemcintosh]

I had this whole story concocted for how I was a ninja and I was this supergirl in a sense for why I have a black eye and a headache. I couldn’t lie though so for everyone, I got punched in the eye by a really hot guy at the gym today. Like, really attractive guy. The only positive thing that came out of this is that I think I got a date out of all of this.

[anderglitters-blog]

Wait, wait...you got punched?!

[jamesfabray]

I was a bit thrown off by how random the whole “The Weeknd and Selena Gomez” news was (same for Drake and JLo, let’s be real) though that new pic of her all over the net has won me over. God, that ass is good. Took her long enough to show it off. Selena, just remember one thing. You can do so much better than those bitches; aka me. 

[anderglitters-blog]

You're so cute when you're acting like a fanboy~

[anderglitters-blog]

That's nice. How's your family? I can imagine-- isn't Ireland like the best place to drink? I think they would do that, too. They get away with so much it's pretty astounding.

[anderglitters-blog]

That's good! I'm glad you had a nice time. What did you do while you were over there? It really is, and it gets worse every day. Yes, that's good. I don't think there's a time I've ever regretted my fashion choices more than going through a TSA check while wearing a skirt.

[ears-for-days-russel-deactivate]

Going through customs is about as pleasant as stepping on a lego bare-footed. Coming back isn’t much better. After dealing with a man verifying that I’m supposed to be here then waiting to see if your suitcase got lost or not. It reminds me of those sushi bars with the conveyor belts, waiting to pick out the suitcase that looks the best to you. That said, it’s good to be back in San Francisco. I’m really looking forward to sleeping through the jet-lag.

[anderglitters-blog]

Welcome home! Customs can be pretty damn stressful. Are you glad to be back? How was your trip?

[cleocarrick]

anderglitters:

That’s alcohol for you. Ah, did you have a nasty hangover? That’s alright, I’m just glad you’re okay! We should hang out sometime, though.

Sure, what do you like to do?

[anderglitters-blog]

I like to do lots of things! Like go for walks with my dogs, drink coffee, go dancing at clubs, arts and crafts.. what about you? Do you have any hobbies?

[jamesfabray]

I'm sad we didn't make out for New Years~

I was too busy with Alex’s tongue down my throat~

[anderglitters-blog]

I can't tell who I'm more jealous of-- You or her~~ Did you have a good time?

[cleocarrick]

anderglitters:

Ouch that sounds painful!! I’m glad you’re celebrating, though. Do you want some company?

I don’t think I felt it..felt the after math of the alcohol though but no, I didn’t need any company. Thank you for the belated offer though!

[anderglitters-blog]

That's alcohol for you. Ah, did you have a nasty hangover? That's alright, I'm just glad you're okay! We should hang out sometime, though.

[cleocarrick]

I feel all warm and fuzzy and my face hurts because I fell while trying to kick off my pants and having a dog at my feet. But I is home. I is happy. I has Jose. It’s been awhile since I’ve indulged in alcohol and it feels sooooo good. Since I work New Years Eve / New Years, celebrating early with myself because my boyfriend sucks and has to work right now. Boo. 

[anderglitters-blog]

Ouch that sounds painful!! I'm glad you're celebrating, though. Do you want some company?

[jessiemcintosh]

I have spent the night packing my suitcase and trying to get everything to fit. How am I supposed to get everything I have back to San Fran? I think I might have to have to ship my presents and all of the stuff I bought shopping because otherwise, I am going to have to buy more suitcases. Other than that, this has been a pretty successful vacation and holiday.

[anderglitters-blog]

Having that much stuff at the end of a vacay totally means you've had a good one. You have been missed here, though. How was your holiday?

[ears-for-days-russel-deactivate]

Aaaand another one bites the dust. Contrary to popular belief, sending a fresh wave of dick pics isn’t going to get you very far with guys. At least, not all of us. Another guy looking for a quickie instead of actually listening to anything I said. Figures. Oh well. At least I have Ireland for company.

[anderglitters-blog]

Aw, no. I'm sorry, Russ. You'll find a good one one day-- You deserve it. How's Ireland?

[kevin-weston]

anderglitters:

Logan is the highlight of Christmas this year, to be honest. I can’t wait to see the little guy.

He’s always as such.

[anderglitters-blog]

He really is, he's such a little angel. So #blessed

[kevin-weston]

Merry Christmas to everyone. I hope you all have a wonderful time with your family, friends or whoever else. And hopefully you were good enough this year to get exactly what you were waiting for~ I know one little guy who definitely was and is more than eager to open his presents. So much, that he fell asleep in front of the tree. Kids, they make it worth it.

[anderglitters-blog]

Logan is the highlight of Christmas this year, to be honest. I can't wait to see the little guy.

[jessiemcintosh]

I must really be off my holiday game this year. I normally have everything done and wrapped at this point of the month but I’m not. I still have wrapping to do and ugh. I was supposed to go home on Friday but I don’t even know if I want to, to be honest. I am just not in the holiday mood and I hate that because I love Christmas.

[anderglitters-blog]

I'm sorry, love. Do you need any help with anything? Christmas is the most wonderful time of the year.