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Kyle Anderson | 20 History & Gender major at NYU

[madisonxxsmythe-deactivated2016]

i am fun, and that’s why I want you to wash my car. 

[andersonkyle]

No? That’s not fucking fun at all and in no way is equal to a six pack? try again?

[keanemccarthy]

I suppose the one good thing about the holiday being over is traffic isn’t as bad anymore. It’s always a good morning when it’s not taking me an hour to get to work. I hope that everyone had a happy and safe 4th of July and didn’t get in trouble with any fireworks.

[andersonkyle]

Are you saying you worked this weekend? Because that’s awful! 

[madisonxxsmythe-deactivated2016]

Fine, not anything. How about, you have to give my baby a car wash?

[andersonkyle]

I thought you’d be way more fun than this, man. 

[prettymused-deactivated20180219]

I am so glad my cousin is smart enough to agree with me over this because I would be worried if you weren’t. 

[andersonkyle]

Are you gonna make a stop up here or what?

[ladyplainjane]

If you need one, I don’t see why not.

Psh. That’s what you think. You don’t have to pay to go to a homeless shelter, brother dearest. Trust me, I know.

[andersonkyle]

It’ll save me the trip downstairs and Pops raised eyebrow, and then his “when you get a beer belly don’t come running to me for advice! I will just say I warned you of it!” which is like, rude bro, because he’s meant to like, love me no matter what?

True. But I also don’t see myself having to do that anytime soon so I’ll worry about the travesty that is money when one of our dads puts their feet down and makes me get a job and get the hell outta the house. 

[gleeswappedrpg]

It totally is a classic!!!! Listen to your dads, Kyle. They know what’s up.

[andersonkyle]

I’ll just get home and go, HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL-ME UP DADS. I bet that’ll excite them.

[nepofm]

4th of July weekend, the one of many weekends I get to sleep all day, drink all day and eat all day, except without being judged. Hey, don’t end up wasted under the table, alright? At least until I show around and help you get wasted.

[andersonkyle]

You lead The Life Ari, honestly. 

Can’t make no promises, dude, alcohol’s like flooding in this house right now. You better hurry if you want to get to me before I’m a drunk mess definitely hiding under a table. 

[madisonxxsmythe-deactivated2016]

Wait, I decided on something. Since I have no idea what I want, this means you owe me something in return and that can be anything you can’t back away. So, whether it’s in a week or one year you now owe me a favor.

[andersonkyle]

It can’t be anything, we agreed that it has to equal the price of a six pack which isn’t a lot? 

[madisonxxsmythe-deactivated2016]

You’re not getting more than a six pack, I am in no way going to feed your potential alcohol habit.

[andersonkyle]

You have a goddamn deal. 

[madisonxxsmythe-deactivated2016]

I have to think about it, but I’ll text you when I know what it is I want.

[andersonkyle]

You do that, I’ll tell you how many drinks you have to ge me in exchange, bro. 

[jamiemcjam-deactivated20161012]

He´s probably just impressed at how much stuff you can hold at the same time, especially if you´re already drunk. And this week-end he realizes that, you know, his son is american, it´s completely normal for him to be so talented.

[andersonkyle]

Nah, I’m pretty sure it’s because he’s shit faced too, but he’s  too much of a gent to show it. 

[madisonxxsmythe-deactivated2016]

The answer is still no, unless I were to get something out of it.

[andersonkyle]

My, my, just what are you suggesting, Madi. 

[madisonxxsmythe-deactivated2016]

They don’t bother me, I’m just not one of your bros.  I’m just saying, Ky is cute but if you desperately want me to stop then I probably will eventually.

[andersonkyle]

Nah, I don’t necessarily want you to stop,  I was just wondering if I could get a few free drinks outta you. 

[madisonxxsmythe-deactivated2016]

It’s a sort of patronizing tone, Kyle and it’s just like you calling me “bro” and “man” oh and “dude”. I like to think I can do whatever I please and no, I am not buying you drinks but I am going to call you Ky..

[andersonkyle]

Nah, nah, if I were calling you Madi, that’d be the same. Do you like, mind me calling you all those things because I can stop if they bother you, bro. 

[ladyplainjane]

My bad, my bad. I forget you couldn’t keep money if you’re life depended on it.

Would you want one for your birthday?

[andersonkyle]

Broooooooo, you’d get me one? For real?

And like, actually everyone’s life depends on their ability to keep money. I’m just not too woried at the moment. 

[madisonxxsmythe-deactivated2016]

You’ll survive, Ky.

[andersonkyle]

So you basically tell me to piss off and then go and call me Ky? I like, take away your right to call me nicknames unless you buy me at least two beers tonight, man. 

[ladyplainjane]

I don’t know why you just don’t invest in a mini fridge.

[andersonkyle]

What the fuck is that word, brother, investing?