Andy's 2AM humor

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Mod introduction time!

Andi: hi im andy- but with an i ummmm i shit post random shit here- uuh im a dumbass idiot- have any problem or questions ask the next person-

Arcia: I'm the tagger for this blog, so if you have any questions for me, send 'em in and I'll tag my answers on a post! I'll go by the tags "#Arcia" and occasionally "#Mod Arcia speaks".

Edit: please note we have two NSFW tags, #nsfw, and #andi's horny(nsfw), so I would recommend blocking those tags if you do not wish to see such things.

2nd edit: I shall tag things with "#use of '(word)'" to warn of use of specific terms that are or may be slurs

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"I think my frogs are kinky"

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(Annnnd an update!)

We will be starting a series called 'is it squishy?' Where our favorite gremlin rates the squishiness of objects you all submit!

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"I’m still hungry" (proceeds to grab a drink instead of food)

-5 minutes later-

"I’m hungry" (just takes a drink of the drink I got earlier)

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"Dicks are like puzzles. They sometimes hard."

"I have balls in my mouth!" (talking about whoppers)

"No dick is strong enough to bend my spoon." (very very serious tone)

"I have a cup of dirt-

it’s dirt in a cup-

and it’s just dirt-

cause my plant died-"

(said very casually)

"Skelton bat~ Skeleton bat~ what if I just shoved it up your ass~" (sung to the tune of the KitKat bar song)

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Andi-Tiny cat bean- deserves all the head pats 10/10 would suffer the heat coming from her for cuddles

Andi-The piercings- seems like a snek lady seems like the person who would surprisingly be a good friend- 10/10 would let her do my piercings in a random bathroom-

Andi-Seems like a total nerd- nice taste in clothes 10/10 would totally ask for help from her but would probably end up cuddling

Andi-Very preppy, love the blue, very nice floof of hair 10/10 would be their fake bf to make people jealous-

Andi-Are- are you one of those old school serial killers- that had like a torture dungeon or some shit- just gonna commit a dr seus and not touch you with a 38’1/2 foot pole- I think those there the measurements- 10/10 would have a tracker on them so I stay away from them

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Andi-Floof- very big soft sweat- sweat paws 10/10 would cuddle and read in a reading nook with

Andi-Very Asian culture type of feel, the horns fit well with the hair style 10/10 would let her do anything to me with in certain reasons-

Andi-Rock star barbarian man- yet soft- like the fangs and again these horns got me thinking of Longhorns and feeling some kind of way- 10/10 would let them steal me to go do something random

Andi-Ummmmmm- cyborg I found your first version where they where still working with humans- like the half and half glass, sharp teef 10/10 would return to rightful owner

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Andi- Ok so- the other two look really nice but like- WTF IS GOING ON WITH YOUR FACE MAN!- and why is it a different color then your body- also, just brush your hair and wash it at least once a week Hunny- 10/10 would help make a self are routine for

Andi-Why. Are. You. So. Pretty and gay. I want your horns and your hair man- 10/10 would collaborate with him to give the first one a make over-

Andi-HIGH PITCH SQUEAL WHY ARE YOU SO PRETTY!!! I just melts mommy~ please hold me in your arms and don’t let me go 10/10 would let her do anything to me and I would be ok with it cause she so pretty and soft-

Arcia- I had to use a pair of sprites-the last two, in fact-from @pesterquest-sprites , so big props to them for posting the sprites!

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Andi-Fashionista bitch- floofy curls- love the eyes- total model pose 10/10 wanna see her on the front of a magazine

Andi-They are fluffy (Gabriel Iglesias reference!-) love the sword thingy- I want the bird head on a cane, Omg it looks like tokoyami’s dark shadow’s head!!!- 10/10 would use as pillow

Andi-Love the horns like they are- amazing, the arm though!!!!! melts in to much sexiness holy!- the hair is floof!- 10/10 would make best protective gf

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Andi-Ummmmm- bean. Like sweet generous, super kind, has a mane like a lion and it’s. So. FLUFFY! Will give cuddles if needed 10/10 would date/ protec

Andi-Omg- wheel chair bean!!!!! We love a man on permanent wheels man- I like the the horns look like the horns on a longhorn. Hair looks oh so soft 10/10 would sit in his lap and play with his hair

10/10 would totally date and NOT out of pity to all you assholes out there cough my ex’s cough

10/10 would help him decorate his wheel chair for day to day or holidays :3

Andi-Greaser???????? Outsider reference for all you newbs- needs a back brace- eeeeeeyyyyyyy Gemini- like me mother fuckers!- I like the horns kinda wish the smaller ones where in the front instead-

10/10 wanna see him in a corset- and would help out him in a corset-

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Andi: pschycotic mother trucker, blood is kinda hot but not when its on you and looks like a childs neon link paint, fashion person 10/10 would kill first

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Andi: *internal scremaing* HOT!!!!! IN BOTH WAYS!!- *all the horni* would fuck, would let fuck, bondage, slight burning, cnc totally, doin it in public 10/10 wouldet him breed-

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Andi: i like the little horn thingy, very smol, tiny, preppy, sheltered 10/10 would boop

NEW Steven- Alternate Clothes by NeosTH2001 on DeviantArt

Andi: smuge af!- sassy mofo, fluffy hair, the friend everyone questions why you have but you love them 10/10 should be an actual trainer in a new game + 10/10 would be besties with or date

Andi: yayyyyyyyyyy bby grandpa! I wuv you!!!! Your so cute!!!! I wanna cuddle you and snuggle you and give you kissies 10/10 woulld keep in a kangaroo pocket goodie thingy with me always

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Bitch-

10/10 would punt into the sun right now

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Pretty nice fashion sense even if they only wear three, a totally bean, probably secretly really loves physical affection like cuddles and stuff 10/10 would give them a stuffie for their panic attacks

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Fuck boy, total dick- very much draco/slytherin vibes, really hot 10/10 would try to top

Funny guy, uses jokes as a coping mechanism, big daddy milkers 10/10 would cuddle and let them have a good cry sesh while we do so

Done with everyone’s bullshit, probably acesexual but acts horny to fit in, curses a lot, staying awake using insomnia and coffee 10/10 would force them to sleep and secretly give them decaf coffee

Wanna be fuck boy vibes, really likes anime or just Japanese culture in a whole, pretty nice fashion taste- very comfy 10/10 would stay up for a month with the to binge anime

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Andi: Annoying little short shit. 10/10 would punt out of existence if needed

Andi: The dad friend who normally isn’t emotionally all there buh is okie. 10/10 would give him gifts or reassurance to make him feel better

Andi: The social butterfly who likes physical contact like hugs or high fives or fist bumps. 10/10 would hug or fist bump constantly.