i will be a gun

eden ramsey-marchant. rottweiler mom. pretty good with a knife and a makeup brush. just another la devotee. [[rp only]]

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this is fucking wild i’m so excited

we love you too, you adorable domestic assholes

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holy shit

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... two??

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it’s literally your name do i need to start using it more often to get you used to it or

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you know i don’t think i have either

did it work

and also okay you two that’s fair

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amelia, my beautiful wife who i love very much

shut up

[anditsyouillcomefor]

okay cool

because that maybe freaked me out a little bit

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what the fuck are you practicing for

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unfortunate all the way around, then

[anditsyouillcomefor]

it is, unfortunately, own feelings keeping me in this city

because i like your company occasionally and cricket would be sad if i took her away from solo so soon

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it’s thirty degrees, i fucking hate you

[anditsyouillcomefor]

california isn’t a city, dumbass

also, does it require me to wear more than one layer? it’s a hell city

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i never said i wasn’t, just that i’m not as easy to read as you are

the scheming is the fun part of being in this hell city.

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it is your scheming face, congratulations on figuring it out over twenty years into your life

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thank you, i’ve been saying that for years

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and only one was on purpose, too

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it might be annoying for everyone else, but i just can’t stop saying it

that’s my wife, i married that woman

who knew several weeks of heartbreak would land us here

who knew, indeed