This is a blog for AndreW2002, from the Collinlock16 continuity. Specifically, this is the version of Andre seen in my fic/fic series, AFK, and primarily focuses on the Psychonetwork (who, in my take, are Andre's entire consciousness; there is no individual Andre outside of them). It may contain spoilers for AFK and its sequel fics, and there's some status quo changes from canon, so probably you'll have less fun if you don't know the fics??? I don't know I won't stop you
My icon and banner are both by @everyone-needs-a-hoopoe, to whom I owe the world.
My personal blog is at @birdnormal.
Behind the cut, some basic FAQ things!
Q: Is this AFK canon?
A: God no. Absolutely not. I want to be able to have fun and let the characters make discoveries/changes/etc without worrying too much, so consider it an AU where Kevin hooks Andre up to the internet/web browsing much earlier than will happen in canon and things get weird.
Q: What's the red text?
A: I like answering OOC problems IC/having a way to set some 'rules' IC, and so the red text is acting as my Intervening Force on asks I don't want the chatlings to see/magic anons/giving the characters objects/other fourth wall blurring things. I'm probably going to end up thinking of elaborate bullshit lore later, so pretend to be surprised, but for now consider it an observer and filter trying to keep things maximally interesting.
Q: Can I do magic anons/give gifts/change things/interact with the characters?
A: They're all stuck in Minecraft and bound by Minecraft rules, and very little can change that, but you can give them Minecraft shit within reason and at my discretion. Magic anons may or may not go through if I think they're funny. Please no roleplay beyond asks for right now, I don't know how threads work any more on Tumblr and I'm scared
Q: Pronouns?
A: Full guide here! Additionally, Assimilation uses they/them exclusively.
Q: Will any other characters show up?
Q: Why are you doing this?
A: Assimilation will almost certainly get a chance to say hi. Kevin may check in. Collin's busy okay he has shit going on. The admins... Well, who knows?
A later note: Kevin's appearances are usually written by Mel/everyone-needs-a-hoopoe. Assimilation's are by my lovely partner.
A: writing AKA is really fucking hard but the chatlings live in my brain 24/7 and I cannot stop writing them or I will die
hey by the way i just got fired so like. not to beg on the internet but i Am open for fic comms again. my rate is 2 cents a word; i can most easily write in the 2000-word-ish range but i will try more if desired. hit me up in asks or IMs
you're gonna love the motorcycle pokemon from Scarlet/Violet
SOUPBEGONE31: idk i mean motorcycles sound sick but i want to Run. let me be the motorcycle
xx_E-G-O_xx: what does that. mean
SOUPBEGONE31: shut up
SIDIsquish: we have to ride on soups shoulders :3
I mean, Iām pretty sure that Minecraft isnāt the only game thatās haunted, itās justā¦ a lot more haunted then other games. Iāve heard that Roblox has plenty of haunted stuff too.. over there they call entities āmythsā
Conzercheez: if you can build in a game it fills up w ghosts
xx_E-G-O_xx: architecture hating ghosts
SIDIsquish: CUUUUTE WE NEED TO GET THIS
SOUPBEGONE31: kinda impractical for runnin in
SIDIsquish: we can wear shorts under :3
Conzercheez: i dont know if kevin can draw well enough for us to get this outfit lol
Hypothetically if mojang was aware of yours and the admins existence what do you think their reaction would be
SOUPBEGONE31: SHUT THE FUCKERS DOWN. TOS VIOLATIONS
Conzercheez: i do feel like finding out about all the supernatural bullshit in minecraft would probly be the one thing that Could get it made illegal lel
xx_E-G-O_xx: i kind of dont want like anyone w any power findin out about us. had enough of being studied
If minecraft were to like get shut down or something what would you guys do
feargeyt6774: :kittyfear:
Conzercheez: i mean it runs offline so like kevin could just keep the copy we have and itd be fine
SIDIsquish: itd suck tho if it were all offline and no new updates or anything... :( boriiiing
Conzercheez: i feel like people would prolly still make mods unless it was literally illegal lmao
SIDIsquish: HI COOLER COLLIN!!!!!
xx_E-G-O_xx: thats just officially what were calling em huh
SIDIsquish: theyre objectively cooler lookit em
Conzercheez: not hard to beat collin in coolness tho tbf
And you know what, I guess the mega form of meow stick is the non-binary version. Didnāt think of it like that, but now looking at it, I love it.
Also, Iām just realizing that you guys probably do not know what mega Dragonite looks like because I just gave it the megaton instead of going for the actual mega itself. Fun fact it has wings on its head and itās adorable as fuck.
Itās also OK for not responding to the in between messages. You guys got busy you had shit to do I understand.
geyt : drampa & hatterene are the only non shinies (i went a little overboard-)
assim: umbreon, florges & roserade.
SOUPBEGONE31: hey sorry for not responding to the interim messages we had to go do important shit for a bit
SIDIsquish: we were getting assi kisses :3
SOUPBEGONE31: motherfucker
SIDIsquish: is that not important
SOUPBEGONE31: ofc it is just. ugh. nvm. pokemon
SIDIsquish: mine are so so so so cute again :3333 and my powerful dragonite will bite you to death :3
SOUPBEGONE31: i am gonna kick your ass before you even know whats happening. i dont even know like half these guys and i can tell theyre fast as hell and ready to go
xx_E-G-O_xx: did they make like. nonbinary form meowstic. excellent
xx_E-G-O_xx: not sure how to feel abt slowking specifically
Conzercheez: eh you take time to think things thru which frankly some ppl could stand to do
SOUPBEGONE31: fuck you my robot deer is already killing you
Conzercheez: i see geyt and i overlap on two huh. whats the hat one that looks cool. also ill take whatever is goin on w that absol
feargeyt6774: dont know many but i like :)
SIDIsquish: and assis are really good!!!! well show them later :3
xx_E-G-O_xx: theyll really like the floral focusing you did i think
SOUPBEGONE31: thought i was obvious
SIDIsquish: lmaooooooo run fail
SOUPBEGONE31: fuck off
SOUPBEGONE31: future. were headed to the future. that was the whole point of the speech our old times are the past the new ones are the future the wr is there and thats a good thing that sort of shit
xx_E-G-O_xx: i kinda liked the speech
SOUPBEGONE31: ill do footnotes next time ig
OK soup Iām on your team next, quick little question: past or future? Donāt ask for context, just tell me which one
SOUPBEGONE31: LOOK BACK AT THE PAST ONLY TO KNOW WHAT TO EXCEED
SOUPBEGONE31: THE WR LIES IN OUR FUTURE AND WE MUST CONTINUE ON TO IT
Conzercheez: why do you get all dramatic speech abt this sort of shit
Conzercheez: wait wtf why would get get rid of the dex
xx_E-G-O_xx: looking forward to your team comps tho and we dont know anything after sun and moon so you can go wild lol we wont know
SOUPBEGONE31: its what i deserve.
hi wait other anon i really like your post about pkmn teams i want to take this opportunity to Also send my pokemon teams for you guys
ego conz sidi soup gate in that order ....
Conzercheez: oh these are solid yeah
xx_E-G-O_xx: when did they give malamar a mega
Conzercheez: idk but yours are solidly green lol
xx_E-G-O_xx: lol true. rotom seems abt right too
Conzercheez: ok w the meowstic i do kind of understand the cat thing now
SIDIsquish: SEE
Conzercheez: should i be worried how many of mine are like cursed and stuff
SIDIsquish: no thats probably fine :3
SIDIsquish: mine are so so so cute............
SIDIsquish: were gonna kick ass >:3
SOUPBEGONE31: good team. dunno whats up w robot magical gallade there but it looks sick as hell so i bet its the best ever
SOUPBEGONE31: gonna win competitive with this
feargeyt6774: want to hug goodra
Conzercheez: uh
Conzercheez: did you mean this for sidi not me
xx_E-G-O_xx: no i can see it youre kinda like aloof and cool
SIDIsquish: but also mischevous and cute!!!!
Conzercheez: ok one of those is just plain wrong lol but sure
Conzercheez: im not gonna meow tho
SIDIsquish: you gotta
Conzercheez: nop i dont
xx_E-G-O_xx: sorry kinda catlike behavior there
Conzercheez: this is my life now huh
