Lumped these all together for ease of reblogging:
"Truth hurts, donât it?"
"You could have killed someone!"
"How drunk are you right now?"Â
"Well that was unexpected."Â
"Have you ever even done this before?"Â
"I canât even look at you."
"Why are you wearing that?"
"Youâre all out of ____."
"You. Come. Snuggle. NOW!"
"I think Iâm forgetting something."
"Are you threatening me?"
"Where did you find this?"
"I think Iâm falling in love with you. "
"Are you even listening to me?"
"What were you thinking?"
"I dare you." or "I dare you to _____."
"Iâm going to be sick."
"Just what did we do last night?"
"Donât look at me like that."
"Give me another chance."
"Donât you dare come near me!"
"What the hell do you think youâre doing?"
"You mean everything to me."
"Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am."
"What are you afraid of?"
"I miss you so very much."
"No, that canât be my baby."
"Just five more minutes."
"No! You canât die on me now!"
"Thatâs the cheesiest pickup line Iâve ever heard."
"Put. The. Weapon. Down."
"What are we doing here?"
"Are you even listening to yourself?"
"Iâm not speaking to you anymore."
"I canât believe you missed that."
"That looked easier on TV."
"Iâve never heard that one before."
"I didnât know you could do that."