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[byjove]

‘I have done all I could and I am going home.’ fascinating epitaph on a headstone for a woman who died at age 28 in 1890

[liarsblade]

*touching his extremely defined six pack* who did this to you.....

[invisiblefoxfire]

*gently lifting a cup of water to his lips* it's going to be okay. *choking back tears* just a few more sips and then we'll get you a sandwich...

[cloverandcrossbones]

Reblog to give a glass of water to every dehydrated actor with shrink wrapped abs whose life was endangered for a shirtless scene

[rabbitkinglune777]

she loves grabbing him(doodle)

[rabbitkinglune777]

kitty girls when they play with their food (fat mice boys)

[rabbitkinglune777]

get to know my ocs aesthetics!

[noknowshame]

why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?

[noknowshame]

[browniefox]

[paparoach]

let's hear it for rice with some bullshittttttttt

[junkyarded]

so awesome that you can see something new come out and think wow that looks bad and then never watch it and keep living

[pansyfemme]

there are songs i hear and go “man there is no way anyone actually listens to this” and then you hear it on the radio 300 times a day and the album is nominated for a grammy and there are fans who spend every dollar they have on merch and concert tickets to sold out stadiums of people who all love that song. and you wonder if maybe you’re the one who’s wrong but then you hear it again and decide that nope, you’re right and everyone else has lost their minds

[ladycamdens]

ALIK Meet the Queens of Season 8

[alivehouse]

i dont know. thats scary

[chancellor-ake]

I could never wear any of those dumb “I hope both teams have fun” shirts because no I hope my team wins by 30 and the other team explodes on the field

[lakevida]

free the nipple has to make a resurgence for a number of reasons but bro look at our upcoming eternity of wet bulb temps youre smoking straight up cock if you think im keeping a shirt on when it hits 105° in new england

[lonelyroommp3]

scary that larry the cat is so geriatric because if you are prime minister when he finally peacefully passes away in his sleep you are going to go down in history as the pm who killed larry the cat

[spcecowboyyy]

a cancelled show can be a dead wife

[apartmentwithwindows]

if english wasn't my first language and i had to learn that the and the are the same word just said differently sometimes for no reason i would escape to the steppe

[freegiftjones]

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

[animentality]