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Life of a German medical student

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When the elderly patient admits to having blazed before, but assures me she has 'never taken LED'!

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PJ be like

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When after a year in the lab I am suddenly expected to teach lower year students clinical skills

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Practical year, here we go

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The inverse relationship between seniority and email phrasing effort

The medical student writing an email to a professor:

The professor's reply:

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When I am asked about the Kocher cut in thyroid surgery

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I'm calling the police!

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How I look trying to chip in on the postdoc and PhD student discussing which antibody to use on the second day of my doctoral research

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When, after a month of the most fun I've ever had in medicine, my A&E clerkship ends ...

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People with psychosomatic disorders be like

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When for the fourth time in two years the uni hospital begs medical students to help out on Covid wards for €11,70/h

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When the paediatrician I'm clerking with ignores marks of self-harm and clear statements about depression from a 15-year-old because he cannot be bothered dealing with mental illness, I'm like:

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When a mum tells me she doesn't want the rotavirus vaccine for her daughter, because her sister got it and is constipated all the time, so she hopes the unvaccinated one will get diarrhea in order to prevent constipation

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First time I'm stealing a meme from somewhere else, but this one is too good

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When you're invading a human, and your buddy is already there

Malaria double infection