“Well, if I find that one person that’s for me, obviously I’m not going to look at others. I just haven’t yet, you know? Trust me, I’ve been trying. There’s just hardly any decent guys out there to date. What’s a girl gotta do?”
“ Yeah, you’re probably right about that. I don’t want to imagine what kinda guys you have to deal with on a daily. So.. does that mean you’re entirely over the Lance situation now if you don’t mind me asking? ”
“The love of my life won’t mind about my butt? Andy. They’re not the love of my life, then. I work hard for this butt and they better know to appreciate it. And hey, I never said I want to get just anyone. I said I could get anyone if I wanted. Big difference. I have standards.”
“ Well, I don’t mean they won’t mind, as in.. it’ll like, be appreciated, sure. But it won’t be a deciding factor. And I know what you were saying, I know you’re not gonna go for any old dickhead on the block. Not at all. You’re a classy girl. I just mean.. what does everyone else matter if there’s gonna be that one person for you, you know? ”
“All I’m saying is that I could probably get anyone I wanted if I put in the effort. Have you seen my butt?”
“ I have. As in, like! Yeah, you’re a very, very pretty girl. We’ve all noticed the way men – guys! Guys look at you when we’re out. I just meant, like.. do you really want to like, get just anyone? What about the love of your life or something? They won’t mind about your butt. ”
“She is. She’s got a talent for it, which cannot be said about Dylan, which I’m partly to blame for. College is doing him well, though. It’s the first time looking after himself on his own. Chelsea on the other hand has always shown interest in cooking. Perfect, I’ll let Chelsea know. How are things at home? Your mom’s doing well? Do you want a glass of water?”
“ That sounds like a mother’s dream! Or nightmare. Probably both. Depending on how well he’s managing the looking after himself. Must be nice to have the whole family get together again now. Oh, no no thanks, I’m very alright. But thanks. And yeah, she’s doing good, thank you. How’s Mr. Jennings? ”
“Thank you, Andy. Mr. Jennings will also be reassured to hear that. He’s even worse than I am with these things. It’s my mother’s recipe, so I’ll be sure to tell her you think so. She’s taught me how to cook it when I was about your age. It took me years to perfect it and even now I still think it’s not close to my mother’s. Don’t be silly. You’re not intruding. You’re a friend of Chelsea’s and you’re always welcome here. Dylan’s staying the whole of December. We’ll have enough family dinners. ”
“ Oh, it’s a proper family recipe. That’s so exciting, that makes it even better. Yeah, please do tell her. Makes sense to me now that Chels is such a natural with you two as an example. She’s great, too. We would’ve been completely lost without her in the summer, so. Yeah. That’s so kind. Thanks, Mrs. Jennings. In that case, I would love to. Not going to be passing up such a kind offer and the chance of your casserole. ”
“That’s very sweet of you, Andy. Chelsea’s very lucky to have an attentive friend like you. It’s already getting so dark out, so that’s a good idea. Will you be walking her home later too? Just wait until the snowpdrops bloom in a few weeks. Oh, stop. I’m glad you enjoyed it. It’s also Dylan’s favorite. He’s coming home next week, so I’m sure I’ll be making a casserole some time then. You’re invited to come and have dinner with us.”
“ Of course, yeah, don’t mention it. Happy to do that anytime. Yeah, for sure, I’ll walk her home. Unless she’ll stay at.. at Dani’s.. which.. I don’t think she’ll do on a school night. So. Yeah. No, seriously. I’m totally serious, I didn’t just enjoy it, it was awesome. Really the best. Oh, that’s so kind. I would love to if that’s okay with your family. I don’t want to intrude, I’m sure you’ve got a bunch of family things planned. ”
“Oh. Andy, hello. Don’t worry, you’re not interrupting, come on in. It’s freezing out here. I didn’t know you were picking up Chelsea. You like the flowers? Thank you, they’re pansies and violas and bloom especially in the winter season. They’re beautiful. That’s very alright, don’t you worry. I’ve spoken to Chelsea. She’s still upstairs getting ready. You can have a seat in the living room with me if you want. I haven’t seen you in a while.”
“ Oh, yeah, yeah, thanks. It really is freezing now, but I think they said we’re not getting any more snow this week. Just rain. Another cosy Thanksgiving that’ll be this year. Oh yeah, because.. like, Toby can’t make it tonight so I thought I would. It’s on the way, so. And I didn’t want Chels to have to walk all by herself. They’re so nice! Like, colourful. Really brightens up this drab weather. But your flowers are always nice. Best in the neighbourhood, Mrs. Jennings. Oh. Yeah, for sure. Thanks so much. It has been a while. Never forgetting that casserole you made then, though. I still tell everyone about it. ”
“ Oh, hey, Mrs. Jennings. So sorry, I hope I’m not interrupting anything. How are you tonight? I love the flowers you’ve put up outside, they look lovely, I bet it’s a lot of work caring for them. Do they survive the cold well? I’m here to pick up Chelsea, we’re going to watch a movie at Dani’s. I hope that’s alright. ”
“ Uhh. No, by all accounts, no. Lacking in too many departments to be considered a good catch. I’m not talking about––, that’s not what I meant! Jesus. Okay. There’s just many better catches. And then you put me next to the Charlie’s of this world. That’s not fair, how’s a guy like me supposed to stand a chance? ”
hey, I just saw andy kellerman walking down the streets of clarendon hills. you can catch him around town being a senior in high school. he’s eighteen years of age and i hear he’s known to be affectionate & energetic but forgetful & indecisive. click the read more below to find out more.
BASIC
FULL NAME: andrew harrison kellerman
NICKNAMES: andy
AGE: 18
BIRTHDAY: september 9
SPECIES: human
GENDER: cis male
PRONOUNS: he/him
FAMILY
MOTHER: peggy walker ( 48 )
FATHER: oliver kellerman ( 51 )
PARENTS: seperated, never married
SIBLINGS: nolan kellerman ( 16 )
PHYSICAL ATTRIBUTES
FACE CLAIM: cole sprouse
RACE/ETHNICITY: caucasian
NATIONALITY: american
HEIGHT: 5 ft 11 / 181 cm
WEIGHT: 154 lbs / 70 kg
BUILD: slim
HAIR: short
HAIR COLOR: brunette
EYE COLOR: green
SKIN COLOR: white
DOMINANT HAND: left
ACCENT: american / chicago
PHYSICAL DISABILITIES: n/a
LEARNING DISABILITIES: dyslexia
ALLERGIES: n/a
DISORDERS: adhd
FACTS: chronically late, used to be a great football and basketball player, gets angry when spoken to while he’s focused, likes complimenting his friends, is a really bad texter, friendly even if he doesn’t like someone, really glad charlie moved to clarendon hills because he feels like he wasn’t super close to anyone before that, gets upset when people are bothered or annoyed by his behavior but doesn’t show it, rewears dirty clothes sometimes, needs reassurance when he feels like he said something offensive/inappropriate, has an interest and a lot of knowledge in history and politics, learned the entirety of ‘rap god’ once and can still recite it, is an unsafe driver, gets annoyed at his forgetfulness and inability to finish tasks, is superstitious and regularly sleeps until the afternoon
LIFESTYLE
HOME ADDRESS: clarendon hills, illinois, usa
BORN: chicago, illinois, usa
RAISED: clarendon hills, illinois, usa
PHONE: iphone 5s
LAPTOP/COMPUTER: macbook pro 13″
PETS: n/a
HIGH SCHOOL EDUCATION: clarendon hills high school
MIDDLE SCHOOL EDUCATION: clarendon hills middle school
ROMANTIC ORIENTATION: heteroromantic
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: heterosexual
AVAILABILITY: single
LANGUAGES: english
PHOBIAS: n/a
HOBBIES: basketball, hanging out with friends,
TRAITS: + compassionate, affectionate, creative - heedless, indecisive & impulsive
SOCIAL MEDIA: instagram and facebook
FAVOURITE
SPORTS TEAM: la lakers
SPORTS: basketball
MUSIC: hip hop & rock
SINGER: eminem / david bowie
SHOWS: n/a
MOVIES: baby driver, in time, matrix, snatch, catch me if you can
FOOD: pizza
BEVERAGE: water & coffee
COLOR: yellow
CHARACTER
WESTERN ZODIAC: virgo
CHINESE ZODIAC: snake
HOGWARTS HOUSE: gryffindor
GOALS/DESIRES: changes weekly