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[text]: What the hell are you saying?
[Text] I donât even know. I swear Iâm not drunk.Â
andyhalliwell
[Text] Not awake yet?
[Text]: You weirdo, go back to bed then.
[text]: What the hell are you saying?
[Text] I donât even know. I swear Iâm not drunk.Â
andyhalliwell
[text]: Then what are you? Your texts don't make sense mom.Â
Phoebe returned the grin with one of her own, always filled with joy when she could help someone â especially someone she loved as much as her niece. Wrapping her arms around the younger woman, she cooed in reply, âI love you too, sweetie. Good luck with everything. Iâm sure itâll go great, but you know Iâm always here for late-night ice cream and loud music sessions, too, if ever you need them.â
She allowed a laugh to slip out with the last comment. She really had become quite dull, but it was nice to know at least someone didnât think she had lost her interest entirely. âGirlsâ Night Out sounds great! Youâve got yourself a date, missy.â
"Okay let's go then." Andy said as she got her purse and jacket. "Or do you need to change first?" The younger witch asked. Even though Phoebe always looked fashionable, Andy knew that didn't meant that she was going to leave the house without changing her outfit.Â
As Phoebe had changed and kissed goodbye to Coop, the women went to the club, Phoebe and her sisters once owned before the let the next generation take over. "Do you want a dirty martini or something else?" She asked her aunt aunt as she sat down at the bar. Fortunately it wasn't crowded yet. Andy liked coming to P3 before everybody else would come to party here. "How was it like, when you Piper and my mother used to run this place? I can only remember Piper managing P3 and her restaurant before we were old enough to take some out of her hand.Â
"I found this last night. Is it yours?"
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"That athame? No⌠why would it be mine?" Because I cant seem to shake off the damn thing. "I donât think it looks very safe. Here, give it to me, Iâll take it up to the attic."
"Trust me, IÂ know." Wyatt admitted, the backs of his eyelids flashing with the memories of those many demons and athames. "Hmm? Oh, yeah. Iâm coming."
As soon as she arrived in the attic, Andy got the map and she started scrying for the demon that left his athame with Wyatt. Andy was worried that it might be a cursed athame, turning Wyatt to their evil side. âDamn, nothing. The demon is probably in the underworld or something. But I wanât you to stay away from it until we find out why a demon left it with you.â Andy walked over the book of shadows and started looking for the athame in there.
Phoebe nodded, trying to follow along with all of her nieceâs worries. Her brows knit together across her forehead, lips pressed together. It seemed as if Andyâs mind must be moving a mile a minute in worry. She held up a hand. âHoney, just hold on a second, okay? Iâm hearing a lot of âwhat ifsâ here.â The older witch offered what she hoped would be a comforting smile. âYou canât live life in what ifs, because there are a million of them and all they do is stop you from what you actually want. And what if you get together and itâs everything you want? Or what if you donât and you spend your whole life wondering what couldâve been? If you want something, go for it. Take it from a psychic. There are some things youâre not supposed to know. I learned that lesson the hard way.â Many times over.
"I donât think you need to beat yourself up over the kiss. If youâre worried what he thinks might happen, you could try talking to him about it. Or just leave it and address it if it becomes an issue. Just try not to be so hard on yourself. I know thatâs hard â I mean, your mother was the queen of it â but youâre a great kid, Andy. And Iâm not just saying that because youâre my niece."
A laugh escaped the brunetteâs throat. âMy utter lack of a life. All demons and no play has made me a very dull Phoebe.â
Andy smiled at her aunt. She loved Phoebe's advice and was happy she could always come and talk to the best advice columnist of San Francisco. On way or another, even at the worse times, Phoebe was able to make Andy feel better. "Thanks aunt Phoebe. I love you." She said as she got up to give Phoebe a hug. "You're not that dull. But if you want some fun, why don't we go to P3 tonight? I am sure Coop won't mind for us to have a girl's night out."
"Running away from your problems. A classic choice if ever there was one. But honey, is it really going to fix anything avoiding him? Or is it just going to make you feel worse? Because my money would be on the latter." Phoebe paused. "So, wait, just let me get this straight. You have feelings for him, but you donât want to make things serious?â
The older woman nodded, following along with the story. âOkay, I get that. Was it that you surprised or that you wanted the kiss? Because Iâve definitely been in both situations, and believe me, they were very different kinds of kisses.â
She couldnât help but laugh at the final offer. âWell, Hawaii is pretty great, especially this time of year, and IÂ could use a good tan. But like I said, I donât think thatâll fix anything. At least not for you. It might fix a couple things for me.â
"No I know that it isn't going to fix anything. I am just so confused. Ofcouse I would love to finally get serious with Mike, but it took me my entire high school career to finally accepted that Mike and I weren't happening. I finally was okay with that. I am just scared that what if he suddenly wants something serious too? What if it isn't what I have always expected to be? What if we don't work out? I don't want to lose him, I don't want the lose the connection I have with that entire family. I just don't like the idea of not knowing what it will be if we get together." The confused girl said. "And as for the kiss with Darryl. I was surprised at first, but somewhere in between I decided not to think anymore and just enjoy the kiss. So the kiss is complicated too, but I hope that Darryl knows it won't lead to something serious. Just two people with one to many shots of tequila, kissing."
Andy smirked at the last comment of her aunt. "What other than your tan could Hawaii fix?" She said smiling.
âIâm gonna ask you an unpleasant question now- why did you ever say yes?â
"Have you ever met your wife? I cannot say no to the woman, not even when she wants me to do all this."Â
"I hope Piper finds another employee soon. I don't mind helping out for her restaurant once in awhile, but this is my third free day in a row I spent catering for her in this awful outfits." She said smiling at her uncle.Â
âIâm gonna ask you an unpleasant question now- why did you ever say yes?â
"Have you ever met your wife? I cannot say no to the woman, not even when she wants me to do all this."Â
âThe universe may not always play fair, but at least itâs got a hell of a sense of humor.â
The younger woman started laughing at the statement from her aunt. âYes I got the point.â She spoke. âI shouldnât have joked about you being drunk last week, since I was even worse last night. I hope you enjoyed it.â
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"Oh crap. I thought I covered them all." Prue said, as she began to cover up the hicky.@andyhalliwell
"It just sort of happened really. I mean, I was at P3 and we just started talking." She nodded. "And it sort of went from there."
"As long as you are happy, I am too." She smiled. "But she still gets the 'If you hurt my mother I will kill you'-speech from me."Â
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"Oh crap. I thought I covered them all." Prue said, as she began to cover up the hicky.@andyhalliwell
"Oh please, I am not." Prue shook her head. "Iâm not sure yet. Weâll see how things go."
"Well as long as you don't wait to long. I don't want to run into her at the way to our bathroom in the middle of the night." She joked. "But since when did you get into women? I've never seen you with a girl before in my life?" The younger witch asked curiously.
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"Oh crap. I thought I covered them all." Prue said, as she began to cover up the hicky.@andyhalliwell
Prue laughed a bit more. âWell remember the other day when I had my shirt on back word, and asked what it was woman. Well it was her. She came over after everyone was asleep.â
"Prudence Halliwell. If I wouldn't know better I would say you turning into a teenager again with all this sneaking around." Andy said with a bright smile. "When are we meeting this woman?"
Sentence Meme || Sex & The City edition
" Have you ever been in love? âÂ
âHow can you forget a guy youâve slept with?âÂ
âYou dated Mr. Big. Iâm dating Mr. Too Big.âÂ
â I showed him a boob in a coat checkroom.âÂ
âSo what are we going to do? Sit around bars, sipping Cosmos and sleeping with strangers when weâre eighty?âÂ
âI revealed too much too soon. I was emotionally slutty.âÂ
âSexy is what I try to get them to see after I win them over with my personality.âÂ
âThe universe may not always play fair, but at least itâs got a hell of a sense of humor.âÂ
âFuck me badly once, shame on you. Fuck me badly twice, shame on me.âÂ
âI think you just found the title of your autobiography.âÂ
âAfter years of odd men, God is throwing me a bone.âÂ
âSoulmates only exist in the Hallmark aisle at Duane Reid Drugs.âÂ
âHere, swear. Swear on Chanel.âÂ
âThere isnât enough wall space in New York City to hang all of my exes. Let me tell you, a lot of them were hung.âÂ
âIâll admit I have had to polish myself off once or twice, but yes, when I RSVP to a party, I make it my business to come.âÂ
âWell, I donât know how you people do it. All that emotional chow-chow. Itâs exhausting.âÂ
âWhat am I supposed to say? âHi, this is my lesbian lover. And p.s.: Iâm done with dickâ?âÂ
âIâm gonna ask you an unpleasant question now- why did you ever say yes?âÂ
âOh, my god, sheâs fashion roadkill!âÂ
âI donât like having anything inserted in my anus, even though it may come as a surprise.âÂ
âItâs so not fair. All the good ones are straight⌠even the gay ones.âÂ
âI read that if you donât have sex for a year, you can actually become ârevirginizedâ.âÂ
âIâm a tri-sexual. Iâll try anything once.â
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"Oh crap. I thought I covered them all." Prue said, as she began to cover up the hicky.@andyhalliwell
Prue couldnât help be let a small laugh exscape her. âIt was just a make out secession, nothing happened.â
"Details, mom, details." She giggled. "I want to know who he was, when, where so I can decided myself if it was nothing or something." Andy stated.
"Ah," she winced. "Yeah, thatâll complicate things, but at least youâve got a plan. I think thatâs a good place to start. It sounds like you already know your feelings for him, so even with the kiss, being able to express those and figure out what you both want."
Phoebe exhaled, taking a seat next to the younger woman and offered a small, comforting smile. âIt may seem like a total mess now, but I promise youâll get through it. The important thing is to know what you want and to fight for it. Now, Iâm confused; did you kiss Darryl or did he kiss you? Because thereâs a very big difference between those two things.â
She bit back a laugh at the last statement. âIâve been there, honey. Alcohol can lead to some very, very bad decisions. You just need to be more careful next time.â
"I don't feel like having a plan. I feel like avoiding Mike. I don't want to talk about feelings. I already spend to much time crushing on this guy." She rambled. "I'm just afraid. What if he wants to make things serious, what if that doesn't work out. I don't want to lose them as my friends."
Andy took a deep breath as she tried to organize her thoughts inside her heads. She felt quitly towards both of the guys, towards Darryl & Sheila and towards herself for putting herself in this situation. "Darryl kissed me." The witch spoke. "But I didn't make an effort to stop him from doing that." She said truthfully as she thought about the kiss.Â
"Yes I know, I know. Unfortunately. I just don't know how to fix things right now. Maybe I should ask somebody to orb me to Hawaii for some time. Wanna join me Pheebs?"
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"Oh crap. I thought I covered them all." Prue said, as she began to cover up the hicky.@andyhalliwell
"You have got some explaining to do mom." The redhead smirked.