a court of pasta & breadsticks

[andypantsx3]

˖˚˳⊹ — ANDIE ⋮ rules ⋮ writing ⋮ fic recs ⋮ tbr ⋮ ao3

late 20s, she/her. i regret to inform you this is also my personal blog; you will be forced to see shitposts. updates will be slower than usual while work kicks my ass! love you and thanks for your patience 💕

˖˚˳⊹ — blog info

mostly bnha x reader stuff with a side of personal ramblings. i reblog multifandom, nsfw, spoilers, and dark content; i therefore ask that minors do not follow!! please see my rules for more on what to expect and + will not read/writes (and thank you for respecting)!!

˖˚˳⊹ — quick reference (ongoing works)

ready or knot : todoroki shouto x reader Todoroki Shouto is so unsettlingly beautiful, you’re certain he has to be an omega. That is, until a chance encounter with a pushy alpha reveals you were incredibly mistaken—and the surprises don’t stop there. Shouto's suddenly mystifying behavior adds another layer of complexity to an already confusing inter-agency investigation. It would be so much easier to figure things out—and suppress your growing feelings—if only Shouto would stop being so strangely attentive to you...

[andypantsx3]

chiming in on your and vic's yan!prince shouto ideas bc i'm procrastinating a writeup i have to do for work-

there's something so yummy about prince!shouto being yan specifically, because i could not think of a better character in that position who would move heaven and earth for you in the most brattish way possible. while we know that shouto is ultimately a kind-hearted selfless person, there will always be rumors swirling about the behavior of the youngest member of any nuclear family, and i really do think that dynamic matters when he's the youngest and ALSO the heir. the second you catches his eye, he's being defiant in the ways in which a maid of your stature should be allowed in his presence. where i think katsuki would use brute force and izuku would try his best to change laws and be diplomatic, shouto's response to anyone who is questioning him would literally just be "??? why are you questioning me? what do you mean this can't happen, i just said it could?" it's very baby of the family stamping his foot but also like, you have to obey unless you want to be turned into an ice statue.

like there's an arrogance about him without being an "arrogant prince" that works for a yandere + royal version of him that's so juicy to me. anyway! those are my brain worms!

-mars (of marsaplanet)

I fell asleep RIP but what an absolute perfect take to wake up to. Marssss u are COOKIN here, I love the interplay w/ his spoiled youngest child aspects ksjdhfskdjghsd.

[andypantsx3]

class differences providing the perfect misdirection for yandere behavior until its too late... being a commoner means you assume every oddity is just aristocratic courtliness... right up until you realize it isn't.

[andypantsx3]

you know who would be sexy as a yandere prince…shouto

Your brain is alwayssss tuned to just the right frequency Vic lmao.

And you don't even realize you're being courted at first because he's a prince and of course he's eventually meant for a political marriage, and of course he's just well-mannered and courtly by nature; it's not that he's paying you any special favor. Except an awful lot of coincidences keep occurring that keep you awfully close at his hand... And maybe he seems a just little bit too satisfied with himself when people start expecting you at his side...

[andypantsx3]

guys what are we reading these days??

[andypantsx3]

Man it had been so long since I gave a fuck about this game I'm so sad they old yeller-ed my dear boy ;-;

Rip his phat tasty biceps 😞 I hope they come back from this but… idk.

[andypantsx3]

Andyyyy, I misses you! 😭

How are you? Where have you been ? Are you okay? ❤️

Hello my lil sweet potato. I’m hanging in there! Work is crushing me as usual & my manager is starting to angle me for a promotion and with that comes even more work and scrutiny from my toxic leadership chain lol. But I have a slight reprieve this week with the US holiday upcoming!! I am sorely missing writing and hanging on tumblr!! How are you doing??

[andypantsx3]

The way I am so angry, I already knew Valko was going to be my main because his personality is so refreshing and he is taken away because toxic fans??? Yes Infold has a lot of issues but all of those issues predates my big buff hunk of a man PLEASE. Anyways I am deleting the game and waiting for Silent Whispers I guess. At least I know THEY won’t delete Theon because he is “too dark”

I understand anyone who does the same tbh!! Absolute L from the company for not actually addressing the issues that had players so worked up in the first place and absolute L from certain sectors of the fandom for the insane reaction to him. Ls all around as far as I am concerned.

Goodbye beautiful biceped man 😔

[andypantsx3]

girl i’m right there with you…. they cancelled my beautiful wife

I understand wishing the company would invest more in shipping meaningful updates for the other love interests but like. Unreleasing him doesn’t address this at all considering he must have been in development for months already if not years. That time is already spent. This is insane to me and sets a bad precedent. I do not believe fandom should be allowed to sway how a story is told like this 💀

[andypantsx3]

They CANCELLED Valko?????? EXCUSE ME????????

[birf]

nsfw version

[deltamel]

@p00pdev1l ...................

[andypantsx3]

harried knight reader × prince who is repeatedly “taken hostage,” but only in places where you happen to be the knight assigned to retrieval duty

[andypantsx3]

andie come back, we need to hear your thoughts on the new lads li

What I think is

BICEP ALERT!!! 🚨🚨🚨

They are easily best biceps in the game now lmao. I haven't watched any of his stuff yet so I do not have an informed take on him as a character at this point but a man with swole fuckin biceps is always welcome in my opinion!!!!

[andypantsx3]

Just look at these things!!!!!

BRUHHH

[andypantsx3]

andie come back, we need to hear your thoughts on the new lads li

What I think is

BICEP ALERT!!! 🚨🚨🚨

They are easily best biceps in the game now lmao. I haven't watched any of his stuff yet so I do not have an informed take on him as a character at this point but a man with swole fuckin biceps is always welcome in my opinion!!!!

[andypantsx3]

i have my frustrations with booktok but the one thing i will say is that they are so unanimously anti-ai and i love them for that.

[funstyle]

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

[suguwu]

nothing hits like making a patient man break