Expert Procrastinator

My name is Dean. I write books. I once ran a blog. Now I run this blog, where I post things I find funny and entertaining.

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life hack

[grraveryl]

[mariopowertennis]

[iraffiruse]

[iamthebestby2ne1]

[fmelku]

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[talkwise]

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey instead

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aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[teenscoolest]

[super-metroid]

can they please make a dishwasher with a transparent door? i want to see what's going on in there

[super-metroid]

washing machine: open, honest, shows you how its cleaning your clothes

dishwasher: mysterious, untrustworthy, keeps its cleaning methods a secret

[weallheartonedirection]

All these years I’ve been looking at the wrong side.

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dark fda show me the illegal foods

[seabassbitch]

We can ZOOM

[seabassbitch]

imagine IF WE HAD FIRST PERSON VIEW

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Talking to villagers in first person mode:

[dankmemeuniversity]

[legalmexican]

looking at my friend requests 

deletes facebook

[cashcutie]

when you n ur babe standing on rocks

[a6]

[valtsv]

me consuming fictional work after fictional work to distract myself from the fact that i exist: i can have little a escapism. as a treat.