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Mort • 26 • they/them • aussie Number One Jorts Fellatio Fan

[angel-derangement]

oh yeah I was crazy back then (2020-2021 post destiel confession) yeah im normal now (I’m not)

[angel-derangement]

im normal now

[angel-derangement]

so! basically 🤗what were going to do 🤭 is dance💃

[segamascott]

[angel-derangement]

nine dollars for a coffee at the airport…………………………….

[renvri]

life on erid

[angel-derangement]

my sheltered homophobic childhood logic was this:

only women find men sexy > apparently I am a woman > I find men sexy > this is normal. However: only men find women sexy > I find women sexy > but im??? A woman??? Apparently???? > they are lying to me…. > all living humans must find women sexy but women pretend they don’t > damn god really does work in mysterious ways. This set up makes no sense to me but I guess if god wants it.

[goatsgomoo]

Man this store has a weird playlist, it's all Weird Al songs but with the lyrics switched out for ones that aren't funny.

[angel-derangement]

sometimes I think about how every image I’ve ever seen online had to be uploaded like whoa a process had to occur to make me see this but that’s everything man that’s furniture and music and transport and the annals of history and the smile on your mother’s face and everything you’ve ever eaten mannnn it’s all processes that had to occur to get you there it’s processes all the way down

[angel-derangement]

so basically. what we are goi g to do. Is dance.

[angel-derangement]

The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock by T. S. Eliot // Bodys by Car Seat Headrest (2018) // @fairycosmos (x)

[fairycosmos]

t shirt that just says thats not what the fuck i meant

[avantgarden-er]

Me if i was a Sports commentator: okay so i would have done everything differently there at that moment. And correctly

[pbeeanjay]

looking in

[angel-derangement]

this would happen btw because I am clearly personally cursed

[angel-derangement]

like Socceroos can’t win Cabo Verde can’t win Mexico can’t win My grandfather must die and also all this right after I just stopped being sick before my single holiday this year which is now cancelled due to said death and also I can’t even celebrate Mexico win to feel better

[angel-derangement]

this would happen btw because I am clearly personally cursed

[acegender]

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

[25-984microns]

breaking out the vodka to celebrate an engineering breakthrough