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Mort • 26 • they/them • aussie Number One Jorts Fellatio Fan

[angel-derangement]

oh yeah I was crazy back then (2020-2021 post destiel confession) yeah im normal now (I’m not)

[angel-derangement]

im normal now

[angel-derangement]

this would happen btw because I am clearly personally cursed

[angel-derangement]

like Socceroos can’t win Cabo Verde can’t win Mexico can’t win My grandfather must die and also all this right after I just stopped being sick before my single holiday this year which is now cancelled due to said death and also I can’t even celebrate Mexico win to feel better

[angel-derangement]

this would happen btw because I am clearly personally cursed

[acegender]

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

[25-984microns]

breaking out the vodka to celebrate an engineering breakthrough

[noviadigital]

[computerspace]

[blemgoid]

short term memory loss service dog that remembers things for you

[blemgoid]

short term memory loss service Doug that remembers it so you dont have to

[saintkatya]

[angel-derangement]

last night after my grandad died I had a horrible bout of nausea and sickness that I think was fully just grief, but I was so delirious that in between throwing up my brain kept saying to me “this wouldn’t have happened if Cabo Verde had won against Argentina… Cabo Verde losing did this you……..” one of the more insane sickness delirium thoughts I’ve had of late

[angel-derangement]

definitely the most insane part of this is that I had watched my actual country lose mere hours before Cabo Verde did. Like why didn’t I think it was the Socceroos that got me. I had watched the game and discussed it with my grandpa hours before he passed but my nausea addled mind was like no… we cannot blame Our Boys… they are Innocent in all this…..

[angel-derangement]

last night after my grandad died I had a horrible bout of nausea and sickness that I think was fully just grief, but I was so delirious that in between throwing up my brain kept saying to me “this wouldn’t have happened if Cabo Verde had won against Argentina… Cabo Verde losing did this you……..” one of the more insane sickness delirium thoughts I’ve had of late

[angel-derangement]

well okay I will look at the scenery and you can read your magazine and maybe the moon will rise over an open field if we’re lucky

[ringthembells]

kathy im lost I said though I knew she was sleeping / im empty and aching and I don't know why

[ringthembells]

kathy im lost I said though I knew she was sleeping / im empty and aching and I don't know why

[ringthembells]

kathy im lost I said though I knew she was sleeping / im empty and aching and I don't know why

[6mayhem]

bro lemme show u how sex REALLY works *picks up large rock from forest ground*

[iwillkityouwithmycar]