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Mort • 26 • they/them • aussie Number One Jorts Fellatio Fan

[angel-derangement]

oh yeah I was crazy back then (2020-2021 post destiel confession) yeah im normal now (I’m not)

[angel-derangement]

im normal now

[cloudabserk]

inspired by @casgirl’s tags on this post:

[angel-derangement]

tearing my hair outttttttt that was crazy insane. What the FUCK!!!! wish that goal was allowed, was sooo exciting. FUCK!!!! well done Croatia but also sorry I’m so sorry but also Portugal played well but INSANE!!!!!!

[strangestcase]

This is UNTRUE!!!! If you’re new to Catholicism you HAVE to listen to MEEEEEEEEE. Here’s my advice:

Leave

[seizethegay420]

[evvergreen]

tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

[motherfucker-unlimited]

hmmm I think I will reblog The low poly 3d bird from daytona usa

[lowpolyanimals]

Bird from Daytona USA

[aire1111]

Mr bean isnt funny you just want to fuck him

[angel-derangement]

the problem with work is its endless it’s endless it’s endless it’s endless

[big-bi-rakdos]

Yes -I know about the misshapen man the local judge keeps in the church bell tower. No - I will not be making an issue of it because I have my own problems to deal with it is the 1400's.

[big-bi-rakdos]

Update: hes started singing

[angel-derangement]

it would be painful how much these games aren’t going my way if it wasn’t both entirely expected and also fun to watch

[angel-derangement]

i didn’t know that getting into soccer meant you have to listen to titanium so much

[angel-derangement]

also i 1000% have caught the football fever now and i think it might be terminal YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 🔥⚽️🏃‍♀️‍➡️🏃‍➡️🏃‍♂️‍➡️⚽️🔥⚽️🔥⚽️🔥⚽️

[angel-derangement]

let’s all start manifesting bosnia and herzegovina drawing the USA tomorrow 1-1 then winning it on penalties 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 like to charge reblog to cast 🕯️🕯️🕯️✨🔮✨🔮

[angel-derangement]

sorry for putting too much football talk in this for the average tumblr user, what I mean to say is DOWN WITH THE YANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦

[angel-derangement]

let’s all start manifesting bosnia and herzegovina drawing the USA tomorrow 1-1 then winning it on penalties 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 like to charge reblog to cast 🕯️🕯️🕯️✨🔮✨🔮

[thethirdromana]

The worst types of cookbook:

The Ottolenghi - it is vital that you use 1g of this very expensive ingredient. It comes from a 500g bag with a one-week shelf life.

The time machine - 15-minute recipe! First, leave to marinate overnight...

The dishwasher - one-pot recipe! Now decant your ingredients and wipe out your pot. And again. And again. And again.

The optimist - cook the onions until caramelised (2 minutes).

The kindergarten teacher - get one nommable little tree of broccoli and bosh that into boiling water. Delish!

The brand names only - ingredients: Ritz crackers, Philadelphia cheese, Cool Whip, orange Jell-o...

The 1950s palate - use one (1) clove of garlic and a small pinch of chili flakes (omit if preferred).

The why bother with a cookbook - to make beans on toast, gently heat a tin of beans and put on top of freshly buttered toast.

[thethirdromana]

#the overachiever: make this very time consuming ingredient from scratch even though it'll end up tasting worse than store bought

Amen to this @akasanata. "Now make your puff pastry from scratch". How about no❤️